GranitosHyksos

Professional silly guy from Earth. Clankers DNI! Alt accounts for random things (and also story projects) are @granitosloonybin and @epiconmythos

[granitoshyksos]

Far be it from me to shoot guns in my glass house

[mt-isnothere12]

my mom said it’s okay for us to kill each other in battle for glory if it’s okay with your mom

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Only on the weekend

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Bird chirping is just organic phonk

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She carb on my protein 'til I nucleic acid

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”clankers dni” aww man you caught me

imo Rex Splode definitely called Robot a clanker before he found out there was a guy piloting him

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I often think about the World inside a math quiz. You get drunk and are getting too tipsy, and instead of asking how many fingers they're holding up, someone goes "Hey buddy, if I'm holding up all of my fingers, but I have 136 arms and each one has a thumb removed, how many fingers do I have left?"

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Given the crossing of the Red Sea was an entire night long, I imagine God got really bored if he actually blasted his nostrils for like 8 hours straight to open the path. I'm thinking he's just standing there, blasting his nose for hours on end, like "Jesus Christ! What's taking them so long!?"

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Accidentally called Tuco Salamanca "Cuzco" and now I'm imagining Mr. White yelling "A llama!? He's supposed to be dead!"

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Fucking hate clankers

[viralfrog]

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"F-father?? What's happening??"

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For the sake of diplomacy, I request there to be an election for the President of Women

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I keep getting recommended this specific video and everytime I crack up thinking about it. How am I "literally training my genitals", sir? Why is the creator name "HealthyGamerGG"? Is this advice specifically for gamers?

"Well you see: you're wasting your energy gooning to Marvel Rivals. You need to save your energy for women (or men/NBs) in the real world." How does the training work? Is it like DBZ? Will I ever transform my genitals into a Super Penis or a Super Penis 2, or even a Super Penis God? Is there, such a thing as, God sperm or God ovaries like the God ki? Will I need to train my genitalia inside a hyperbolic time chamber? Will there be tournaments?

Is this man the Master Roshi of Genitalia? Is there a prophecy amongst the Penis of a Super Penis who will become the strongest genitalia in the Universe? Will there be erection training arcs? Are there erection techniques and attacks passed down by generations and handed by the Gods? Is there a Stand Razor that will cut my balls while manscaping and give me a Stand ability like in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

Is there a Erection Hokage who is a master of Erect-jutsu? Is there such a thing as a Reverse Sperm Technique? Is there such a thing as Demon Genitals and Demon Genital Slayers with special razors designed for cutting Demon Testicles? Is there a chance my genitals will get killed off at the end of Season 1, and if so, will they be revived? Why is this video 47 FUCKING MINUTES? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALLS V (the V stands for vasectomy)

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How fandoms will declare war over a single slightly slanderous meme (oftentimes the actual creators are friends or associates, and at other times have no beef at all)

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The funniest thing about the Bechdel test is that a sexist movie can seemingly pass it with ease. The only restriction is that two women must talk, and it can't be about a man. But like, what if they only talk about "stuff all women like" like shopping for clothes and makeup or staying in the kitchen? And what if then the rest of the movie is just pure unfiltered misogyny? It seems like it'd still pass, right?

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Hi

Bye

[samwspn]

tag game ֶָ֢ᐟ — 3 animals that represent you?

⋮ ⌗ ┆ deer, bears and wolves :3

npt:: @wintrynightz @heart-of-alex @pittsick @rogersgal @kismetsfawn @amourflores @userhotd @im-miss-worldblog @prettysouled @severedlamb @dontlistentodaisy @deadbeatpup @fawnrott @gilmrres @gengarwebs @heapingfern @lilahthedoll @carmysdoll @cup1dssorrow @cumkissed @vlarrtrgryn @beafond @nuitts @meiyokstarr

[bulletwoundpiercing]

i'm literally so late but

♥︎ ˚˖𓍢ִ໋ sharks, vampire bats and milipedes !

tags: @burnt-out-and-confused @strange-bloomer @tiredestwriter @walleve @evilvampire @magz-atthedisco @missdwinchester @theluvcatss @hotpinkboots

[hotpinkboots]

HELLO thank you for tagging moi :D

tigers, peacocks and manta rays!!

no pressure tag time hello mutuals hi darling hii:

@nocuref0rme @ace-in-your-hand @tauren-iz-silly

@iamanidiot9000 @lackofmetal

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I think mine would be deer, bunnies, and birds!!! YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY @averycoolfish @tiramegtoons @escargoonie-goo @darkmedolie

[tiramegtoons]

@nocuref0rme

Thanks for tagging me!

Hmmmm..

Fox; Curious, resourceful, thieving, skeptical

Common poorwill;

Down to earth(quite literally), smol, shy until their favorite topic pops up.

Snake(in this case King cause I like him enjoy the photos);

Mostly solitary, follows their senses/instincts, silly, likes to feel safe.

@asunder-aim @areindeerlime @weepingmillow @mc-from-hell @juicymagicclown

[mc-from-hell]

Cat, Crow, and Octopus :3

Cats: I don't like being touched by strangers or people I'm not close enough with; I usually have to know someone well enough beforehand. If I know someone well enough to know they're safe or trustworthy though, I will sometimes try to hug them first if they're okay with it, lol. also, apparently I fall asleep the same way as them, haha.

Crows: Whenever I have a friend I feel safe or close enough with, I will sometimes try to gift them things as a way to show appreciation (I don't do this with that many people, but usually I end up doing this with friends who I feel safest or closest with). I also like to find interesting things, and shiny things are also fun to look at, lol.

Octopus: I like to make random things out of materials I find lying around. I made a baby-sized easel out of PVC pipes; string; and part of a corrugated plastic sheet, way back when I was much smaller, lol. I also prefer to blend in when going to some places, if I'm going somewhere alone and don't wanna be perceived :'3

I couldn't find a good cat image, so I took a screenshot of a frame from this video:

@granitoshyksos tag, you're it, lol

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Pass

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I saw a Mormon Church ad that said if you're struggling with depression, they invite you to join the LDS Church. Now, I don't want to get on too high of a horse, but if you market your religion as something to stop depression (something that can literally be genetic and should only be treated with actual professional help) then you are running a cult.