Assigned Squid At Birth

WHERE DID I COME FROM, WHERE DID I GO? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, WISE COTTON-EYED JOE!

[the-great-lord-frogulous]

Kaizokucon was wild y'all

[great-grauntie]

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THIS IDK WHY BUT YOU’RE KILLING IT BRO

[great-grauntie]

🤟🏼 (It means I love you in sign language)

AJHBXJH I LOVE YOU TOO

[great-grauntie]

You're a saint from Heaven omg

Correction, I crawled from the depths of hell. The devil is pretty chill, I mean, he punishes assholes for eternity.

[great-grauntie]

Why are you so amazing?

Because I eat Crofters. The only jelly I will put in my belly.

[gaybroadwaytrash-blog]

Yee haw to all the transgender folks out there! 💖💖💖

[great-grauntie]

Yee haw to you as well.

[diamorics]

Reblog this post to wish a non-binary person a good day!

[egberts]

got gay kids book

[egberts]

lesbean….

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

Her last name is Human what the heck

[great-grauntie]

She’s only Human, bro.

[rainbowppl]

[metamorphosisofthespirit]

That’s the same guy what the actual fuck.

[dandy-boi-ftm]

Holy shit man… this just screams malice here.

[misslunarlight]

Karma is a bitch and it hunts bad people, like Dr. Martin Fox.

[jasondeanhateblog]

[great-grauntie]

Modern-day "Tomfoolery”.

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[great-grauntie]

Detective: “No, seriously! They know shit they shouldn’t know!”

Serial Killer: “Just because my lover is smart, doesn’t mean you get to call them a serial killer. I know you still love me and all, but seriously dude, get a hobby.”

Detective, dumbfounded: “Wha-”

Serial Killer, shushing the detective: “Shhh, goodbye.”

[breigrace]

Ey Yo Snek Boi

wip

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

Gud

[great-grauntie]

@ghostlyaestheticsdpgf

JHCVHKJDBKJD AHHSBCKJDSBKJ

[great-grauntie]

HOIIIIIII ITS MEH yo friendooo what’s uppp

Oof sorry I was gone for a bit

[rthrthhtgdrthsdbd]

has this been done yet

[great-grauntie]

I’M SCREM

[badlydrawnbmc]

He keeps making a mess and tries to clean it with all the napkins 

[vrepit-salazar]

Is- is this why ‘the Girl at Sev-Elev’ has to give him a generous pour??

[great-grauntie]

Yes. That’s the exact reason. He’s a mess.

[e-seraphim-deactivated20190530]

LESBIAN ISNT A DIRTY WORD

GAY PEOPLE ARENT SEX OBSESSED

BISEXUALITY SHOULD STOP BEING ERASED

ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE?

FUCK YOU you’re WRONG

[great-grauntie]

Yeah, she is. Of only the photographer would have shown this gorgeous woman’s face.

[great-grauntie]

She looks like she’s done with everyone’s shit.