in progress

[uneducatedharry]

someone on tumblr: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS

me:

[onlytwitterpics]

[shartpostgenerator]

[unclefather]

this hoe said puppetry 

[andrewbelami]

[azaleatown]

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[thecube42-deactivated20171212]

a reminder that somewhere around the world, santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into people’s houses with pinpoint accuracy

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[pennsylvanian-patriot-deactivat]

[unclebeanbag]

That’s kind of a thing you’d not need to do if you were… you know… human…

[yourownpetard]

We open on a psychologist’s office.

Zuckerberg: *licks his own eyeball*

Psychologist: Ok, first up, don’t do that.

[hense]

I procrastinate going to sleep even when I’m sleep deprived

[zooeydeschanel]

Elf (2003) dir. Jon Favreau

[virgoassbitch]

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

[christianslaters]

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[graq]

child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you

dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch

[forcewakens]

[charpng]

he LOVES his weird robot dog