She Felt Real Love For Those Around Her

Zack | 21 | M | IA GIF by rose-bud93.Commissions are open.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[alwinfy]

sitting in bed cheerfully thinking about the sumireko-yakumo culture war

[alwinfy]

imagine you're the purplest specialest girl alive. youre pretty much the sole importer/exporter of culture and style in your beautiful little walled garden, because of your fellow sysadmins, one is a backend engineer, one has been perfecting the Art of Catfishing up in the mountains, and the others have yet to appear in an official work

and then some day some fucking teenager (who you're not allowed to butcher, because this one is ostensibly the granny of your college ex) shows up to wreak havoc and, within the week, causes your catfisher colleague to start fucking with the codebase she hasn't touched in centuries

now that the scene is set: she's also a Poaster. she's chummy with the local youkai, which is its own extra thing, but more pressingly she's teaching them to say fucking. mootie. swagever. sumafo. harambe. (and, again, you're not allowed to eat her!) all the greatest incomprehensible inside jokes of granny-in-law usami that only she found funny are making a vengeance of a comeback, except they're twice as annoying because she's pubescent, and worse, they're spreading like a goddamn virus inside the beautiful garden of paradise that you've spent centuries setting the tone of just so. you had an encounter with the fire immortal last week and she called you fucking weirdchamp. and you're not, (and this part is important), you're absolutely not allowed to gappy grue her even a teeny tiny bit. i dunno about you but i'd be positively turning the drywall inside out

[that-which-isnt-deactivated2025]

This is why Violet Detector was Like That.

[cute-animals-only]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

[creepymutelilbugger]

reblogs disabled by op but i want this on my page again

[willgrahamscock]

the most essential part of a fandom are those people who immediately tell you to write it, draw it, make it when you share your ideas, you have no idea how many fanworks are born just because someone encouraged it

[willgrahamscock]

another great way to make sure this continues is pressing the reblog button and going insane in the tags

[willgrahamscock]

immediately adding ‘fandom conga lines’ to my vocab

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[anphivenas]

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[trankinstein]

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

[earhartsease]

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[buntong-h1ninga]

Yoooooo!!!!

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[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[roach-works]

YOU GET IT

[carebewear]

I’m generally of the opinion that technology hasn’t changed much since I was 13 but the shit they’re doing with dental technology now makes what I went through at the orthodontist in 2008 look Paleolithic

[carebewear]

I distinctly remember throwing up the first time they fitted me for a retainer bc they made me bite into that goo that takes a mold of your teeth right

flash forward 18 years the dentist tells me I’m clenching my teeth at night so they’re gonna need to make a mold of my teeth so they can make me a mouth guard. And I say ok. And I spend the entire appointment psyching myself up for The Goo.

And then they bring in this machine with what looks like a Wii-mote attached to it. And they stick the Wii-mote in my mouth and like move it around scanning my mouth. And it’s not PLEASANT but like. It’s fine. I feel no urge to puke. I’m still kind of expecting The Goo to make an appearance. But they go “ok you’re done!” And I sit up and I turn around and on the screen of the machine is just. A perfect 3D model of my teeth. Colored and everything. I lost my mind. I was like “you’re not gonna make me bite into The Goo?” And she was like “girl we have not used The Goo in over a decade.”

[quiltwhere]

umbreon restored its hp!

[lavreblogblog]

@gold-goldman

[cmykristyart]

Redmane Kirin, a fire subspecies inspired by Rapidash and Radahn. Happy new year! 🔥