Mas Sam

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of being securely snuggled by mama’s prehensile tail

[despazito]

[myvagina]

“vagina”

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[bippus]

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

[dorkhellbside]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

cornhole.. pickleball.. whats next.. carrotshaft.. artichoketaint..

[jovialgnomejpeg]

yeah ok. happy pride or whatever

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[emnesoi0]

this is the future liberals want

[herpsandbirds]

Geelvink Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus speciosus), male, family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, Palau Biak, Numfor Islands, New Guinea

photographs by Hery Sudarno

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.