I Am. So Gay.

except I'm actually bi

[scully]

[hybridmindthoughtsreloaded]

[russiawave]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[weatherall]

#leaf him alone

[tortuah]

By the way whenever a doctor says "average person" they're not talking about the average of all people they mean a 20-30 yo <200lbs completely abled white man

[lustcannibalism]

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

[lesbianshepard]

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

[dannyvantass]

why leave half of the post in the tags this is amazing

[lesbianshepard]

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

[rcntlydcccased]

Studying them like insects

[xxziggystardust]

[dnotive]

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

[krisiverse]

[video description: a Dalmatian following a horse that is white with black spots. end description.]

[weaselle]

this is, btw, probably extremely fulfilling for this dog.

Dalmatians were supposed to be hunting dogs at the founding of the breed, but what they mostly became bred and used for was carriage dogs.

A carriage dog is a dog whose job it is to run alongside a horse and carriage and prevent anyone from interfering with it. They were excellent carriage security. Nobody could reach up and grab the horses reins, nobody could try to open the carriage door - you could even park with peace of mind

This is also how they became known as firehouse dogs, because fire trucks used to look like this

and i imagine having a carriage dog was very useful to prevent even well-meaning members of the public from doing anything stupid to the equipment or horses while you fought a fire.

So the dog in the video is probably feeling very Job Well Done about his activity

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The Good Place was so well-written that I went into it spoiled for the end of season 1, about 3 eps or so in decided that that spoiler must have just been a meme and not part of the show because I was so convinced by the premise, was surprised when the twist happened and then when they explained I was like "oh right! Of course it was real! How could I have ever thought otherwise?"

[graciehart]

how to say "I love you" in x-files [320/?] ⤷ 6.20 — "Three of a Kind"

[legacies-safari]

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“you’re a monster for thinking hurting fictional kids is okay. they can’t defend themselves” wait till I tell you fictional adults can’t defend themselves either

[chasingoceanmoons]

i lied, put your clothes back on, we’re actually going to talk about how brennan and hodgins are best friends and how they’re one of the most underrated pairings in the show despite being buried alive together, and hodgins being brennan’s counterpart in every au the show has done and them knowing each other from the main cast the longest and enjoying little pieces of each other that the others think are odd

[cherylblossom]

#the Wenclair body swap we didn't know we needed