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[jeyneofpoole]

chivalry’s shadow.

[medievalthymes]

"i asked chatgpt" okay well i asked the weird gay court jester and he gave me a foreboding omen in the form of a riddle. we are not the same

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

[videogameoutofcontext]

[alexsiple]

I abandon here

[emberizidaemelo]

[unh0lyvenom]

inspired by op

[brian-kinney-apologist]

ngl louis was so relatable for going through it every other episode

[escuerzoresucitado]

[paramar]

[spleeve]

Me looking directly into the crotch of a Fromsoft Boss desperately trying avoid their hit box

[emprcaesar]

you know what i just realized 70s armand got that shaggy from scooby doo ass fit on

do think daniel was like

[infinitelyweary]

Something about Louis being preserved at 33, the age Jesus was when he was crucified, vs Lestat stuck at 34, the porn rule number

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[electricboogaloosstuff]

LOUIS taught me to ignore the red flags

LESTAT taught me to be unemployed

CLAUDIA taught me to never forgive, never forget

DANIEL taught me to start shit with people more powerful than me

ARMAND taught me that lying is fine and fun

MADELEINE taught me to be rude at customers

Those are REAL life lessons that we should ALL FOLLOW.

[jaypentaghast]

loumand thirtsday

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.