We should never take things for granite.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we're all gonna die. Come follow me? This is an INCEST FREE Rick and Morty blog.

[thyrse]

so is the rick and morty tumblr fandom going to come back from the grave now or

[kristinadahlia]

My thoughts exactly haha

[grassss-tastes-bad]

I have risen

[c137]

OH SHIT

[grassss-tastes-bad]

HELLLL YESSSSS DAWG

[grassss-tastes-bad]

Listen, I know Rick isn't a great person, and I know he acts like he doesn't care about anything, especially death, but seeing those tears? When he thought he was dying?? That shit hurt me on a molecular level.

[grassss-tastes-bad]

I've been seeing some "what's your favourite ______ from Rick and Morty" posts so I want to know: What's everyone's favourite fake parasite memory from Total Rickall? I'll start with:

[princess-crystal-bloom-deactiva]

Episodes of Rick and Morty you really like that others don't seem into? For me it's

1. Mortynight Run

2. Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Repeat

[rickssanchezium]

They‘re not my favorites, but I really love Rickmancing the Stone and Big Trouble in Little Sanchez, and I think most people don‘t like those too much

[grassss-tastes-bad]

Morty's Mind Blowers. I'm not sure if people don't like it, but I've see many people saying it wasn't as good as Interdimensional Cable, and I like it more than IC. Also I love Mortynight Run as well, I didn't know people don't like that episode.

[embracethecringeside]

I gotta ask: Favorite Rick and Morty moment? I'm taking any episode any season, a quote, a joke a visual gag, something, anything that hit hit you and made you go "woah"?

[grassss-tastes-bad]

Honestly, at the end of The Ricks Must Be Crazy when Morty turns into a car in class. I didn't think Rick was serious when he said Morty could turn into a car so that caught me by surprise and I was laughing for a long time.

[themortysmithc137]

who is your favorite r&m character??

[writerrick-deactivated20220221]

Rick and Morty themselves

But i also love Evil Morty and Tammy

[givemortyrights2020]

Same. Summer is also an all time fav

[themortysmithc137]

yesss, besides Rick and Morty, I adore Bird Person and Mr. Poopybutthole, but it’s hard to pick a fav

[princess-crystal-bloom-deactiva]

Multiverse Ricks and Morties. The more Ricks and Mortys in an episode, the better.

Summer is also great. She's more bastard than Morty but less bastard than Rick, so she rounds out their dynamic.

[embracethecringeside]

Besides Rick and Morty themselves I love BirdPerson, he brings this calm levelheaded wisdom that no one else in the show really seems to have, but it's soo hard for me to pick a favorite because I love all of them so much!!

[grassss-tastes-bad]

Our Rick and Morty of course, but besides those two, Cop Rick is my fave. He is so pure and will always have a special place in my heart. We need to see him again.

[writerrick-deactivated20220221]

What's everyone's favorite Rick and Morty episode?

Personally mine is Morty's Mind Blowers. It has so many good jokes and bits packed into it. Vat of Acid is a close second though

[grassss-tastes-bad]

Mine was a tie between Tales From the Citadel and The Rickshank Rickdemption for a long time. Now the season 4 finale takes it.

[grassss-tastes-bad]

It's Rick and Morty depression night!!

[slightlyartist]

Feeling like pure shit i just want him back

[grassss-tastes-bad]

We all need more Cop Rick in our lives.

[riicksanchez]

Can we start a thread called “the hardest rick and morty lines ever spoken”? I’ll start:

“If you think my Rick’s dead, he’s alive. And if you think you’re safe, he’s coming for you!”

“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”

[embracethecringeside]

"Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem!"

[sidewalkotto]

"HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE JEALOUS!"

[evilmortys]

“rick’s  not  a  villain,  summer.  but  he  shouldn’t  be  your  hero.  he’s  more  like  a  demon,  or  a  super  fucked  up  god.”

“YEAH,  YOU  LIKE  THAT?!  YOU  WANT  ME  TO  CUT  TO  THREE  WEEKS  EARLIER,  WHEN  YOU  WERE  STILL  ALIVE?!”

“nobody  exists  on  purpose.  nobody  belongs  anywhere.  everybody’s  gonna  die.  come  watch  tv.”

“------ARE  YOU  DYING  OF  DEMENTIA?!”

[kristinadahlia]

“I don’t know honey, she’s addicted to what the Rick did. It’s a tale as old as my HUGE DYNAMITE PENIS” 

[grassss-tastes-bad]

"I made the stars that became the carbon in your mother's ovaries!"

[grassss-tastes-bad]

Characters we NEED to see in season 5:

Squanchy

Rookie cop Rick

Evil Morty

Doofus Rick

Feel free to add more!

[embracethecringeside]

No one talk to me I'm still thinking about how Rick smiled at BirdPerson when he saw him

[grassss-tastes-bad]

@embracethecringeside

He's so happy his best friend is alive. Then his best friend tries to kill him. I'm shattered. Rick NEEDS to turn PP back into BP next season.

[grassss-tastes-bad]

Rick was really ready and willing to die by his best friend's hand. Rick has defied death more times than anyone can count, but here he was, defeated, and he knew it, and he accepted it.

[grassss-tastes-bad]

Beth in the Season 2 finale: I don't want my dad to leave me again!

Beth in the Season 4 finale: What a piece of shit father, let's kill him.

[grassss-tastes-bad]

THIS IS THE FINALE WE DESERVED. THIS EPISODE WAS EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR (minus evil Morty but honestly that would've been too much for our minds to handle with everything else going on). We got:

-Rick killing Tammy

-Phoenix Person

-RICK KEEPING PHOENIX PERSON AND TRYING TO TURN HIM BACK INTO RICK'S BEST FRIEND

-Clone Beth, resulting in two badass Beth's

-Morty and Summer teaming up and kicking ass, what a great arc

-Jerry being useful

-Everyone finally done with Rick's shit

-Invisible garbage truck Jerry

I seriously cannot believe this episode was real, it was perfect. I'm sorry Tales From the Citadel, you slide into my #2 favourite episode spot. What an amazing ending to the season, now I need to go cry and see about that medically induced coma they wouldn't let me do after last season.

[grassss-tastes-bad]

Holyyyyyy shit this episode is FIRE so far