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sp00ky-p00ky

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#clown hours #alfred-core

I hate to tell you this bud, but if you're not eating a whole salmon every night you're doing something wrong

Well good thing I boldly do things wrong all the time, anyway!

#ic #anonymous #questions

shogunpenny

#clown hours #space

does wyoming even exist

Where are all these asks coming from and why are they fixed on Wyoming of all places? It's on a map, ain't it?

...

[proceeds to go double-check a map himself]

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I can’t believe you stopped using the Camel Corps

We practice horse > camel appreciation in this household. You look 30% cooler and more cowboy-esque riding in on a horse, anyway.

#ic #anonymous #questions #where did they even get the camels???

I bet you’ve never even been to Wyoming

Again, I'd bring proof to the table before you start makin' dumb wagers like that.

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federer7

Winter on Fifth Avenue, New York City. 1893

Photo: Alfred Stieglitz

#historical

Whose the soggiest boy?

...What?

#ic #anonymous #questions #i know what youre referring to #but out of context that sounds so wrong

I heard you single-handedly fought off an entire battalion of redcoats

As much as I would love to brag and say I did-- that is not true. Do you know how big battalions can get? Not only that, but I would have gotten in so much trouble if I even tried.

Wanted to, but totally not worth it!

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Are you bound by the Hatch Act?

...Yes? Why, you're not trying to politically sway me, are you?

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Sometimes I like to trick the unsuspecting by laying in wait in a bush, making clucking noises then when someone investigates, I jump up and run past them