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I'm looking at food processors instead of hot men, because I'm an adult.

The Beast

#personal #quote #quotes #quotebook #the beast #adulthood #food processors

Black Exhaust Pouring Out of a Pickup

Science Girl: That truck is so gross. That guy is going to hell.

Sherlie: I'm trying to figure out what is painted on the back.

Science Girl: His tiny dick.

Sherlie: Hmm, I dunno it looks a little big for that.

Science Girl: A collage of tiny dicks.

#tiny dicks #small penis #trucks #science girl #sherlie watson #quotebook

Everything super red in the hair.. wait what

Sherlie Watson

#sherlie watson #quotebook #gingers #hair #slurring #drinking

You looking like a fucking renaissance man.

Arctic Sunrise

#arctic sunrise #quotebook #lol #renaissance #luscious locks

I really like those high heels that end in horse hooves, but not for sexual reasons.

PolyQ

#polyq #high heels #kink #quotebook

Oh my god, how long have I been looking at Turkish oil wrestling?

Science Girl on the sinkhole that is tumblr tags

#tags #tumblr #science girl #quotebook

June 26th Supreme Court Ruling

Sherlie: There's going to be so many good parties tonight.

PolyQ: So many gay parties.

Sherlie: I said good, didn't I?

#sherlie watson #polyq #june 26 #us #gay marriage

I hate wet children. More than I hate the dry ones.

Arctic Sunrise (probably)

#quotebook #arctic sunrise #children

Did you just snapchat me a picture of my own boobs?

Sherlie Watson to Lil’ Sis

#quotebook #boobs #quote #snapchat #sherlie watson

Smells like somebody's about to set off the smoke alarm, really fuck up my morning.

Lil Sis

#lil sis #lol #quotebook #smells like burning

That's some intergalactic shit.

Doctor Song

#titan a.e.#doctor song #quotebook

Just my samurai detective porn.

Sherlie Watson response to ‘What are you reading?’

#laura joh rowland #you're welcome #quotebook #sherlie watson

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They’ll break your heart.

Sherlie’s Dad on cheering for the Canucks. (via the-quote-book-2012)

#we'll see how tomorrow goes #canucks #quotebook

Which I am pretty sure in the words of Jesus goes: 'don't be a dick.'

Sherlie Watson

#the bible #jesus #jesus christ #amen #quote book #sherlie watson #lol #don't be a dick #important #along those lines

Doctor Song: This smells like I'm tripping balls. Sherlie: Wow, you're right. It's like a LSD flashback... Together: To a life I never lived.

#maceys #perfume #doctor song #sherlie watson #quote book #laughs #lol #lsd #flashback #tripping balls

My panic room is full of beer, soda, and onions... We're not going to live very long.

TVO

#tvo #quote book #panic room #laughs #omg #beer #onions #the important things #survival #survival essentials

[Brother's name], your sperm count's fine.

Doctor Song

#omg #sperm #sperm count #brother #quote book #doctor song

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