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“I love you Lestat”

“Christ”

ARMAND! ARMAND! THIS SEASON IS GOING TO DO IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR AURA! THEY ARE GOING TO TEAR YOU APART ON TWITTERRRR!

#Armand my beloved #you guys just don’t get Armand like I get Armand #bro is such a liar I love him #but like in his mind he wasn’t lying he’s just delusional #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #armand #the vampire lestat #the vampire armand #iwtv s3

In urgent care reading fanfic this is what my life has come to.

#girl failure #fuck my stupid baka life #just girly things #ao3 #ao3 my beloved

They on main calling my boy a gremlin. Fuck man

#can’t even argue either 😕#interview with the vampire #the vampire armand #iwtv #armand #the vampire lestat #iwtv s3 #amc iwtv #assad zaman

Why is Lestat kind of one less lonely girling Armand in the new teaser?

#Justin Bieber headass #iwtv #interview with the vampire #the vampire armand #armand #the vampire lestat #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv s3 #lesmand

Even Daniel thought electronic mailbox was some weird shit

Him assuming Louis is making his workers say weird shit like that is actually the funniest conclusion he could’ve come to.

#no Daniel Armand is just a weirdo #also the martini glaze #iwtv #interview with the vampire #the vampire armand #armand #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac

alayne-stones

my favorite genre of asoiaftwt

visenyaism

the whole point of the Kingsguard is that they’re unbelievably fucking washed like zero heroic deeds on the board just morning noon night overtime fraud aura farming. Complicit in every act of patriarchal violence of the monarchy. Not even that good at fighting. Hypothetical victories only. Like “noooo Arthur Dayne would’ve—” except Arthur Dayne lay down his life to stop a pregnant 15 year-old dying in childbirth from seeing her big brother on her deathbed and then got fucking hosed by teenage Ned Stark and his gay best friend who does not hit 5 foot two. “Ohhhhhh aemon the dragonknight” kept his sister in that damn cage for decades and then died in the service of his brother which is dickrider behavior. Bystanderan Selmy? Washed.

I’m like 0-6 with alcohol

#only thing that will fix this is to read yuri on ao3 #guys don’t drink in the sun #they’re jumping my ass #I’m retired from being young and turnt #real message I sent #mojitos #just girly things #shit post

Assad you actually are as funny as you think you are

#he want that cookie #assad zaman #eric bogosian #luke brandon field #iwtv #devils minion

marwyn

No because actually get the fuck out of my face

#can bro back up holy shit #daniel run twin #armand #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #iwtv #interview with the vampire #the vampire lestat

girlovid

guys... in order to get out of the arctic we're gonna have to put on the BEST TALENT SHOW THE PACK ICE HAS EVER SEEN!!!!!!!

Sending aerion to lys is so funny. Yeah just send bro to Cancun after he just got his uncle killed. W move.

#I fucking hate this guy #bro gets a tropical vacation after he ruined everything #asoiaf #akotsk #a knight of the seven kingdoms #aerion brightflame #aerion targaryen #dunk and egg #dunk the tall

deadmegumi

I think I would've joined the castle black mutineers simply on the basis of jon is a 16 year old punk and I don't want a 16 year old punk telling me what to do like at my summer job when I was training new hires in their 20s I could tell they wanted to whoop my ass and I was only like 4 or 5 years younger than them imagine being a grown ass man and lord commander junior in high school is ordering you to into the cellar to count barrels of salt beef girl fuck you you're getting stabbed five william times

#unfortunately so true

#it’s so serious to me #asoiaf #asoiaf books #game of thrones #jon snow #daenerys targaryen #daenerys stormborn #snowstorm #jonerys

I fuck with Collins being coked out of his mind stumbling into hickey and tozers execution giggling

#then promptly getting his soul taken by a mythical bear spirit creature #who else doing blow and promptly dying #I fuck with you quirked up white boy #the terror #the terror amc #henry collins #solomon tozer #cornelius hickey

Bro got insane posture

#this was in my drafts #nothing else just this #I know bro got back problems like a mf #the terror #the terror amc #solomon tozer

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