Child Of The Sun

escapingthe.tumblr.com

[afeelgoodblog]

This professor sharing about his most irrational fear with his class.

[icewindandboringhorror]

he knocked a roast chicken off the kitchen counter so as punishment I put him in a frilly little collar but.. he just seems perfectly content with it 

[brucebocchi]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[unclefather]

Or you might say… a slap…

[thecollectibles]

Art by Ksenia Palchikova

[insaneclownpussi]

CHICKEN FARMER I STILL LOVE YOU is probably my favorite place in nampshire

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[joan-deactivated20230204]

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

[justahumblememefarmer]

Don’t forget the absolute cherry on top that was reaching out to the actual dog shelter to tell them their tumblr account got hacked, only for them to say, “We’ve never had a tumblr account”

[girldog]

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

[guerrillatech]

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[boeing-787]

[mwagneto]

ive never been religious and i don't like christianity but all the english phrases that come from it/reference it are so fucking funny i can't stop saying them. none of these words are in the bible. my brother in christ. like god intended. year of our lord 2022. or so help me god. like....the drama. unmatched

[funnytwittertweets]

[curbstompmeplz]

thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

"let me help you baby"

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

[paolabracho-deactivated20230704]

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

[maybuds]

ghibli films are like, i will give you so much hope and softness and the will to truly live your life

[maybuds]

And they were like i’ll give you a little courage too!!!!!