#πΆππ΄π°ππ»πΎππΒ Β :Β Β aΒ Β selectiveΒ Β slowΒ Β numberΒ fiveΒ Β roleplayΒ blogΒ forΒ theΒ characterΒ featured Β in Β netflixβsΒ theΒ umbrellaΒ academy, Β withΒ moderateΒ comicΒ Β influences. Β Β headcanon heavy + canon divergent.Β Β Β previously known as coffive.Β Β Β tentatively rebooted πΆπΎ/πΆπΏ/πΈπΊ.Β Β Β spliced by j, Β 25, Β they/any, Β cst.
documents. prompts. headcanons. aes sideblog.
note : my default verse for anything season four related. quick notes are : five does not work for the cia, he is a purpose - less, tired old man in a teenage body. i am not compliant re : the five / lila angle they went with ; their enemies to friends to family dynamic is very important to me, however, and my canon will include them getting stranded in subway hell and leaning on one another to make it through, but no romantic feelings develop and five is adamant about returning to his family as much as she is, as always.
dash rules. . .
dni if you ship the hargreeves siblings.
crossover friendly ! this list will be updated sporadically. the boys. dc / marvel. interview with the vampire. baldur's gate 3.
πΆπΆπ·. activity
hey there !!Β Β Β iβm j,Β 25,Β white,Β use they/any pronouns,Β and i write pretty sporadically.Β Β Β i also un / fortunately work 40 hour work weeks,Β so my schedule makes consistent muse difficult on top of my focus.Β Β Β if i havenβt replied or answered something in a while,Β please know itβs nothing personal !Β Β Β iβm just taking my time until i feel good about what i can put down.Β Β Β i have other rp blogs i try to run as well,Β therefore i might be very SLOW on this one at times.Β Β Β i can be quite the flaky rp partner,Β so i apologize in advance for thatΒ and completely understand if my anticsΒ Β [Β or lack thereofΒ ]Β Β result in an unfollow.
πΆπΆπΈ. selective
because of the previously stated,Β iβm also highly selective with who i rp with.Β Β Β i want to not to bite off more than i can chew,Β and for the sake of pacing myself,Β my activity will be reserved for mutuals only.Β Β Β i reserve the right to drop threads with / unfollow / block anyone for whatever reasonΒ ;Β i wonβt be exercising this left and right !Β Β Β but itβs for my own comfort.Β Β Β ocs / crossovers / duplicates are always welcome <3Β Β [Β duplicates let me know if you need me to tag same - muse posts and iβll be happy to !Β Β ]Β Β mains are allowed,Β as are exclusives if it happens organically,Β but so far itβs not common if thatβs a concern for any !
πΆπΆπΉ. etiquette
the basicsΒ ;Β donβt be an asshole,Β any transphobia,Β biphobia,Β homophobia,Β racism,Β whitewashing,Β pro - shipping,Β etc,Β will be blocked on sight.Β Β Β no godmodding,Β please cut your threads,Β continue asks in new posts,Β etc,Β and no stealing of any personal concepts of mine.Β Β Β loose inspiration is fine,Β of course,Β but if i see repeated similarities,Β i may or may not approach you about it.Β Β Β formatting - wise, Β here is an example of my prose style.Β Β Β i know,Β i know,Β but it be like that sometimes. . .Β Β Β i primarily use regular / some colored text and static or no icons,Β but feel free to format however you like.Β Β Β when following,Β i generally keep an eye out for decent prose.Β Β Β it doesnβt have to be anything fancy !Β Β Β but if there are a lot of typos / missing commas / inconsistencies,Β i will probably be less likely to follow back.Β Β Β this is purely preference on my part.Β icons will be used mostly for primary muses,Β otherwise i generally go iconless. a disclaimer : five is an asshole. my portrayal is divergent, but not in this regard. the mun is generally not mean - spirited, but five definitely is, and has many moments of cruelty or just general disregard for emotional wellbeing. your muse has free reign to respond to this however you feel they would, but please know his behavior is not a passive - aggressive expression of any ooc sentiments, he is just like that, for canonic reasons that i am not willing to dumb down. that being said, you will never find any bigoted behavior on this blog, in or out of character.
πΆπΆπΊ. shipping
while the mun of this blog is 18+,Β there will not be any smut or anything sexual in nature featured on this blog involving my muse.Β Β Β my muse has the body of aΒ child for most the show and the mind of a 58 - 70 year old,Β and anything regarding even romance is muddled by this and will therefore be absent,Β no exceptions.Β Β Β if i seen youβve aged up a minor character for shipping purposes,Β it will result in an instant unfollow. Β Β if at some point i flesh out an alternate verse in which fiveβs age isnβt completely fucked,Β these shipping rules will not change.Β Β Β however,Β iβm all about exploring meaningful dynamics,Β whether they be platonic,Β familial,Β antagonistic,Β pre - established,Β etc,Β so feel free to shoot me a message if youβd like to plot something out between our muses !Β Β Β on that note as well,Β i do prefer to rp with muns who are also 18+.Β Β Β somewhat ironic,Β considering my muse,Β but muses like five offer me a level of comfort within my own lens of childhood projection.Β unfortunately.Β Β Β if i donβt see your age somewhere in your rules or pinned,Β it will affect my willingness to follow.
πΆπΆπ». memes
memes from anyone,Β anytime,Β for the muse or for the mun,Β are always welcome,Β and often a go - to ice breaker of mine !Β Β Β please donβt hesitate to send a good handful since i try not to cage myself into answering ones i just donβt have muse for.Β Β Β i find if i force stuff,Β iβm just less likely to ever actually get it done,Β so donβt feel like youβre overwhelming me if you send more than just a couple for me to choose from.Β Β Β asks from mutuals will be prioritized,Β and iβll most likely only continue threads with them as well.Β Β Β please remember to specify which muse your asks are from if youβre a multimuse.Β Β Β if you want to start a thread from an ask,Β i greatly encourage it !Β Β Β i just ask you start from a new post to keep things tidy !
πΆπΆπΌ. triggers
my muse has canonically been through some messed up stuff and this blog will be portraying that accordingly,Β including content such asΒ :Β ptsd,Β violence,Β gore,Β body horror,Β suicidal thoughts,Β murder,Β death,Β child abuse / neglect,Β isolation,Β survival situations,Β disturbing behavior,Β derealzation,Β depersonalization,Β dissociation,Β non-consensual body modification,Β etc,Β but i will try to tag it asΒ β trigger // β.Β Β Β my personal triggers are visual eye gore,Β visual self harm,Β and visual vomit.Β Β Β please feel free to say something if i forget to tag a postΒ andΒ iβll try to tag it for you right away !Β Β Β thank you for taking the time to read through all of these,Β and you can rest assured if i follow you,Β that means iβve read through your rules as well <3
















