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American Psycho business card scene but they're showing off qBittorrent statistics

#american psycho #patrick bateman #piracy #qbittorrent

Any day now one of those Instagram crafts pages are going to actually invent a perpetual motion machine.

You'll see who gets the last laugh.

The day my maroon Chuck 70's give out on me is my last day on Earth.

Is there a reusable egg out there that I can crack several times to lab out cracking eggs without dropping shell shards into the bowl?

If not, someone should invent this

#You cant make a tomlette without breaking a few gregs

Why does the Angry Video Game Nerd have so many pens? What is he writing?

#angry video game nerd #avgn #cinemassacre

Roguelike developers LOVE putting capacitors in their game.

I can't blame them, how else are you going to attenuate high frequencies while preserving the lower ones?

#risk of rain 2 #the binding of isaac #slay the spire #ballionaire #slay the spire 2 #We'll get inductors in these games any day now

If you're having trouble getting your friends to switch to a different fantasy RPG system from 5e, just run a modern GURPS game.

You'll finish the game and GURPS will have been so bad that they're willing to play literally anything else just so they don't have to play GURPS anymore.

#gurps #i promise i like gurps it's just kinda bad #ttrpg

Local "Pinball Arcade" website has a website containing only the menu with their Bitchin' Fries or whatever, but no list of games/pinball machines. What's even the point.

#only in ohio

Succession is fucking genius.

When Ken calls Frank in S3E1, Frank makes the motions of opening the phone app and deleting the call. Insane attention to detail.

#succession #kendall roy

Take a shot every time Brennan Lee Mulligan says "In this place" or "In this moment"

#brennan lee mulligan #bleem #critical role #cr4

Everyone knows what an FLGS is. I propose the term "UFLGS"

Unfriendly Local Game Store: A game store in which card and board games, as well as tabletop roleplaying games are sold, but at which you cannot play said games. I have one of these in my area, rancid vibes lowkey.

#local game store #ttrpg

Draw Steel's Fury is so well designed that my Fury player's eyes start to go red and he starts frothing at the mouth when he begins dying.

In that moment, with 13 ferocity banked, he IS a fury. This game is so well designed.

#to the uttermost end #draw steel #mcdm #slander

Yeah get some footage of some rich people on their big ass property. Yeah make sure they look super evil. Dolly through their evil ass mansion. Yup. Now get some B roll of New York. Yeah that'll do it. Now put a sick ass beat with insane piano over it. Oh now that's good.

#succession

Is there just a big ass White House set in Hollywood that all the studios take turns using?

It'd be really efficient

#film #hollywood #absolute cinema

Leomund's Tiny Hut still being ritual in 5.5e is astounding

I don't know how the spell that lets you sleep anywhere is still just free to cast after 10 years of people complaining that it's too easy to long rest. I propose Tiny Hut loses the ritual property, Galder's Tower gets ported to 5.5 and gets ritual casting.

#dnd5e #dnd 5.5e #I'd houserule this if i still played dnd

Every political assassin is a GURPS character who's GM let them take 12 random mental quirks so they could get their guns skill to +4

#gurps #It's the only explanation for why they all have the strangest combinations of political beliefs

Some people just don't have it in them to look cool while smoking cigarettes.

Might be genetic.

#cigarettes #jacobfuckingjones #<-my goat

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