GranitosHyksos

Professional silly guy from Earth. Alt accounts for random things (and also story projects) are @granitosloonybin and @epiconmythos

[granitoshyksos]

Far be it from me to shoot guns in my glass house

[granitoshyksos]

Favorite part of TADC The Last Act was when Caine said “let them eat amazing digital cake”, before Pomni and the rest of the amazing digital humans brought him to an amazing digital guillotine, followed by Jax saying “Eat the amazing digital rich!” before Caine got his amazing digital head decapitated.

[granitoshyksos]

I loved in TADC The Last Act when Zooble said "We are the Amazing Digital Orgy" and Jax said "Wait! Where's the Amazing Digital Condom??"

[granitoshyksos]

We should bring back bone tools. We eat so many animals and just throw away the bones?? You could've made a perfectly good blade outta that. Get your money's worth out of that kitchen knife!

[granitoshyksos]

Is it perhaps possible to maybe get an STD from sucking bread sticks too thoroughly

Asking for a friend

[granitoshyksos]

Are puns a crime

Yes

No

Voting ended on10h

[granitoshyksos]

Babysitting is a surreal experience. This creature is meant to be baby-shaped, why are they no longer baby-shaped?

[ryoastra]

The benefits of sleeping with my window open during summer: I can breathe and sleep and not feel ridiculously hot and bothered!

The cons: single creatures with MANY legs in your area

[granitoshyksos]

Or worse: creature COUPLES looking for a home in your area

[granitoshyksos]

I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your hair was on fire

[granitoshyksos]

MY NEW ESSAY

Introduction.

Argument.

Evidence.

However, counter-argument.

But, rebuttal.

In conclusion, conclusion.

Thank you for reading

[granitoshyksos]

Time to go back to prison. Any of y'all want anything while I'm gone?

[dizzys-not-dead]

every time someone interacts with me or visits my page, it feels like someone visited before I got a chance to clean the house

[granitoshyksos]

Ewww spiders! Gross! How often do you clean this place?

[dizzys-not-dead]

They are . Friends :(

[granitoshyksos]

Oh shit. My bad, fam

[dizzys-not-dead]

They forgive you

[granitoshyksos]

Thank god. I can't go back to jail

[pukicho]

will you die for our sins

You are more likely to die from mine, I think

[granitoshyksos]

I can try. But I'm only free on the weekends :/

[wordfather]

are apples a trumpmerican thing? i'm from poshland and we only eat caviar and foul smelling cheeses

you truly never know what your next ask is going to be

[granitoshyksos]

Of course apples are Trumpmerican. Thats how they keep the doctors and vaccines away

[raysipe1]

Thanos Car wins piston cup

[raysipe1]

Piston cup!

[charlottan]

man of few words i see!

[granitoshyksos]

He did WHAT in his cup?

[granitoshyksos]

Does your penis spit venom like mine? And if so, do you water it down before use

Yes, and I water it down

Yes, and I dont water it down

No, but I still wash it

No, and I don't wash it

Voting ended onMay 27

[granitoshyksos]

What kind of absolute freak doesnt water down their penis? I can accept not being able to spit penis venom, but spitting penis venom and not watering down your penis? Disgusting

[granitoshyksos]

My eggs got overcooked :/ I'm gonna go on my reverse Caine arc and torture video game NPCs until I feel better :D