open invitation to be weird about it

26 | she/her | queer | you can call me em ao3 is @great_white_shark nsfw sideblog is @carcharodonfeeder (although this blog is 18+ too!) — been on tumblr forever, but decided to start fresh with a new blog in order to support my goal of more openly being a freak on the internet

[greatwhitecarcharodon]

about me

Hey! I'm greatwhitecarcharodon, but you can call me Em. I made this blog because too many people who know me IRL follow my old Tumblr, including family members who do not need to know what I'm up to, and I wanted to be a bigger freak than I felt I could be over there. So here we are.

A few things I want to share:

THIS BLOG IS 18+! If you follow me and don't have an age or age range in your bio, you will be blocked.

If I don't respond to your ask or message right away, I promise it's not you. It's definitely me. I was meant to be born in a time when the fastest way to communicate was via carrier pigeon.

Currently in my Nice Guys 2016 era, but I also like Dragon Age, RDR2, The X-Files, Twin Peaks, IWTV, Star Wars (mostly OT), Star Trek (mostly TOS), X-Men, DC, various musicals, and a thousand other things.

I try to tag things pretty well, so you should be able to filter out whatever you don't want. Just let me know if you need me to start tagging anything new.

[poppyseed1994]

haha! oh

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

[rylandsgrace]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[greatwhitecarcharodon]

i need to rewatch x-men 2000 at least once every six months for the sake of my health

[chocolatecakecas]

superhell, rusty nail, party city wig....15 years of television

[baby-goose-scribbles]

the good news is that I have healy’s need to feel useful AND march’s lack of follow through 👍

[vbdulrvhmvn]

imagine thinking I’m quiet because you don’t have access to the premium personality package

[baddingtonbitch]

Russell Crowe in Proof (1991)

[selkiese]

wawa

[seizethegay420]

[wakethesleepingdead]

To Wong Foo, thanks for everything! Julie Newmar // 1995

[redriverrevine]

The PHM to the RGCU pipeline is real and Holland March has captivated me with his Pathetic ways

(Unfortunately I understand him on a Personal Level)

[redriverrevine]

His big bruiser Boyfriend gets one too

[ejloyal]

do i really have to say who

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[faithmitchells]

hnweek26: day four - favorite dynamic emerald and oj haywood nope (2022) dir. jordan peele