i wish i was the moon tonight

graham / 24 main blog of many have a nice day :)

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[sparkytheandroid]

life feels exactly like this now

[the-nyanguard-party]

everyone is always fighting and hurting each other. i will put an end to this through conquest and subjugation

[eraserheadadult]

one time in college i was in a creative writing class and this guy was holding up the critique with what i can only describe as like cinemasins dinging another student's writing. and at some point the professor said "the plot is the fork and the prose is the meal. you are critiquing the taste of the fork"

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[freakoutgirl]

the cure to depression is going to the movies by yourself and getting a drink and popcorn

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[francisforever2014]

maybe progress could be linear if i try hard enough

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[weary4u]

[auckie]

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

[kelleysroom-deactivated20200511]

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

[auckie]

Well there you have it!

[incompletepuppets]

Is this a sex thing? It feels like a sex thing.

Cast yours aside

North the horse you went in on, south town pound the ground to make you spin on

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[misericordiia]

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

[grassmilk]

in this fuck of a world it is just you vs. the alters that still want to talk to and placate your groomers

[fairycosmos]

i love when parents used to say you’ll understand when you’re an adult and then you become an adult and you’re like ohhh i do understand. i understand that you were a weird fucking cunt. i know this because now i am a weird fucking cunt too. and i still don’t treat kids that way