Some Sort of Clownputer

Holy crap Lois it’s a tumblr account.

[strangestcase]

This is UNTRUE!!!! If you’re new to Catholicism you HAVE to listen to MEEEEEEEEE. Here’s my advice:

Leave

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[heathcliffbot]

05/12/2026

[wherever-whateverr]

they should make a Getting Out of Bed that doesn’t take an hour

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

[ivydewleaf]

Completely stupid comic I forgot to post

[heymangoart]

we're going BACK in time to the FIRST THANKSGIVING to get turkey OFF the menu. thats right. we're going BACK in time to the FIRST THANKSGIVING to get turkey OFF the menu

[chongoblog]

Man, the last few days have really proved to me that ADHD meds are so fucking important

[brakken]

See You Space Hunter...

[livpoid]

riders

[vengeful-supermarket]

This is the only day you can RT this

[flowerbleedme]

Myers after Mike, funny guy to like.

Myers after Michael, halloween psychoel

[chongoblog]

wubadubadub is that true?

ye

[koothebird-deactivated20260418]

[balileart]

Is he getting the best radiation?

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

"Lol gifted kid burnout? You mean youre just sad you cant say youre better than other people anymore."

Hey thats a funny joke about how the pennsylvania department of education used my test taking ability as a statistic for better federal funding.

Very funny joke about how they put proverbial horseblinders on me at age 7, showed me one path to survive, pointed me down it and said "the only way you can survive is sprinting as hard as you can. Dont stop."

Hilarious jab about how when me and most of the other "gifted" kids inevitably were mentally debilitated by highschool and asked "dont we ever get to stop? Is there a different path I can try?" our questions fell on absent ears or worse, were only met with deliberate misunderstanding, shaming, and more pressure, and we had to either push further and hope it got easier (it never did) or be brave enough to take off the blinders ourselves and wander off into uncharted territory 10 years later than our peers, already worn down from chasing an impossible goal, just to start figuring out the rest of our lives on our own after all that.

Fucking knee slapper about how they took kids and told them, they could lean on their academic skills, exposed them to no other options, and then shrugged their shoulders when the advanced placement system just exhausted most of them and left them lost and without direction or future.

🖕

[medievaljournalist]

ok but if your dog wasnt a secret werewolf why did my silver bullets work on it

[lightsaroundyourvanity]

xenaissance are you listening……….