Pissbaby

Hey I'm Sage | He/They | INTP | gemini | slytherin | uncrustable enthustast

[apporon-rakugaki]

ろっさまお誕生日おめでとう

[awwww-cute]

[astralynx]

15 year olds on the internet when a 70 year old gay man calls himself femme

[topsickles]

[milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate]

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

If someone feeds me dry beef with only water as seasoning I’m stealing something out of their house

[lesbianveronicaquaife-deactivat]

[blackpyrefly]

bro do not pour grease, oil, or fat down the fucking sink oh my god

[themauvesoul]

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

[hsjdoeejrnflsishkdoxhdksso-deac]

the time for games is over . disorders … activate

[c0rpseductor]

trans men in history will quite literally be like “i only want to live as a man and be seen as a man, i refer to myself exclusively as a man, i have taken extreme pains to appear and sound male, i will go to great lengths to prevent sexual or romantic partners from seeing my body, if i am discovered having sex with other men at no point will i attempt to evade consequences by claiming to be a woman in disguise, i insist upon being treated as a man even in private by literally everyone who knows me, if i cannot get the people in my life to keep my secret i will physically pack up and go somewhere where nobody recognizes me so that i am unequivocally recognized only as male, i will literally fly into a violent rage and physically attack or threaten anyone who calls me a woman, i want my personal letters burned when i die, i want my body to be cremated/to be buried without any examination so no one will see it, and i want to be remembered as a man even in death,” and people will still be like, “this is clearly a lesbian!”

[politijohn]

I love this movie

[silksweets]

bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living

[swarnpert]

might fuck around and start putting the comma in the year

[swarnpert]

August 16th 2,020

[jasper-rolls]

[rvnrgrv]

[papasmoke]

It is funny that Hitlers last moments of life were pure misery and terror before he blew his own brains out, it is funny that Luis Carrero Blanco was blown up by a bomb so powerful it sent his car flying over a 3 story building, it is funny that Ronald Reagan got shot and that his wound led to health complications that plagued him for the rest of his vile life, it is funny that Margaret Thatcher lived in constant fear of assassination by the IRA, it is funny that Mussolini ended life looking like a prized ham in the deli section, and it is funny that Trump might die from covid.

[papasmoke]

America is the least educated country in the world when it comes to American history

[badgraph1csghost]

For any of my followers who may genuinely have this question:

Gay people know Reagan as the president who laughed at AIDS and did nothing because “all the right people” (aka us gay people) were dying from it.

Reagan is the president under whose auspices the incarceration rate of Black people on drug charges ballooned to caricaturishly high levels.

Reagan is the president that abolished the air traffic controllers’ union.

Reagan is the president who espoused the flawed “trickle down economics” theory, cut federal funding for state welfare programmes by 80%, froze the federal minimum wage while taxes and costs skyrocketed, and established the capital gains tax cuts that set our corporate feudal state into motion.

Reagan is the president who gutted federal assistance programmes, purging the Social Security disability rolls, and caused my own grandfather to die because he could no longer afford to buy both food and medicine.

Then of course, there’s the Iran-Contra Affair, Star Wars (not the film, but the space based missile platform), school prayer, blah blah blah

But American History textbooks only remember him for “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall,” treating him like he alone was the force that united East and West Germany and brought the Soviet Union to its knees.

[socialistexan]

Reagan in his first term was consided much the same way Trump is right now, which is why I’m convinced if Trump wins a second term he’ll he deified the same way Reagan was.

I’ll add to the list though:

Left a wreath at a memorial for Nazi SS soldiers, said they were the true victims of Nazism

Supported apartheid

Sold out countless peers/competition in Hollywood to the House Unamerican Activities Committee

25,000 dead in El Salvador

Go look at his governorship of California, it’s bad

Ketchup is a vegetable

[infectedwithnyanites]

Bringing about the undemocratic overthrow of the ussr is also another crime of Reagan’s 7 million people died because of the restoration of capitalism in Russia

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

“Ketchup is a vegetable” should be elaborated because it’s more insidious than it sounds. He wanted to broaden health food guidelines in schools to decrease funding of education. So, both ruining kids’ health AND education for The Free Market™️. Ever wonder why US is a very unhealthy country including its children? Profit. This was combined with deregulation of advertising too.

Reagan was a dishonest greedy excuse for a human being, so of course he’s praised in US history.

[ithelpstodream]

happy lesbian visibility day

[deadeyesopened]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[justcatposts]

Cat missile: engaged 

(via)

[cupcakesofchaos]

The fact that the cat fell out and was like “oh shit wait, let me back in” makes it so much better. They’re not just pleasantly tolerating this, it’s a theme park attraction for cats

[joasakura]

NYOOM