Ness Sandwich
POV: Your boyfriend, Alexis Ness, recently admitted to you that he wanted to try something very new and out of norm in bed. He wanted to involve his best friend, Michael Kaiser, to these activities and have the both of you dominating him…
⚠️ WARNINGS:
— This is a NSFW oneshot
— Reader is FEMALE and uses SHE/HER pronouns
— Contains: Threesome, a lot of Kainess, Cucking kink, Pet play, Brat Taming, Degradation + Praising kink and Power Dynamics
— Bisexual!Ness x Reader x Bisexual!Kaiser
— AU is: Up to interpretation
Alexis Ness had always been the cutest boyfriend you could ever ask for. He was a gentleman, a giver, rarely a taker, a great friend, strong, tall and quite masculine—but not enough to be allergic to feeling and emotion. In fact, Ness was very emotionally sensitive and romantic… sometimes too melancholic.
Since he’s always been a great safe space to you, you always made sure you were also a safe space for him to express himself too. That’s why he’s finding himself exactly where he is right now.
Sandwiched.
By you and his dear ‘friend’, Michael Kaiser.
He came up to you about this very particular fantasy a few days ago. It shocked you to see someone like him to express such a dirty, different fantasy but you still decided to accept his deal. You believed Kaiser was not attracted to men so he’d say ‘Absolutely not’ and this moment wouldn’t come true, but Michael Kaiser surprised you… and still is.
“You were fucking made for this, weren’t you, you fucking dog?” Kaiser degraded him out of nowhere along with a stinging slap on his ass, picking on how eager Ness was to submit himself to this.
It wasn’t the first nor last time Kaiser degraded him for letting Kaiser fuck him in the aggressive the way he was right now. He truly had no mercy for Ness on his soul compared to you, who was trying to approaching this moment with much more kindness.
“You’re being such a good boy, Nessie… The best puppy ever…” You cooed right against his left ear while your nails teasingly ran his through his scalp underneath all the fluff of his hair to make his skin shiver with comfort and intimacy.
Ness was too far gone in the pleasure of having his darkest sexual fantasy fulfilled to answer either your or Kaiser’s words. To be fucked right in the prostate by his astro best friend while also fucking his actual girlfriend. All of this in a position that sandwiched his body between you two. Kaiser completely went over Ness’s expectations, though. He was too good at fucking his ass just like how Ness fantasized it—a talented learner indeed. So all he was limited to do now was babble, drool and moan against your shoulder like a dog. In fact, he was too far gone to even move inside you. His ‘thrusts’ were entirely dependent on Kaiser’s thrusts making him recoil hard enough to make him move inside you.
“Who would’ve guessed he prefers to get dicked down by me than dicking you down?” Kaiser teased you from above with an annoying smirk as he sensed your power over Ness fade away.
“Tch… Who would’ve guessed you like to dick down other men who are already engaged in a relationship, huh? Do you think I couldn’t make him moan like this if I was pegging him?” You distanced your mouth from Ness’s flushed ear to spit back at that stupid, snobbish blonde douchebag rudely.
“Hmmmm... Not really.” He insisted on underestimating you, but you knew better than to be baited by him.
“Whatever makes the precious little emperor sleep well…” You spoke in a fake tone of glorification of Kaiser, which visibly annoyed him in a pleasing way.
“Precious little emperor?” Kaiser repeated your audacious as if fitting them into his head. He was not going to forget this so soon.
“Yes, a fraud of an emperor.” You tried to copy Kaiser's smirk as you challenged him.
“Well, but it’s this fraud down here who's making your loving, caring boyfriend cry like a bitch.” Kaiser pointed to his own crotch as he said that, proudly worshiping his own genital.
“Ness would never pick you over me no matter how good you fuck him, right, Nessie? You made sure your fingers were circling Ness’s favorite spot in his head to be pat on while you asked him that, influencing him to have bias for you.
“I can’t... ngh, I can’t… choose..!” Ness was finally able to save up some energy to say something coherent, although still very shaky.
You tch’d while Kaiser smirked down at you in pure pride. You couldn’t believe he’d actually won that small argument because Ness was too hypnotized by his dick to think straight. If you had better control of Ness’ pleasure right now, he would’ve definitely sided with you.
Now you could see why these two always sticked together. They fed each other’s fantasy perfectly. Ness fed Kaiser’s ego just perfectly to make him righteously cocky about everything and everyone and Kaiser fed Ness with all the magic he ever wanted to see or feel like he is right now.
“See? You’re completely irrelevant at this moment .” Kaiser’s giggled at your defeat as he accelerated his thrusts inside Ness’ overheating hole.
“Oh, shut up, you—” You tried to keep the argument going, but Ness suddenly raised his head from your shoulder to censor your view of Kaiser above you.
“J-Just ignore him, love...” He whispered so lovingly into your lips that you were immediately defeated and engaged in a wet tongue-kiss with him.
Realizing you'd been distracted, Kaiser decided to deliver another harsh slap at Ness' right butt cheek, which made Ness immediately throw his head back with a loud squeak and break the kiss. His hand stayed on his skin after the slap too, squeezing his skin and soft, fat muscles behind it—almost digging it with his nails like it was some stress relief toy. Even if Ness returned to the kiss, he was barely able to keep your lips rubbing each other from the amount of moaning he had to now. The faster Kaiser fucked his prostate to oblivion, the more Ness’s dick recoiled back and forth inside your wet cunt. And the more Ness felt himself moving inside your welcoming cunt only made him feel more and inhumane pleasure. It was truly breaking him and it was a vicious cycle to make things worse for him. The only thing that saved him from losing his mind was his sadness with the fact he couldn’t give you the same amounts of pleasure like Kaiser was giving him at this moment. You were by far the most neglected one in that sandwich, but you were still determined to let Ness live this fantasy where borh you and Kaiser fucked him with two different, contrasting styles that made him feel like a sex pest. So he had no choice but to hope you were having enough fun listening to his cute whimpers and with his cock barely swaying inside you with no clitoral stimulation.
“You're getting very loud, Nessie...” You suddenly commented as if Ness was an experiment you were analyzing.
“Oh? I've barely started and you're already about to cum? What a pathetic whore.” Kaiser leaned down and whispered his insults right at Ness' ears to push him even further into a state of mental fragility that would make him cum faster.
And once again, the way you nicknamed him like a dog named ‘Nessie’ along with Kaiser's 'pathetic whore' made his eyes wet with happy tears. He nodded his head excitedly like the damn puppy you two loved him to act like. His lips even turned up into his signature turtle smile despite the amount of torture being done on him. He couldn’t believe the two of you were doing so much effort to give him this much pleasure, but he was so, so grateful and feeling so euphorical. Before this started, Ness was so sure he’d end up being the one who would overwork himself to give the both of you pleasure… not the way other way around. His gratitude was truly impossible to communicate with words, especially at this dumbified state.
“Y-Yes!” Ness answered Kaiser almost proudly, truly adopting the nickname given to him by him.
But immediately after that, Kaiser spanked his buttock again in cuteness agression with his deplorable state of mind—all dependent on Michael Kaiser to have his orgasm. Kaiser wasn’t even sure if he wanted to see Ness pathetically reveal more and more of his deplorable sexual identity or if he wanted to regulate his behavior to make sure he remembered he wasn’t the only one seeking pleasure right now.
“You better make me cum inside this fucking ass nice and good too, you hear me?” Kaiser straightened his body again and threatened Ness while looking at his back bouncing with every blow of his hips inside him to get visual stimulation to cum with him.
“Y-Yes, Kaiser! I’ll do anything for you to cum..! T-The both of you!” Ness whimpered, unsure of who to look at as he declared himself.
“Anything? Anything at all?” An ill-intended smirk immediately grew on Kiaser's lips at his statement.
You raised an eyebrow at that, scared of that clear hunger in his voice that told you he’d take advantage of that promise. But without Ness being able to make eye contact with him and see what you could see, he wasn't aware of what game he was putting himself to play right now.
“Yes, Kaiser!” Ness finally looked over his shoulder, but a great fraction of Kaiser's smirk was gone already.
In fact, with Ness trying to reach Kaiser's hip with a hand to hold and feel him as he fucked him, Kaiser actually put a scowl on his face and pushed Ness' head down to your shoulder again.
“Paws off me, you dog.” Kaiser slapped his hand away like it was a fly, remembering Ness of the amount of power he had over him. “Now kiss your damn girlfriend. I want to see you two pathetic creatures kissing while I make you cum.” Kaiser clarified his desires, pushing Ness’s face by his scalp into you.
His eyes were so wet and his cheeks so flushed with the sudden, brutal punishment that you couldn’t help but smirk as you two connected your lips again. It definitely wouldn’t make you cum, but it definitely made your clit ache for more tension with the sight.
His tongue barely moved inside your mouth. It only bobbed according to Kaiser’s thrusts like everything else in his body. You had to be the one taking control of the kiss and Ness didn’t mind being submissive to you too at this moment at all.
His orgasm crashed intensely inside you, making Ness scream like he’d never done before with you only. His cum spilled inside you mercilessly because Kaiser made sure to keep Ness inside you the most he could while he himself spilled his cum inside Ness' hole. Ness' cum was hot and thick as a result from all the careful buildup you two made on him
“Good boy.” Kaiser cooed as he gently tapped one of Ness’ buttocks to mock how eagerly he let Kaiser deposit his cum inside him.
“Don't cry, Nessie... Don't cry,,,” You added, giving him romantic pecks around his face and eating his tears away as if he really was a puppy.
But Kaiser, unfortunately, was a man who got bored of everything too easily and felt entitled enough to ruin your little party with Ness.
“Move.” Kaiser suddenly ordered Ness, removing himself from his ass like he’d truly just used him like a random toy.
You watched Ness give you one last look of pure yearn while he moved to your side without even considering your opinion too, which truly worried you about just how much control this Kaiser guy has over him. But before you could complain, you were suddenly pulled down, dangerously closer to Kaiser's dripping cock now.
“Now, what should I do with you…” Kaiser inquired as he stared down at your pussy with a mischievous grin.
“Me? What are you talking about?!” You asked somehow worried and closing your legs.
“Do you think I'm gonna let you go unharmed after what you called me? A precious 'little' prince?” Kaiser paid you a look of pure dismissal of your boundaries while holding his own cock up again to counter your previous insult about its size.
"I'm sorry, but you're just gonna have to deal with that. I am not giving myself to you just because my boyfriend wanted to!" You sat up in the bed, trying to crawl away, but you were nothing against his grip on your hip.
“Y/N, haven't you noticed your boyfriend is a pathetic cuckold?” Kaiser scoffed as he pointed a thumb to Ness, who was kneeling at the scene as if he was watching a stage play.
His dick was still as hard as it was when he was being sandwiched. And just because you were both paying him a look now, he started to lighly masturbate himself to relieve his pleasure. He perfectly proved Kaiser's point.
"Look at that..." Kaiser scoffed at the scene. "Don't you want to please your sweet boyfriend's cuckolding fantasies, Y/N?" Kaiser then averted his gaze to you again, pretending to genuinely feel bad for Ness when he was truly just desperate to fuck the brat out of you.
"You're so fucking fake, it's actually drying me out." You didn't dare submit to him so easily, mocking Kaiser's dirty-talking skills now to infuriate him.
"Oh-hoho... You're really feisty..." Kaiser's thumb couldn't help but carress your thigh, his desire to tame your mouth raging in his heart.
“D-Do it, babe... I'm fine with it...” Ness caught your attetion again when he placed a hand on your shoulder, nodding in approval of Kaiser's suggestion with the biggest grin on his lips and eyes still wet from the last round.
You switched your gazer between him and Kaiser a few times, evaluating the situatuon. Kaiser was obviously smirking down at you now that he had Ness' verbal approval of what he was about to do with you while Ness was just burning alive to live this moment. Perhaps the challenge of having sex with your boyfriend's mean best friend and survive it with dignity wouldn't be so bad.
“See? He’d love to watch me split you in two…” Kaiser tilted his head, already aware that you were going to give him what he wanted.
“You son of a bitch… You're just taking advantage of his fetish...” You frowned at him one last time before breathing in and out, bracing yourself for what you were about to commit to. “But, alright… I accept your challenge.” You lazily laid down again and opened your legs for Kaiser.
Kaiser didn't like how you pretended this going to be easy and perhaps even boring, but that bratty attitude of yours would only make this moment funner for his sadistic soul. So he quickly snaked his hands around your thighs and stretched them until they rested on his shoulders. Ness happily watched him line himself up with your hole.
“Brace yourself, cutie.” Kaiser rubbed his tip against your wet entrance, giving himself a small taste before beginning to push himself all in.
You were a bit taken aback at the feeling of his size since it was quite bigger than Ness'. Of course Ness loved to watch that difference take place too. Your reaction was screaming to Ness that Kaiser was immediately better at giving you chills than him. He's a godlike emperor that Ness loves to worship, after all.
“Good job, love… Good job…” Ness panted like a dog to you as he quickened his pace at his own masturbation.
“What a fucking pest...” Kaiser paid Ness a small second of attention just to degrade the sight of him having genuine fun watching his girlfriend cheat on him right in front of his eyes.
“S-Shut up…” You tried to defend Ness, but Kaiser was quick to start moving back and forth to interrupt you with your own moans.
Kaiser was going slow at first since you still had some adjustment to do with his cock's size, but he quickly cracked what was your preferred spot and was aleady focusing on it and circling your clit with a thumb to melt you down.
“Oh? What was that? I couldn’t hear you…” He tilted his head at you like a minx, taking enjoyment in your struggle to stay coherently bratty and feisty with him.
“He isn’t… a pest—” Your hands squeezed the sheets beside your head a bit tighter to contain yourself from falling under his spell.
“Oh, he definitely is.” Kaiser snorted very meanly at you. “I dare you to look at him and tell me he isn't having the time of his life watching his best friend split you in two.” Kaiser waited a few seconds for you to do as he said, but Ness was genuinely so happy you really couldn't do it—even if out of spite for Kaiser. “Come closer, Ness.” Kaiser put a hand on Ness' head and pushed him down to force him to watch watch his movements inside you from a closer, cruel angle and therefore further hurt Ness' sense of worthiness.
Ness’s smile only widened in response, completely lost on his own masochism to be sad at the humilliation he was going theough rather than jerk off to it like he already was.
“You see this?” Kaiser then pointed at your belly where a small bulge would pop up with every thrust of his inside you. “That’s me branding your girlfriend's pussy with my name…” Kaiser whispered close to Ness' ear to make him struggle even more with the view.
Ness felt some pain in his chest watching Kaiser give his girlfriend a new meaning and level of pleasure righ in front of eyes. It filled him him with jealously to move so surgically inside compared to how Ness treated your pussy on your last round. Yet, all those mixed feelings made him feel better and better. Ness knew he could trust Kaiser to share you with him and make you feel good no matter how evil he was acting right now. It just felt appropiate to pair up his Queen and King together. And seeing how you were slowly giving in to him confirmed to Ness he made the right choice.
"Yes, Kaiser... I see it..." Ness nodded submissively, proudly taking his role as a mere servant beneath you and Kaiser.
"She's not solely yours anymore. Look at her; she's getting addicted." Ness' eyes went up to watch you and Kaiser was right indeed.
You felt exposed for being suddenly called out so you turned your face from Ness' view. Ness could still feel it, though. The way you whimpered with Kaiser's mind-braking thrusrs, sometimes shouting his name as a plea mercy... The way the mushy noises of your pussy would only get louder as they finalized adjusting to Kaiser's size... It was all truly a tragedy.
Of course your pleas went in vain too. Kaiser doesn't share power with anyone and he despies brats like you who dare thinking that you're somehow capable of resisting him. The only thing Kaiser liked about you at this moment was watching your body and mind slowly surrender to him withevery plow of his dick into you and your breasts bouncing. That was his motivation to start speeding up.
As a last resource, your hands even tried reaching down to try holding his waist back from snapping against you so any faster, but Ness reacted fast enough to stop you.
“Let him do it… Let him claim you…” Ness' fingers intertwined with yours so romantically that you couldn't help but be distracted from the violence happening to your poor body.
“Yeah, because you know damn well that you want to be her in place, don't you, Ness?" Kaiser leaned down to whisper into Ness’s ear again while one of his hands copied your precious move—releasing your clit to reach down to fondle your breast like it was dough. Even with the loss of clitoral stimulation, Kaiser was still able to serve you the amount of pleasure you needed and wanted.
That sentence right there made Ness leak pre-cum right in front of your eyes. Ness looked away from Kaiser from the pressure but couldn't help but speed up how quickly he jerked off his dick. You never knew Ness was this attracted to the idea of his best friend not only cucking him right in front of his eyes but also the idea of Kaiser fucking him. Even if he just got the opportunity to feel that a few minutes ago, he didn't seem satisfied. Just how much of a freak Ness could be?
“K-Kaiser…” Ness couldn’t help but moan his name in response, trying to match the speed of Kaiser's thrusts inside you to somehow fantasize that he was the one actually inside you.
“Don’t be a fucking useless servant and kiss your damn girlfriend.” Kaiser suddenly pushed Ness’s head down to your face, barely giving him any time to properly process and obey the order.
Your noses bumped into each other, but Ness ignored the pain just to obey Kaiser as soon as he could. The kissing section that you two just began did not stop Ness from jerking himself off, though. He was successfully focusing on both sticking his tongue into your mouth and giving himself calculated pleasure at the same time like the multitasker he’s always been. There was one thing bothering him, though. He still wasn’t really giving any pleasure to you and that hurt his pride as a loyal servant. He really liked what Kaiser was doing to you and him, but he was still your boyfriend and he still felt entitled to have some access to your body and pleasure at vulnerable times like this—even if just a few crumbs of it.
“Y/N…” He detached himself from your mouth but still touched foreheads for the sake of privacy and intimacy. “P-Please take the lead…”Once you felt Ness’s release your hand and slowly run down your whole body down to your clit, you understood the task.
“Of course…” Your hands hugged his neck and gently scratched his nape to fill him with shivers, which made Ness hiss.
You liked how Kaiser had maltreated your clit, but it was incomparable to Ness' skills. Your knees almost snapped shut from the shivers you of Ness' masturbation. It was almost a challenge to Kaiser's dominance but you two were so pathetically clingy that his ego was unharmed. In fact, watching the passion between you at a deplorable time like this for the both of you filled with borderline disgust.
“Alright, fine, let’s pretend this pathetic clit stimulation is what will bring her to orgasm.” Kaiser snorted as he moved the hand on your hip up to your tight, squeezing its inner with his thumb to also give you some crumb of stimulation.
Kaiser intensified the strength and speed of his pounces, which added with Ness’s clitoral stimulation made you struggle to focus on taking control of your kiss with Ness. They were both overstimulating the heck out of you, designing every move of theirs to make you cum. It looked like their chemical reactions aren't solwly for soccer matches. This was exceptional teamwork with the objective of ripping out an orgasm from you.
“Your girlfriend feels so fucking good, Ness…” Kaiser commented as he found himself hypnotized by the view he had of your pussy swollen and stretched out from how much he was ruining it, making the lewdest noises he’d ever listened from a woman. You might make him cum with you if your body keeps changing so much for the sake of him.
“I-I know, right..?” Ness stopped kissing momentarily just to look back at Kaiser and at the moistened mess he was making in your inner thighs. “Y-You two deserve each other…” Ness fed Kaiser’s ego since he could see Kaiser was getting close to his orgasm too.
“Nessie…” You pulled his face back to you. “D-Don’t say things like that… You know that— ah, I love you way more than I could ever like this p-prick…” Kaiser immediately raised an eyebrow at your audacity to challenge him again despite all his efforts to break you down. Where did that sudden confidence come from?
“Are you underestimating me, woman? Right when you’re you and your boyfriend are in the verges of your orgasms? When you have no more strength to fight me back anymore?” Kaiser snorted again, shaking his head for you. "The audacity is honorable; I'll admit..." Kaiser bit his bottom lip to contain his will to make your punishment personal.
If you weren't Ness' girlfriend, he would make you dream of an orgasm after this insult to his godhood. But unfortunately, he was tied to the respect he has for Ness and his relationship with you. He was going to keep loyal to his promise to Ness of giving him and you a good time.
“You’re about to cum too, you prick—” You tried your best to speak against his brutal thrusts inside you, but it was still pretty pathetic.
“And I’m gonna make sure you remember it, you slut.” Kaiser's gaze down at you suddenly looked dark with lust, making you feel butterflies in your stomach from the anticipation of that promise to be fulfilled.
But before your melted brain could overthink on the danger you've put yourself in with that sentence, your orgasm crashed down like you'd been shot. You were forced to arch your back to the brim if you wanted bare minimum control of that intense feeling, but you were no match to Kaiser’s grip on your right hip. He held you in place like stone, making sure you took it all, felt it all and that your body finally succumbed to his authority for once.
Kaiser’s orgasm was less intense, but nevertheless satisfying. And of course he'd manage to cum both inside you and then leak whatever sperm was left onto your belly.
“Ahaha…” Ness laughed at the scene, admiring of how Kaiser forced you to have his cum spilled on your belly like you were just a toy that'd been used.
“H-Hey, you didn’t tell me you'd cum ins—!” You tried to raise your head to complain at that audacious brat, but then another sudden spill of sperm suddenly landed on your upper chest and face… coming from Ness.
“Ahhh… Ahaha…” Ness now laughed at himself for successfully bringing himself to cum by being cucked by his best friend and accidentally doing that at your pretty face. He didn't expect to cum that hard over this.
“What a combo! Good job, Ness!” Kaiser laughed at Ness' little revenge of you and the view he had of your body all dirtied with cum, full of himself enough to slap his cock a few last times on your dirty vulva to degrade you.
“T-Thank you, Kaiser…” Ness looked at him like Kaiser was his true lover and not you, but Ness immediately regretted it when he realized he'd accidentally humilliated his royalty by looking at the pure evil in Kaiser's stare. “S-Sorry, love..! I-I was feeling too good..! I didn't mean to—” You rolled your eyes as you threw your head back to the bed, making Ness worry for a moment that he'd truly bored you.
“It’s okay, Ness...” Kaiser nodded in approval and pride of your acceptance of your submissive role while Ness smiled in relief.
“What are you waiting for, you dog? Be a man and clean your girlfriend.” Kaiser suddenly ruined your little party with Ness again, yet, Ness nodded at the order immediately and started cleaning up his own cum from your face with his fingers. “…with your mouth.” Kaiser added very punctually, making Ness momentarily shiver before diving his tongue down at your belly.
And so you and Kaiser watched him lick his own cum and even Kaiser’s cum away from your body and swallowing it all down while you teo breathed in and out from the intense round of sex. And of course you could feel Kaiser’s mean gaze upon you every now and then, wanting to compete with you again. You paid him your attention, but not to give him a hint of submission.
"I expected to be more exhausted." You shrugged your shoulders and smirked at Kaiser, whose eyes widened at the unexpected insult.
"Is this your way of begging me for another round?" Kaiser quickly smirked back at you and tilted his head.
"Sorry, I wasn't convinced to arrange a second round with you again either..." You shrugged your shoulders again, making Kaiser bite his bottom lip again to hold back whatever urge he had to push Ness out of he way and put you on a mating press until he had blacked out half your brain.
"You're done for in our next round, princess. You are done..." Kaiser whispered to you, shaking his head in denial of your insults and replacing your teasing with his imagination of your doom.
But you don’t let Kaiser’s threatening look fool you. You knew damn well he was crazy to fuck you again, perhaps even more excited than Ness himself after you gave that final tease. And knowing how impatient he can be from seeing how demanding he is with Ness, you knew he might even invite himself to join your rounds of sex again instead of waiting for Ness to invite him for another round like this.
It was just a matter of time until you were really defeated by Michael Kaiser while Alexis Ness watched from a close distance with the biggest smile on his face.
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