Hans Gruber From ‘Die Hard’ RP Starter Prompts
“That’s very kind of you.” “You are most troublesome.” “Who are you then?” “I thought I told all of you...” “Uh, no, I’m afraid not.” “’Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.” “You have me at a loss.” “Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?” “You know my name but who are you?” “Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?” “I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask.” “This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.” “I have someone who wants to talk to you; a very special friend who was with you at the party tonight.” “...You’ll give us what we want and save your friend’s life.” “You’re not part of this equation this time, you realise that.” “You hear that?” “...Shall I shoot another one? Sooner or later, I might get to someone you *do* care about!” “I’m going to count to three, there will not be a four.” “’And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.’ Benefits of a classical education.” “We can go any way you want it.” “You can walk out of here or be carried out.” “...Have no illusions. We are in charge. So, decide now, each of you, and please remember; we have left /nothing/ to chance.” “I am an exceptional thief. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.” “What idiot put you in charge?” “Now, you *can* break the code.” “Touching, Cowboy, touching.” “Put down the gun.” “When you steal six hundred dollars, you can just disappear. When you steal six hundred million, they will find you, unless they think you’re already dead.” “Oh, yes. What was it you said to me before? ‘Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.’” “You were saying?” “I’m going to count to three...” “Okay. We do it the hard way.” “I’m afraid work must intrude.” “My associate, (character name), has some questions for you. Sort of fill in the blanks questions, actually.” “I read about them in Time magazine.” “You idiot, it’s not the police. It’s *him*!” “Hit it, again.” “Thank you, Mr. Cowboy, I’ll take it under advisement.” “You asked for miracles, (character name). I give you [the FBI(or change this as needed)].” “...By the time they figure out what went wrong, we’ll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.” “(Character name). How nice to make your acquaintance.” “I spent a weekend at a combat ranch. You know, where they shoot red paint, but it sounds stupid to you.” “Very good, you’ve figured it out already.” “They are about to be taught a lesson in the real use of power. You will be witnesses.” “If you’d listened to me, he would be neutralised already.” “It’s Christmas, (character name). It’s the time of miracles.”