idk i kinda post a lot so figured i should make one of these
Commission Status: open!
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fence fanart | leodia fanart | fe3h fanart | my art
late night smooches [nichoji] | early morning kisses [eugesse] | FENCEchallenge 2023
Fic Art with @applesandbannas747
Attention (fic) (art) [eugesse] - completed
Ghost Seeker (fic) (art) [nichoji] - on-going
KingsFeed Solved (fic) (art) [nichoji] - on-going
BNHA AU
Grace (fic) (art) [nichoji] - completed
In Your Nightmares, Find the Light (fic) (art) [eugesse] - completed
Calm (fic) (art) [juliad] - completed
Out of Time (fic) (art) [heckyle] - on-going
Residual Affection
Kitten (fic) (art) [nichoji] - completed
nichoji tag | eugesse tag | juliad tag [brief context: julian and chad are from striking distance and while i do not consider sd and disarmed canon, i will forever adore my hcs and thoughts on julian, chad, and brad lmao]
Fence AU Masterlist (click keep reading)
Aer: Memories of Old AU [nichoji]
Aerial Silks AU [eugesse]
Assassin AU [nichoji + eugesse]
Avian AU [nichoji]
BNHA AU [nichoji + eugesse + juliad]
Boxer AU [eugesse] *blame applesandbannas747.
Buzzfeed Unsolved AU *bfu au has some lovely fic from applesandbannas747 💛
Dance AU [nichoji]
Dryad AU [nichoji] *due for a rework!
Exton Timeline AU [nichoji]
Florist and Tattoo Artist AU [eugesse]
Genderbend AU [nichoji + eugesse]
Hallmark AU [eugesse] *updates on the holidays and the holidays alone lol
Hearts AU [nichoji + eugesse]
Howl AU [eugesse]
Ice Prince and Knight AU [nichoji]
Merman AU [nichoji + eugesse]
Monster AU [nichoji + eugesse] *i tag all of my supernatural/monster doodles with this tag so you'll see different flavors on monster aus
Monster Hunter AU [nichoji + eugesse] *mhau has fic from applesandbannas747! please go give him some love for them bc i adore them endlessly so
Ocean Waves AU [eugesse]
Pirate and Mer AU [nichoji]
PJO AU [nichoji + eugesse] *due for a rework!
Racing AU [nichoji]
Red String AU [nichoji + eugesse]
Skating AU [nichoji]
Skin Ink AU [nichoji + eugesse]
Soulmark AU [nichoji + eugesse]
Spider-Man AUs [nichoji + eugesse] *there are technically a bunch of these
Any nsfw headcanons for the fence boys? Love your work!!
gasp,, hello!! and awugh so happy you like my stuff!!!!!!! 💛💛💛💛
oh man, i have so many hcs,, i'll put some of them under the cut lmfao (minors, you're wonderful little guys, but consider not interacting with this post!!)
nick? aftercare kiiiiiiiiing!! he refuses to let seiji do a thing after sex. like turns on the shower so the water gets warm before seiji goes in, washes the sheets immediately while seiji is showering, fills up seiji's water bottle, and gets seiji a snack. he tries to be done by the time seiji gets out so he gets maximum post-sex snuggle time with seiji. also his favorite position is seiji riding him thank you very much.
im sorry but seiji needs to be the best at everything so i believe in my heart of hearts that he is a size queen. also enjoys those wild, smutty monsterfucker books on booktok.
seiji's policy on hickeys is none that are visible (nick gets away with one that can be hidden by turtleneck like occasionally), but nick loves seiji's legs so it all works out for them <3
👏🏻service👏🏻top👏🏻eugene👏🏻and👏🏻pillow👏🏻princess👏🏻jesse👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 i just know that jesse wants to be pampered, and he finds servicing tedious (however ☝️ he will if there is an agenda to be completed).
concept: jesse being insanely flexible and eugene being able to lift him and hold him in whatever position easily. he works out for fun and it pays off <3
jesse can't eat popsicles and tears are quick to sting his eyes for whatever reason. i'll let you continue that train of thought.
and ik i'm not slick but seiji and jesse dressed in lingerie. some have seen my reblogs of fashion posts and how i tag them.
ik i dont draw much haiden but listen, harvard is trans in my heart and has a strap. aiden is excited by the ✨️options✨️ he gets with it. also loves giving harvard oral after he's been on t for a bit iykyk.
but yeah,, that's what i got for now. and not to plug but i do have a patreon!! got some silly stuff there and other hcs teehee. and i do theoretically post peeks on @thestarbard when i remember anyway.
a rare closeup of a black swift, found throughout north america and small parts of south america. swifts are rarely seen up close; they spend more of their life in air than any other species of bird - they eat, drink, mate and sleep while in flight. they are incapable of perching like other birds; they must cling to vertical surfaces.
I had to look this up because “sleep while in flight” ????
but yeah, apparently completely true. these birds stay aloft for as much as 10 months nonstop, feed on insects, spend more energy at night (when there aren’t warm thermals to ride) and at dawn and dusk climb to 10,000 ft altitude where the 30 min slow descent is probably when they catch their sleep.
they’re unusually long-lived for such active critters (20 yrs) and they may be limiting energy expenditure by being extremely aerodynamic and narrow bodied. Also a single bird travels the distance of about 7 roundtrip journeys to the moon in its lifetime (>3 million miles).
I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:
Wife: GETMO?
Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO.
Me: GETMO?
Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On
Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.
and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.
If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.
This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.
category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"
