[mortyprimesblog]

[dirty-bear-rick-sanchez]

Headcanon: when the family goes out to crowded areas, they have a ‘meet at Rick’ policy if they get lost because he towers over everyone

[neurophilee]

[rlaehrwk21]

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

[tapacamino]

[charseraph]

Couples shirt idea

[radiovile]

Well I couldn't not do it I mean come on

[byjove]

he’s disgusting, he’s repulsive, (I’d fuck him) he’s nasty, he’s not allowed within 20 feet of my property

[alkemylabz]

"writing about fucked up things doesnt indicate your values as a person" and "the way you write about things may indicate some of your values" are not conflicting statements if im going to be real

[riicksanchez]

This is so oddly specific but,

something I find funny about Art is that he does all these disgustingly obscene things, getting covered in people’s blood and guts head to toe, whilst having these really well kept finger nails. My boy is gross af but he do be getting manicures tho

[grumpyoldhag]

𝒜𝓇𝑒… 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑜𝓀𝒶𝓎?

[ajaynetic]

waiter waiter!! more rick wearing glasses pls!!!

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

[dirty-bear-rick-sanchez]

Rick has to be the worst person to cuddle because not only is he the boney-est motherfucker ever but his bones are made of fucking titanium

[hazelnut-u-out]

Shut up, babe. I lied. Put your clothes back on. I have to talk about how Rick Sanchez defeated his greatest enemy (himself) in a single mid-season episode and how that mirrors the real life horror of achieving what you dedicated your life to only to realize that it didn’t fix you, it was your reason for living, and you don’t know how to get better without it.

[fear-no-mort]

i fucking love this specific type of expression rick does whenever he’s sincerely super caught off guard by something and just stops in his tracks

[fandomwe1rd0]

Maybe I just think this because Rick is my comfort character, but I feel like if Rick wasn't uncomfortable with physical affection, he would give really good hugs.

[riicksanchez]

Hello I am not dead and I still love Rick Sanchez

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

rick did all his piercings himself in his 30s, piss drunk in grungy bathrooms with sewing needles and safety pins he "sterilized" with his flask. of this i am certain