all these cats and k1ttens, doll...

hey, doll... come talk to a guy, eh?

[greasedadventurer]

ahahahah vwowv.

1 forgot 1 had th1s.

oops.

[blindishseamstress]

[greasedadventurer]

eh, 1ll be f1ne.

f1ght vw1th your fr1end? that sounds more ser1ous than a l1ttle drowvn1ng.

[blindishseamstress]

1t W4s Noth1ng R34lly. H3 1nsult3d My F4sh1on S3ns3, 4nd Th1ngs Got Wors3 From Th3r3. W3 4ppolog1z3d L1k3 M4tur3 Trolls Though.

[greasedadventurer]

at least you twvo got ovwer it. that's good.

[blindishseamstress]

1 W4nt To T4lk To P3opl3, But 1 G3t N3rvous 4nd Dont W4nt To 1ntrud3…

[greasedadventurer]

you can talk to me 1f you vwant, 1 vwont b1te.

[blindishseamstress]

Oh, Ok4y! Th4nk You For W4nt1ng To T4lk To M3. Wh4ts…

[blindishseamstress]

Oh No! Th4ts Horr1bl3! W3ll 1 Hop3 Your3 F33l1ng B3tt3r. 1 H4d 4 F1ght W1th On3 Of My Fr13nds

[greasedadventurer]

eh, 1ll be f1ne.

f1ght vw1th your fr1end? that sounds more ser1ous than a l1ttle drowvn1ng.

[acatourobliterator]

totallyironicselfieolympics and greasedadventurer joined the patrol!

[acatourobliterator]

The 2outhern ocean covered liike half the planet iin the fiir2t place. Anythiing biig enough to get down to 2mother the glubhorror before iit c001d cry out w001d have a chain reactiion that’d get mo2t of the planet anyway2.

[greasedadventurer]

oh. sounds l1ke a problem then.

[acatourobliterator]

Liittle biit. II woke up to fiind my lake turniing iinto hot bubbly gla22. II have never hauled a22 2o fa2t iin my liife 2iince.

[greasedadventurer]

sounds l1ke a good reason to haul ass, though.

[acatourobliterator]

totallyironicselfieolympics and greasedadventurer joined the patrol!

[acatourobliterator]

Well yeah, obviiou2ly. IIt’2 2tiill weiird to me that not everywhere ii2 and II 2pent a good 90 2weep2 e%ploriing place2.

Act001ly, 2he turned all the free water iinto gla22. 2omthered the terrible glubhorror before iit c001d 2hriiek iit2 la2t even.

Oh, 2ame place a2 Karkat. Gotcha. 

[greasedadventurer]

couldnt she havwe just smothered the glubhorror vw1thout turn1ng all the wvater to glass? just turn that part1cular lake or vwhatevwer to glass.

[acatourobliterator]

The 2outhern ocean covered liike half the planet iin the fiir2t place. Anythiing biig enough to get down to 2mother the glubhorror before iit c001d cry out w001d have a chain reactiion that’d get mo2t of the planet anyway2.

[greasedadventurer]

oh. sounds l1ke a problem then.

[greasedadventurer]

the beach 1s alvways a good place to go.

except for nowv, 1ts fuck1n cold outs1de.

[greasedadventurer]

1m pretty t1red, gonna h1t the hay.

n1ght, guys and gals.

[greasedadventurer]

No no, I'm pretty damn aware... Now I hate to kiss and run, but I've actually got to go. But ah... Can I come back tomorrow to talk some more?

sure th1ng, doll. 1d l1ke to talk some more.

[greasedadventurer]

1 owvn a repa1r shop. cars, trucks, motorcycles- you name 1t. 1m one of the best 1n the c1ty.

[Oh there goes his ego, now.]

[intergalacticocean-deactivated2]

I’m sure ya are.

[no sarcasm there. Thought I should point that out]

Sounds like fun. I thought about that when I was little, then decided against it. Must get some interesting stuff.

[greasedadventurer]

yeah, some people havwe crazy requests for add-ons and stuff. not gonna get 1nto the gearsh1fts.

[He leans back a bit, twitching his wings as he reaches for his pack of cigarettes, taking one out and lighting it.]

[greasedadventurer]

  …

not sure. helps talk1ng about 1t 1 guess. vwas the subject and all.

er. newv top1c?

[caligoascendant]

thats debatable wwith it apparently depressin you

may end up doin more harm then good

but by all means please

feel free to pick a neww topic 

[greasedadventurer]

ahh. hobb1es? 1 really havwe no clue.

[greasedadventurer]

...Ah, call me Scarlet. And no, I'm not taking off the shades, you don't get to see my face.

alr1ght, scarlet, 1 can respect that.

1n case you vwerent awvare, 1m cronus.

[acatourobliterator]

totallyironicselfieolympics and greasedadventurer joined the patrol!

[acatourobliterator]

Riight you’re one of tho2e from a peaceful ver2iion or whatever. Let me 2ch001feed you here.

Mo2t Alterniia2, you better get your paiil2 iin by 8 2weep2 and you’re lucky iif they waiit untiil you’re 9 to pull you from your hiive and 2hove you iinto a piit for traiiniing for the fleet under the 2upervii2iion of, dependiing on the uniiver2e, a head drone or a troll called a Recruiiter.  II wa2 one of tho2e who preferred to giive my pupa2 a chance to get theiir 2hiit together before II threw them iinto the griinder. You were on my Alterniia before iit got gla22ed?? You’d be lucky iif they took you at 9 iin2tead of 7. And then you’d learn to kiill and form a team before you got 2hiipped off to your event001 uniit.

…

II need to put together a 2h001feed ciirriiculum oh my me22iiah2 augh

[greasedadventurer]

vwell, doll, th1s planet here 1snt exactly altern1a anyvway. 1 dont knowv vwhy 1ts named th1s but 1ts called alterth1a… probably because vwe havwe trolls and humans here.

somebody turned your planet 1nto glass? harsh.

sounds l1ke a pretty m1l1tary-or1ented planet to me. obvw1ously.

[acatourobliterator]

Well yeah, obviiou2ly. IIt’2 2tiill weiird to me that not everywhere ii2 and II 2pent a good 90 2weep2 e%ploriing place2.

Act001ly, 2he turned all the free water iinto gla22. 2omthered the terrible glubhorror before iit c001d 2hriiek iit2 la2t even.

Oh, 2ame place a2 Karkat. Gotcha. 

[greasedadventurer]

couldnt she havwe just smothered the glubhorror vw1thout turn1ng all the wvater to glass? just turn that part1cular lake or vwhatevwer to glass.

[greasedadventurer]

  y e a h.

drowvn1ng 1s k1nd of a huge fear of m1ne. 1 almost drowvned vwhen 1 vwas twvo svweeps old and one of my fr1ends actually d1d drowvn.

1t vwas… depress1ng.

[caligoascendant]

is it really the best idea though an im not tryin to make you feel bad or anythin but is it really the best idea to be tellin folks youvve just met your huge fears

wwhy if someone wwished to soww misery upon you they may take advvantage a your past traumas 

[greasedadventurer]

...

not sure. helps talk1ng about 1t 1 guess. vwas the subject and all.

er. newv top1c?

[greasedadventurer]

*Kiss the brownblood and just kinda. Cling.*

[Blushu.]

vwowv, doll. not half bad.

can 1 get your name at all??

[acatourobliterator]

totallyironicselfieolympics and greasedadventurer joined the patrol!

[greasedadventurer]

compared to you maybe.

[acatourobliterator]

You’re liike ten 2weep2 you are a kiiddo.

[greasedadventurer]

1 am N1NE svweeps, thank you.

[acatourobliterator]

Then iif you were on my Alterniia you’d be iin traiiniing under me! You are not helpiing your argument!

[greasedadventurer]

zz:T

1 vwouldnt be tra1n1ng under anybody unless that someone 1s a mechan1c.

[acatourobliterator]

Riight you’re one of tho2e from a peaceful ver2iion or whatever. Let me 2ch001feed you here.

Mo2t Alterniia2, you better get your paiil2 iin by 8 2weep2 and you’re lucky iif they waiit untiil you’re 9 to pull you from your hiive and 2hove you iinto a piit for traiiniing for the fleet under the 2upervii2iion of, dependiing on the uniiver2e, a head drone or a troll called a Recruiiter.  II wa2 one of tho2e who preferred to giive my pupa2 a chance to get theiir 2hiit together before II threw them iinto the griinder. You were on my Alterniia before iit got gla22ed?? You’d be lucky iif they took you at 9 iin2tead of 7. And then you’d learn to kiill and form a team before you got 2hiipped off to your event001 uniit.

…

II need to put together a 2h001feed ciirriiculum oh my me22iiah2 augh

[greasedadventurer]

vwell, doll, th1s planet here 1snt exactly altern1a anyvway. 1 dont knowv vwhy 1ts named th1s but 1ts called alterth1a... probably because vwe havwe trolls and humans here.

somebody turned your planet 1nto glass? harsh.

sounds l1ke a pretty m1l1tary-or1ented planet to me. obvw1ously.

[greasedadventurer]

*Pets your face* You are adorable and you should let me kiss you (Other anon)

okay, 1m be1ng pet.

sure, doll, 1m open for k1sses.

[greasedadventurer]

  surely noth1ng to vworry about.

1vwe had better days. the h1ghl1ght of today was that 1 almost drowvned. alvways fun, yknowv, drowvn1ng.

except you probably dont knowv vwhat drowvn1ngs l1ke.

[caligoascendant]

wwithout a doubt

an to assume i dont knoww wwhat drowwnin feels like is a little odd for though drowwnin usually happens in wwater the most common fluid to drowwn in 

you can drowwn submerged in all sorts a fluids 

…

howwevver you are correct nevver havve i evver been in the drowwnin type a situation 

[greasedadventurer]

y e a h.

drowvn1ng 1s k1nd of a huge fear of m1ne. 1 almost drowvned vwhen 1 vwas twvo svweeps old and one of my fr1ends actually d1d drowvn.

1t vwas... depress1ng.