shine bright like a boob

the next page button is in between my eyebrows..? feel free to message me

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[lucasjagten-deactivated20230401]

lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[kaijuno]

Where’s that one greentext about the guy on a cruise that clogged the toilet and got a maid that didn’t speak English so he showed her the clogged toilet and flushed and it went down so he basically just made the maid watch him flush a massive shit

[marianbyron]

this it?

[kaijuno]

YES

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[impaled]

[loads-of-toads]

[veryfunnymemes]

[meanplastic]

ICONIC

[bob-belcher]

[a-rory-borealis]

This show is so good

[thursday]

[teathattast]

[rushhour2]

her name is Elevators

[c-bassmeow]