Dionysus

[grapes-and-pinecones]

This is a dionysus RP blog thingy (PJO mostly but if there’s anything else that works too)

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Wine 👍

Please no super NSFW content - Manwhore jokes about gods is fine

Purple for normal dialogue

red when he gets angry

Family:

Big bro #1: @the-eclipsed-sun

Other Brother: @hermes-god-of-thieves

//I do not know much dionysus stuff outside of actual mythology and PJO so please clarify if its something else

[forbidden-son-of-the-sea-god]

[Recently many people have been hit with high speed potatoes being put into the infirmary- No one has died, but the potatoes are clearly not normal. One day in camp you’re in capture the flag and you hear a rustle in a tree nearby]

- @grapes-and-pinecones

I wander over to the tree, pretending to look for the flag, I then take out my pen.

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[a potato flies from out of the tree heading straight for your face]

[queerspoons]

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

[longlostwaywardsister]

[thegreatest-antinous]

Hello there. Blog run by a bisexual here :3

[god-of-smithing-and-cozy-vibes]

(Three times combo for me lol)

[biteygremlinanon]

Ayyyy, same!

[king-of-the-fish]

OOC: mod is bi and I haven’t decided yet if Posi is bi or pan :3

[lady-of-the-hunt19]

OOC: Not personally Bi but we fuckin love Bi people

[grapes-and-pinecones]

OOC: As a person who is not bi I say bi people are pretty… as in pretty cool I mean

[grapes-and-pinecones]

HOWDY! You're the Greek god of insanity, ey?

[A very loud and hyper dude appears in front of Dionysus, grinning. He's wearing a top hat and bowtie, with a triangular eyepatch covering his right eye]

I was expecting you to look a bit more... godly! This? This is just... pathetic!

[@weirdo-of-the-millennia]

…Ok?

[He sips on his coke]

I can just destroy you with my secret weapon.

[weirdo-of-the-millennia]

Oooh I'm so scared~!

[The guy fakes a face of terror, waving his hands, before cackling out loud]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

You should be.

[He pulls out his potato gun]

[weirdo-of-the-millennia]

oh! Neat, a potato gu-

[He is promptly interrupted by a high-velocity potato hitting him in the gut, knocking him to the ground on his back]

Ow- I forgot how bad a potato to the stomach hurt-

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[he shoots him in the good eye. All the weirdo sees is potato]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[all of a sudden a cat lands on his head! this cat though.. has pink and purple calico fur? and little yellow wings? and little blue horns... what the hell???]

Meow!

What the-?

[he grabs the cat off his face and pulls it away]

Why you- OH MY GOSH THIS CAT IS ADORABLE

[change-and-flourish]

[the cat purrs and nuzzles his cheek, its little horns rounded so they're not sharp]

Mew!

[grapes-and-pinecones]

Where did you come from strangely endearing cat?

[He pats it on the head and places it on the rug of his office)

[change-and-flourish]

[the cat mewls and spins around on the rug before curling up on it]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

aww alright little kitty- you don’t seem like a mortal cat- especially a leopard. are you that one god that the Egyptians have? Basket or something?

[change-and-flourish]

[The cat looks up at him and tilts its head before shaking it]

Meow meow-

[grapes-and-pinecones]

hmmm… well then what are you?

[he pats it on the head]

I’ll get you something to drink

[he snaps and a bowl of coca cola appears next to the cat]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

HOWDY! You're the Greek god of insanity, ey?

[A very loud and hyper dude appears in front of Dionysus, grinning. He's wearing a top hat and bowtie, with a triangular eyepatch covering his right eye]

I was expecting you to look a bit more... godly! This? This is just... pathetic!

[@weirdo-of-the-millennia]

…Ok?

[He sips on his coke]

I can just destroy you with my secret weapon.

[weirdo-of-the-millennia]

Oooh I'm so scared~!

[The guy fakes a face of terror, waving his hands, before cackling out loud]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

You should be.

[He pulls out his potato gun]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[all of a sudden a cat lands on his head! this cat though.. has pink and purple calico fur? and little yellow wings? and little blue horns... what the hell???]

Meow!

What the-?

[he grabs the cat off his face and pulls it away]

Why you- OH MY GOSH THIS CAT IS ADORABLE

[change-and-flourish]

[the cat purrs and nuzzles his cheek, its little horns rounded so they're not sharp]

Mew!

[grapes-and-pinecones]

Where did you come from strangely endearing cat?

[He pats it on the head and places it on the rug of his office)

[change-and-flourish]

[the cat mewls and spins around on the rug before curling up on it]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

aww alright little kitty- you don’t seem like a mortal cat- especially a leopard. are you that one god that the Egyptians have? Basket or something?

[grapes-and-pinecones]

HOWDY! You're the Greek god of insanity, ey?

[A very loud and hyper dude appears in front of Dionysus, grinning. He's wearing a top hat and bowtie, with a triangular eyepatch covering his right eye]

I was expecting you to look a bit more... godly! This? This is just... pathetic!

[@weirdo-of-the-millennia]

…Ok?

[He sips on his coke]

I can just destroy you with my secret weapon.

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[all of a sudden a cat lands on his head! this cat though.. has pink and purple calico fur? and little yellow wings? and little blue horns... what the hell???]

Meow!

What the-?

[he grabs the cat off his face and pulls it away]

Why you- OH MY GOSH THIS CAT IS ADORABLE

[change-and-flourish]

[the cat purrs and nuzzles his cheek, its little horns rounded so they're not sharp]

Mew!

[grapes-and-pinecones]

Where did you come from strangely endearing cat?

[He pats it on the head and places it on the rug of his office)

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[all of a sudden a cat lands on his head! this cat though.. has pink and purple calico fur? and little yellow wings? and little blue horns... what the hell???]

Meow!

What the-?

[he grabs the cat off his face and pulls it away]

Why you- OH MY GOSH THIS CAT IS ADORABLE

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[All of a sudden Apollo tackles his brother, squealing.]

DIONYSUS LOOOOOK!!

[he puts his hand in his brother's face, showing off the ring on his right hand.]

-@the-eclipsed-sun

[Dionysus falls face flat into the mud as Apollo tackles him. He doesn’t get up, instead just raising a thumbs up]

[the-eclipsed-sun]

OH SORRY!

[Apollo gently picks him up and wipes the dirt off his leopard print suit.]

Sorry sorry sorry sorry-

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[he sighs sadly]

its fine

[He wipes off the mud]

I think I saw some pegasi pooping here the other day… Uhh I’m real happy for ya bro!

[finger guns]

[the-eclipsed-sun]

[His happy smile turns directly upside down]

You're saying I just shoved you into pegasus shit...

Oh my gods I'm so sorry uh- I- oh fuuuck- your suit! I- know what I'll... I'll uh.. I'll fix it! I'll get it nice and cleaned up for you!!

[grapes-and-pinecones]

It’s ok ‘Pollo! its just a suit

[he sneakily wipes a tear from his eye]

[the-eclipsed-sun]

[Apollo just pouts at him]

B-b-but.... You're saaad..

[grapes-and-pinecones]

I can buy another!

[the lie is obvious enough that even Apollo can see through it]

[the-eclipsed-sun]

B-but........

[He looks about ready to cry, he feels so bad]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

hey hey! don’t cry!!

[He sighs and removes the suit jacket]

Here you can still clean it!!! I’ll change so you can have the rest to take

[he hurries into the big house and returns in a baggy oversized T-shirt that says “wine queen”, sandals and short shorts]

Here!!!

[He hands over the suit]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[All of a sudden Apollo tackles his brother, squealing.]

DIONYSUS LOOOOOK!!

[he puts his hand in his brother's face, showing off the ring on his right hand.]

-@the-eclipsed-sun

[Dionysus falls face flat into the mud as Apollo tackles him. He doesn’t get up, instead just raising a thumbs up]

[the-eclipsed-sun]

OH SORRY!

[Apollo gently picks him up and wipes the dirt off his leopard print suit.]

Sorry sorry sorry sorry-

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[he sighs sadly]

its fine

[He wipes off the mud]

I think I saw some pegasi pooping here the other day… Uhh I’m real happy for ya bro!

[finger guns]

[the-eclipsed-sun]

[His happy smile turns directly upside down]

You're saying I just shoved you into pegasus shit...

Oh my gods I'm so sorry uh- I- oh fuuuck- your suit! I- know what I'll... I'll uh.. I'll fix it! I'll get it nice and cleaned up for you!!

[grapes-and-pinecones]

It’s ok ‘Pollo! its just a suit

[he sneakily wipes a tear from his eye]

[the-eclipsed-sun]

[Apollo just pouts at him]

B-b-but.... You're saaad..

[grapes-and-pinecones]

I can buy another!

[the lie is obvious enough that even Apollo can see through it]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[All of a sudden Apollo tackles his brother, squealing.]

DIONYSUS LOOOOOK!!

[he puts his hand in his brother's face, showing off the ring on his right hand.]

-@the-eclipsed-sun

[Dionysus falls face flat into the mud as Apollo tackles him. He doesn’t get up, instead just raising a thumbs up]

[the-eclipsed-sun]

OH SORRY!

[Apollo gently picks him up and wipes the dirt off his leopard print suit.]

Sorry sorry sorry sorry-

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[he sighs sadly]

its fine

[He wipes off the mud]

I think I saw some pegasi pooping here the other day… Uhh I’m real happy for ya bro!

[finger guns]

[the-eclipsed-sun]

[His happy smile turns directly upside down]

You're saying I just shoved you into pegasus shit...

Oh my gods I'm so sorry uh- I- oh fuuuck- your suit! I- know what I'll... I'll uh.. I'll fix it! I'll get it nice and cleaned up for you!!

[grapes-and-pinecones]

It’s ok ‘Pollo! its just a suit

[he sneakily wipes a tear from his eye]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[All of a sudden Apollo tackles his brother, squealing.]

DIONYSUS LOOOOOK!!

[he puts his hand in his brother's face, showing off the ring on his right hand.]

-@the-eclipsed-sun

[Dionysus falls face flat into the mud as Apollo tackles him. He doesn’t get up, instead just raising a thumbs up]

[the-eclipsed-sun]

OH SORRY!

[Apollo gently picks him up and wipes the dirt off his leopard print suit.]

Sorry sorry sorry sorry-

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[he sighs sadly]

its fine

[He wipes off the mud]

I think I saw some pegasi pooping here the other day… Uhh I’m real happy for ya bro!

[finger guns]

[grapes-and-pinecones]

[All of a sudden Apollo tackles his brother, squealing.]

DIONYSUS LOOOOOK!!

[he puts his hand in his brother's face, showing off the ring on his right hand.]

-@the-eclipsed-sun

[Dionysus falls face flat into the mud as Apollo tackles him. He doesn’t get up, instead just raising a thumbs up]

[god-king-of-cheating]

Hey dad! I know we don’t usually get along incredibly well but I just wanted to congratulate you on the divorce!!! You can finally be a hoe without making Hera mad!

[Dionysus pats Zeus on the back]

- @grapes-and-pinecones

“Actually… I found someone else… someone who for the first time in forever… I actually love.. and not even for lust!! I just want to be around him- I mean them!”

He said, trying not to spoils the gender of his S/O to him

[grapes-and-pinecones]

I’m glad. But I gotta ask, who could this person be?

[he wiggles his eyebrows at Zeus before immediately cringing at himself]

why would I wiggle my eyebrows…

[god-king-of-cheating]

“Uhm… I think he’s Eros son… but he’s nice.. and pretty..”

He basically swoons over him

“His name is mazi!!”

[grapes-and-pinecones]

Ohh him! I’ve been wanting to meet him for a while, heard some interesting stories about him- I’m happy for ya!

[Dionysus gives Zeus two thumbs up]

If you really love him tho, maybe treat him a bit better than you treated Hera

[He winks]

[god-king-of-cheating]

“Don’t worry!! If we ever get married, my wedding vows are to never cheat on him or be mean to him!!! Because he’s amazing!”

[grapes-and-pinecones]

…maybe don’t do the cheating one- I know you think he’s amazing but it’s YOU we’re talking about here- faithfulness in a marriage isn’t really your thing

[god-king-of-cheating]

“Nope!! I swear by oath! I will not crush his heart by cheating!!”

[grapes-and-pinecones]

if you say so…

[Dionysus shrugs]

oh also quick tip: If you ever need to blow off some pent up anger from your days married to Hera get a potato gun from Hephaestus

[he winks]

Anyways, I should probably head outta here, gotta run some errands and catch up with Hermes & Apollo on some stuff- Weirdly enough, it was nice to see you Dad! Really seems like this Mazi guy has changed your ways.

[Dionysus turns to walk away, smacking his face into a pillar]

I-I meant to do that

[he walks out the door]

[god-king-of-cheating]

Hey dad! I know we don’t usually get along incredibly well but I just wanted to congratulate you on the divorce!!! You can finally be a hoe without making Hera mad!

[Dionysus pats Zeus on the back]

- @grapes-and-pinecones

“Actually… I found someone else… someone who for the first time in forever… I actually love.. and not even for lust!! I just want to be around him- I mean them!”

He said, trying not to spoils the gender of his S/O to him

[grapes-and-pinecones]

I’m glad. But I gotta ask, who could this person be?

[he wiggles his eyebrows at Zeus before immediately cringing at himself]

why would I wiggle my eyebrows…

[god-king-of-cheating]

“Uhm… I think he’s Eros son… but he’s nice.. and pretty..”

He basically swoons over him

“His name is mazi!!”

[grapes-and-pinecones]

Ohh him! I’ve been wanting to meet him for a while, heard some interesting stories about him- I’m happy for ya!

[Dionysus gives Zeus two thumbs up]

If you really love him tho, maybe treat him a bit better than you treated Hera

[He winks]

[god-king-of-cheating]

“Don’t worry!! If we ever get married, my wedding vows are to never cheat on him or be mean to him!!! Because he’s amazing!”

[grapes-and-pinecones]

…maybe don’t do the cheating one- I know you think he’s amazing but it’s YOU we’re talking about here- faithfulness in a marriage isn’t really your thing