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Moss theory

Alright, so like, you know how cannibalism is often a motif for abuse right?

And kris eats moss most of all.

In my previous theory, i theorized that a third cattenheimer sister wears a defunct fast food costume, which is berdly.

Now, in the takoyaki art, you see berdly on a line. This implies he doesn't put any fucking strain on it, almost like he's weightless.

This could just be explained by him being a bird, but what is also light?

Moss.

And what happens when a toy ducky sucks water inside?

Mold gets inside. Because it's damp.

This would explain why ducks are so prevalent.

Because berdly is a moss monster like flowey, a dead person piloting a bird mecha.

And remember when i said berdly was cosplaying as asriel? What would it look like in the dark world.

Ralsei.

Because she's inside the pipes. Kris tried to kill her by flooding it with bathbombs. Berdly and ralsei are the same person, forced to play a different role because of an abusive partner they enable.

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Cattenheimer berdly theory

Basically, this theory is about berdly NOT being a bird, but a cat, and the genius daughter mr cattenheimer was referring to.

1: The mew mew trailer from 2018, where mew mew pops out from an ice crystal.

2: Berdly is probably a fake name, like "flowey".

3: Birds are singing, flowers are bloomin, from sans's undertale dialogue. Cats are most associated with singing in this game.

4: Berdly's paralyzed arm is the same as mr cattenheimers missing arm.

5: Spamton and tenna paralels, tenna doesn't recognize spamton, because he fell into acid. Asriel is green. Berdly is a girl cosplaying as her idol.

6: In the newsletter, Papyrus gives mew mew the name papyrus.

7: Yoshi and birdo. This explains itself.

8: Kris was friends with berdly from a young age and knew them through asriel, as foreshadowed by the trash fellas and mikes, with kris being trashy and cowboy, asriel bein ball and pippin, and berdly bein nubert and the cat.

9: Berdly has the same color as ice-e.

10: Kris feels bitter about their brother and feels especially bitter about berdly succesfully becoming a contributing member of society while they're left in the dust.

11: Snowy wears a pink bowtie.

12: The tasque puzzle has four cats, with the same naming style as the cattenheimers, except for one being called timberly, which becomes I'm bertly.

13: Tasque manager is a dominating cat who loves order and hates the clown around town, which is kris. Jevil is a paralell to kris. Spamton is a parallel to berdly, from the perspective of a very pissed ex. Also the swatchlings are all hunky birds, so queen's castle might reveal kris's browser history.

14: Berdly isn't sure if kris is still their friend mind you, while kris is just being selfish. This is why he doesn't attack kris in cyber world, because he's insecure about their friendship.

15: Berdly decides to be king while noelle couldn't decide.

16: In the newsletter, cat and cowboy play cards together. Berdly, mew mew and the tree pot fella all have the same pose, and all wear costumes.

17: In the song killer queen, it talks about dynamite with a lazer beam and about a girl who rises above her station by consorting with aristocrats and high class folk. Mew mew throws dynamite with lazer beam, killer queen in deltarune is berdly's song. Berdly is the actual queen.

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Why the kris gang aren't heroes

If it isn't obvious yet, the whole thing is a storybook made by kris to hang out with susie, because they're an awkward person who can't make friends the normal way.

To do this, they give darkners false hope, king believes he's a revolutionary to cope with th guilt of damming his whole people to the old classroom because of something that was never his fault, while he's just a plaything to a larping session.

Queen believes noelle can open dark worlds, but the only people that can have determination, which are kris, susie and alvin. Alvin is also a hybrid like susie, and gerson died because you need to pour more magic on the behalf of the human, which is why his mom is still alive. Possibly why susie's homelife went to shit, with her parent blaming her for her parents death.

Tenna is used by kris who takes advantage of his gullible nature and is despised by them because he is a ugly reflection of them.

Flowery wants to make asgore happy even if it kills him.

All of them are fighting for their own hopes. Even if deceived, even if pointless. It's still more heroic that the heroes.

A cage, bowser and a dragon playing as a royalty.

Bringing hope just to snatch it away, just so you're able to play make believe isn't heroic at all.

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Why noelle and susie are perfect for each other

Like, they bring out the best in each other.

In short, susie and kris doesn't work because they're both selfish beasts with personal issues that don't match. Susie is obviously jealous of kris, jealous of their home, jealous of their life, jealous of their stuff.

Not saying that Kris is enterily innocent, considering the whole thing with asriel's book, their friendship is simply a shallow ruse to impress him. At first. But now Kris actually enjoys her company, and now they have to stop her from bothering Noelle's mom who has enough on her plate.

Noelle obviously still has a onesided childhood crush, but she obviously chooses susie.

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The smoothies

Like, ralsei wants blue and pink because he likes susie and kris.

Kris wants the blue and pink because they want an actual friendship with susie, but get given the yellow and green one, which represents them and asriel.

Susie get purple because she only cares about herself.

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The cat bomb bullshit

Like, cattenheimer is obviously a pun on oppenheimer right? Like cats and explosives, and mew mew song is about a dumbass superhero trying to save someone by destroying the world. And the lyrics of raise your bat in japanese are about talking on someone on the phone, and the english is about a white cat? So obviously catti right?

Maybe not????

Like, catty talks about saving burgerpants because they're the class loser, and how he's like a dying mouse. Like, noelle gets compared to a mouse all the time.

Maybe we've been focusing on the wrong family, because why are the cats so protective of catti anyway?

If i didn't know any better, i'd say they're trying to make up for a previous mistake.

And how mew mew talks about taking on a different look to get away from cats, and how killer queen is about a poor girl dressing up with royalty.

Dynamite with laser beam.

Like the bombs mew mew throws, and in the original trailer of the switch version, mew mew emerges from an ice crystal.

Lost girl sounds like lost pet.

If i didn't know any better, i'd say berdly isn't a bird at all, but a cat tomboy in a bird costume. WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN WHY ALL THE FUCKING FLOWERS ARE PAIRED AS GENDER AMBIGIOUS FELLAS AND A GIRL, albeit blue is a flower in the shape of a man, which could just mean a girl dressing up as one.

Like, seth is an awkward geek whose into occult, yellow is someone who acts more stupid than they actually are to guide you into a trap, and green is enterily silent.

Meanwhile, aqua (while obviously compared to kris, could also be a fellow wind user, blue references bluesky and orange, constantly complains about cheating and has an unrealistic body image.

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"You... You hit Elden Beast? You squish his body with the hammer? Oh. Oh. Jail for mother. Tree-jail for one thousand years!"

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"You... You hit Elden Beast? You squish his body with the hammer? Oh. Oh. Jail for mother. Tree-jail for one thousand years!"