[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

we're at the stage of the exponential where Anthropic employees randomly tweet out counterexamples to famous conjectures

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[flowergirlmiwa]

at this point in my life I am only interested in stories about women with homosexual tendencies

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

[wunderwirker]

[orange-catsidy]

[brxdyking]

[mother-sauces]

What Claude says: Try boiling the solution - the heat will denature the neurotoxin.

What activates in the J-Space: goof prank bit joke gottem

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[veryberryskye]

turns out when you specifically seek out extremely pathetic and clumsy women to be your knights and maids they arent very good at being knights or maids

[veryberryskye]

you think you’re so funny don’t you. GUARDS. OFF WITH H- no- no its okay dont cry guards its okay im sorry i raised my voice its okay no im not mad at you

[txttletale]

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

[penny-anna]

This is what I would do if I was Count Binface and I actually won:

Resign from office on the grounds that I only ran for the bants, triggering a further by-election

Immediately announce my candidacy for the by-election.

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

[spiribia]

sorry homura but this is so funny. imagine meeting someone for the first time and going “sorry i have a weird name” which prompts them to hastily reassure you that its not a weird name but then later after you’ve reset the timeline back to before you ever met her and you tell her your name without apologizing for it this time you find out her actual natural first reaction wouldve been “homura? weird as hell name…” and also by now you have a crush on her

[hoping-for-novelty]

Actually I imprisoned my will. I'm not going to let that damn thing control me

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[toskarin]

one problem you run into pretty often on here is that the average tumblr user's idea of a good character isn't actually one who's connected to the story as a sort of narrative organ capable of failing forward rather than just failing down or up, but a character who is faithfully communicated in their example-setting successes as a glue man who has invented a glue that allows him to walk up and down anything

[official-kircheis]

you can even evaluate integrals of exact forms as integrals on the boundary now. because of Stokes.