Grass Type Sarlic

Just little bits of life. You'll probably find some of the cats here and some of my husband's and my cosplays, maybe even a bit of my art.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[thisisnotjuli]

Goncharov score masterpost

I want to make a post to keep track of all the Goncharov score that’s been uploaded to tumblr, so I will link to all the one’s I’ve found so far and update with any new ones that come up (if you know any I’m missing please share the link!)

Main Theme uploaded by @caramiaaddio

Main Theme (End Titles) uploaded by @if-only-angels-could-prevail

The Bridge Breaks uploaded by @nicewizard

The Clocktower uploaded by @dungeonmastersconsortium

Farewell Scene uploaded by @levuna (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Tempus Fugit - “Clock Theme” uploaded by @trupowieszcz  (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Goncharov Theme in Minor uploaded by @mapplejuice  (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Katya’s Leitmotif (Vinyl Rip) uploaded by @unscharf-an-den-raendern  (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Andrey’s Theme uploaded by @the-frosty-mac (pointed out to me by @muzic4sewerratz , thank you!)

It Is True (Extract) uploaded by @hex-of-els (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

Memories Of Water - Goncharov Soundtrack uploaded by @rismrus (pointed out to me by themself– please do feel free to toot your own horn!)

Katya’s Sonata uploaded by @arcanistvysoren

“For My Love” Andrey’s Serenade uploaded by @shits-getting-weird (pointed out to me by themself)

Stolen Time uploaded by @avatar-of-the-vast (I lost track of who pointed this one out to me I’m sorry but my notifications at the moment are A Lot, so thank you to whoever it was and I’m sorry I don’t know who you were)

Sharing A Dance uploaded by @the-frosty-mac (pointed out to me by themself)

In The Boathouse uploaded by @madame-karenina

What Was And Will Be uploaded by @piano-flute​

Overture on the Clocktower uploaded by @dead-minecraft-fandoms​ (pointed out to me by @mccoppinscrapyard, thank you!)

Privyet Goncharov uploaded by @rismrus (pointed out to me by themself)

Dockside #2, one of the unreleased tracks, uploaded by @reptilemodernism

Bonus:

Cover of the song Goncharov (2010) by @idiopathicsmile  (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

At Goncharov’s Gate (PC Version), song written for the PC game with a Super NES port released in 1994 for PC-DOS, uploaded by @badgraph1csghost (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)

[varanusniloticus]

@brittikitty on insta

[angryazata]

[downtown-jazz]

I'm sorry but art needs it's context posted by it when in a museum. Not everyone understands why Malevich painted his black squares. Not all patrons will understand Rothko's thoughts pressed between his layers of paint. And not every one will be able to look at Kandinsky's symphony's on canvas and know what's going on. Every piece in every museum aught to have what it is, why it's important, and why/where it was created, and what reaction it got. I'm tired of the elitism in artistic culture that makes people feel as though they could never understand it. It's because they know the context and you don't! And museums have failed at that for years. It's their job to teach us, just as much as it's our job to be willing to learn.

[glumshoe]

today a woman dressed like a 90’s grunge Ghibli character complimented my work uniform at the same moment I opened my mouth to compliment her sense of fashion

[oceanadie-deactivated20200903]

I can’t visualize what 90s grunge ghibli is like

[glumshoe]

Little straw hat, high-waisted jeans, red converse, plaid flannel... but cute. It was the sort of outfit you’d put a character in a idyllic coming of age movie set in 1993 in.

[lesbirdan]

[glumshoe]

YEAH! That’s who she reminded me of!

[vultureculturecoyote-deactivate]

I want to explain how weird dolphins are...

In anticipation of being able to clean a dolphin skull I’ve been thinking a lot about how completely FUCKY dolphins and other cetaceans are anatomy wise… Like they are some of the strangest, most alien mammals out there. Specifically their skulls and heads. 

So this is your typical dolphin, a smooth round head with a cute smiling beak. You would think their skulls would be shaped like their heads, that’s usually how skulls work. Something like this….

But In reality their skulls actually look like THIS flat alligator thing…

I’m sure you are thinking… “Where is the forehead”??? What if I told you that entire big lumpy forehead isn’t actually its “forehead” but rather something called a “melon” which is actually part of the NOSE or nasal apparatus.

Its essentially just a big gross fluid/jelly blob masquerading as a decent forehead. The melon has evolved as a way of amplifying and detecting vocalizations used in echolocation. Other terrifying facts:

They have no ear holes, most sound is picked up by a combination of the melon and vibrations through the jaw bone. 

They can’t breathe through their mouths. There is something called a  laryngeal plug completely separates the respiratory and digestive tracts. Cetaceans have been known to drown if their blowhole is obstructed.

Their breathing is not automatic. They must constantly think and chose when to take breaths. 

Sperm whales (Also cetaceans) are the loudest animals on earth. If you were to swim right next to their giant heads as they released a sonar pulse the shockwave could cause internal bleeding and nerve damage. Partially thanks to their giant “melon” amplifying and directing the pulse. 

[kimcheehan]

[weirdlandtv]

American artist, Belle Baranceanu (1902-1988).

[thatsbelievable]

[penny-anna]

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

[penny-anna]

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

[enchantmen-was-taken]

[enzerusworld]

[sanguinemsaucius]

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[ruinedchildhood]

[ryuspike]

Original: Scar digs his claws on top of Mufasa’s so that it hurts while preventing him from moving. He then looms in close to whisper into his brother’s ear so that the act of betrayal and horror of what’s to come will sink deep into his mind during his last moments of life before getting shoved off to his death.

2019: Just punch him in the face.

[kaidagreenscale]

1994 Scar: Savours the moment as he taunts his own flesh and blood before dealing the final blow

2019 Scar: Angry old man bitch slaps his brother off a cliff

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Not escorting NPCs

Context: 5e campaign about raising a settlement on a continent, Goblins have been sighted skulking around our village, so we’re going to deal with them. Some of our young hunters want to join us, despite having never killed anything more than a deer. I’m playing a Wood Elf Warlock/Monk.

Me: “Killing a humanoid is not the same as killing an animal. Do you have the will to do it?”

Inexperienced Hunter: “We’ve totally got what it takes! We can do this.”

Me: “Okay.” *hands them my shortsword* “Stab me.”

GM: “Roll for intimidation”

Not what I was going for, but alright. *Rolls Nat 20*

Inexperienced Hunter: “…We’ll go home now.”

Tiefling Ranger: “What was that? I know we were trying to dissuade them from joining us, but don’t you think that was a bit extreme?”

Me: “I just asked him to stab me. I wanted to see if they have what it takes!”

TR: “You can’t just ask people to stab you!” *Turns to rest of party* “Would you stab him if he asked?”

Rest of party: “Yes.”

[astraldemise]

the glass weapons in skyrim are so pretty to me and i want nothing more than a glass war axe in real life but i do love how the same weapons in oblivion look like theyve been infused with mountain dew

[astraldemise]

love this radioactive lime green gamer juice fuckery

[blackwoolncrown]

Oh, what a lovely opportunity to tell you about Uranium glass

Called Vaseline/Uranium glass, it is indeed mildly radioactive and thus has an awesome green glow-- that is even stronger in UV black light.

Most pieces aren’t dangerous- Uranium glass just stopped getting produced for the most part (they still make it for smaller often scientific purposes) because the sale of Uranium has been considerably restricted due to its dangerous military applications.

But it looks sweet! Before there were gamers..dayglo green was a popular glassware fad.

Drink up.

[ayellowbirds]

oh, is THAT why "nuclear" is always bright green in the popular consciousness?