Gray

Grayson! He/him 23✨ Poly ✨ pan ✨ DM’s open 📭 Rats Rats Rats

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[ewaneneollav]

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[real-language-facts]

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[catboybiologist]

There's got to be some tight pussied tboy twink out there who refers to himself as "the bear trap" and thinks he's the funniest motherfucker in the world

He is, tragically, correct

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[windingwisteria]

Dr Evil is such a DIVA

[grayscalesworld]

Never read a more true post ngl

[windingwisteria]

Dr Evil is such a DIVA