Far be it from me to shoot guns in my glass house

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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One Nice Bug Per Day

shark vs the universe
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NASA
cherry valley forever
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

Andulka

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Far be it from me to shoot guns in my glass house
Favorite part of TADC The Last Act was when Caine said “let them eat amazing digital cake”, before Pomni and the rest of the amazing digital humans brought him to an amazing digital guillotine, followed by Jax saying “Eat the amazing digital rich!” before Caine got his amazing digital head decapitated.
I loved in TADC The Last Act when Zooble said "We are the Amazing Digital Orgy" and Jax said "Wait! Where's the Amazing Digital Condom??"
We should bring back bone tools. We eat so many animals and just throw away the bones?? You could've made a perfectly good blade outta that. Get your money's worth out of that kitchen knife!
Is it perhaps possible to maybe get an STD from sucking bread sticks too thoroughly
Asking for a friend
Are puns a crime
Yes
No
Babysitting is a surreal experience. This creature is meant to be baby-shaped, why are they no longer baby-shaped?
The benefits of sleeping with my window open during summer: I can breathe and sleep and not feel ridiculously hot and bothered!
The cons: single creatures with MANY legs in your area
Or worse: creature COUPLES looking for a home in your area
I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your hair was on fire
MY NEW ESSAY
Introduction.
Argument.
Evidence.
However, counter-argument.
But, rebuttal.
In conclusion, conclusion.
Thank you for reading
Time to go back to prison. Any of y'all want anything while I'm gone?
every time someone interacts with me or visits my page, it feels like someone visited before I got a chance to clean the house
Ewww spiders! Gross! How often do you clean this place?
They are . Friends :(
Oh shit. My bad, fam
They forgive you
Thank god. I can't go back to jail
will you die for our sins
You are more likely to die from mine, I think
I can try. But I'm only free on the weekends :/
are apples a trumpmerican thing? i'm from poshland and we only eat caviar and foul smelling cheeses
you truly never know what your next ask is going to be
Of course apples are Trumpmerican. Thats how they keep the doctors and vaccines away
Thanos Car wins piston cup
Piston cup!
man of few words i see!
He did WHAT in his cup?
Does your penis spit venom like mine? And if so, do you water it down before use
Yes, and I water it down
Yes, and I dont water it down
No, but I still wash it
No, and I don't wash it
What kind of absolute freak doesnt water down their penis? I can accept not being able to spit penis venom, but spitting penis venom and not watering down your penis? Disgusting
My eggs got overcooked :/ I'm gonna go on my reverse Caine arc and torture video game NPCs until I feel better :D