Just 'Cause I'm Short...

Artist, writer, and general human disaster. Creator of too many ass-kicking werewolf ladies. Occasional purveyor of fanfiction about people who hate each other and then fall in love. Ko-fi ⋆ AO3

[grapefruittwostep]

Every day I thank the powers that be that I didn’t get into the trades when I was eighteen and even more unimaginably horny than I am now

[fording-the-styx]

[scorchroots]

I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

[dimity-lawn]

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[grapefruittwostep]

I really love other people’s music related fics and have been known to read them even if I don’t know or even like the ship, but almost every time I’m like “wow I love this, you did so good integrating the music, your taste is fucking shit garbage but I respect the hustle so much” and then I absolutely do not listen to the playlist included because it’s like, Pearl Jam

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[sin-ophelia]

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

[grapefruittwostep]

Fight capitalism by doing fanart for indie books

Highly recommend my local author and farmer’s market book purchase Liz Sauco’s Blades of the Goddes because it has Jeri, Cool Ass Vampire Who’s Doing Her Best

[grapefruittwostep]

@type40imperator I hear Vance will be in your neck of the woods, please go bite him for me

[buginateacup]

Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

[inyourorbitx]

@the-communist-unicorn peak comment

[effemimaniac]

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[bookhobbit]

The first rule of sewing is you can fix anything if you have patience, creativity, and a little bit of extra fabric! The second rule of sewing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[grapefruittwostep]

Oh shit wait I forgot to put up my watercolor brush experiment that I did at work (not easy! because I do not have a desk job!)

[grapefruittwostep]

Honestly I get amazing comments on my fic (that I am very bad at replying to) but the one that lives with me is the person who said I wrote like Tamora Pierce because like, one, thank you so much, but two, yeah I’ve been obsessed with her since I was like seven years old, I kind of HOPE I write like her

[grapefruittwostep]

Been hiding in electrical rooms all week because I have very little left to do in this job and I’m waiting for materials, but while I’m lurking, I’ve been developing a list of questions for various electricians like “where is the fucking thermostat?” and “why am I getting this error code if you did your daisy chain correctly?” and most importantly “which one of you did this, I just wanna talk”