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And Now, The Basics
Name: Salt/Moss/Ripley
Pronouns: He/They, Vin/Ven/Veir
Xenogender/Void
Sexuality: Bisexual, Aromantic, Omnisexual
Age: Undefinable by human standards
Origins: My mother and my mother and my mother and my mother
Mental Illness Bingo: Venmo me $10 and I'll tell you
Featured Tags: #saltposting, voidposting, croweposting, š½š¬
Bio
Raised latin mass roman catholic, went to mass every day 6 and half years.
Converted to heathanism at 17, currently christopagan deist.
Writing fiction since 2013, fanfiction since 2016, screenwriting since 2023.
Lore
My first word was cheese
I bit through my tongue by jumping off a coffee table when I was 3
I decapitated a copperhead with a garden trowel when I was 5
I split the back of my head on a doorjamb the same year (serpentine revenge) and still ate a full bowl of chili for dinner
I am the youngest of 13 kids, 10 biological and 3 foster
My oldest nibling is 6 years and 6 months younger than me to the day and was born within three hours of my birth time
I broke my top front right tooth clean in half ice skating on January 1st 2016 and tried to make my mom leave it because I wanted to look like a pirate (update: I broke it a second time on frozen Nutellaš)
I have almost drowned five times
Obsessed with Master and Commander since age 4
I took up boxing at 15 because I watched Captain America the Winter Soldier and I wanted to beat a bag off the chain like Cap
I once made out with a guy twice my age but the same age as my dad when I was born
I had a pet opossum for about 10 hours when I was 16
General Interests
Filmmaking ā” Creative Writing ā” Screenwriting ā” Martial Arts ā” Military History ā” Geneology
Academic Interests
Mortuary Science ā” Literature ā” Law ā” Language (Norwegian, Croatian, Gaeilge, Mongolian) ā” Linguistics ā” Film Analysis ā” History ā” Biology
Fandoms
Russell Crowe Cinematic Universe ā” The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo ā” Van Helsing ā” Ravenous ā” Wizards With Guns ā” The Lost Boys ā” Indiana Jones ā” Night in the Museum ā” Underworld ā” The Hunger Games ā” Shrek ā” The Hobbit ā” The Magnus Archives ā” Pirates of the Caribbean ā” The Godfather
Fave Movies
Sintel (short film) ā” Portrait of God (short film) ā” I Saw the TV Glow ā” Spirit ā” Master and Commander ā” The Quick and the Dead ā” The Nice Guys ā” Ravenous ā” The Great Escape ā” Dead Poet's Society ā” Goncharov ā” Von Ryan's Express ā” Frostbitte ā” Robin Hood ā” The Poseidon Adventure 1972 ā” Sinners ā” Mad God ā” The Green Knight ā” Monkey Man ā” Nimona ā” King Arthur 2016 ā” Van Helsing ā” 3:10 to Yuma ā” The Lost Boys ā” Big Fish ā” Nope ā” Secondhand Lions ā” Dog Soldiers ā” Princess Mononoke ā” Near Dark ā” The Sum of Us ā” Titus ā” The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo ā” Gladiator
Top Shows
Blue Eye Samurai ā” Supernatural ā” Smiling Friends ā” Gravity Falls ā” Love, Death & Robots ā” Sons of Anarchy ā” Lucifer ā” Gotham ā” Tidelands ā” The X Files
Bards
Two Steps From Hell ā” Blackmore's Night ā” Shinedown ā” Gordan Lightfoot ā” Johnny Cash ā” Powerwolf ā” Within Temptation
Soothing Melodies
Jump by Two Steps From Hell ā” Lost by the Happy Problem ā” Mares of the Night by Glen Gabriel ā” Rasputin by Boney M. ā” Battle for Camelot by Tartalo Music ā” Meet Me in the Woods by Lord Huron ā” Bones by MSMR ā” Little Red Riding Hood by Derek and Brandon Fiechter ā” I Just Wanna Run by the Downtown Fiction ā” Second Chance by Shinedown ā” Do the Evolution by Pearl Jam ā” Sinead by Within Temptation ā” Brave New World by Kalandra ā” (Go To) California by Rob Zombie ā” Hey Brother by Aviici ā” Fires at Midnight by Blackmore's Night ā” Cheshire Kitten by SJ Tucker ā” Mama by My Chemical Romance ā” Crazy by Gnarls Barkley ā” Someday You Will Be Loved by Deathcab For Cutie ā” The Truth Beneath the Rose by Within Temptation ā” What's Up Danger by Black Caviar and Blackway ā” Buck Rogers by Feeder ā” Wizard Disco by Louie Zong ā” Heartbreaker by Tao Cruz and Ludacris ā” Birthday by the Cruxshadows ā” Animal by Jim Yosef and Rielle ā” Gone Away by the Offspring ā” Hold On, I'm Comin' by Sam & Dave ā” Burning Bridges by Mike Curb Congregation ā” Fire Rising by Red Line Chemistry ā” Jenny (I Wanna Ruin Our Friendship) by Studio Killers ā” Earth by Han Zimmer ā” In the End by Black Veil Brides ā” Werewolf, Baby! by Rob Zombie ā” Our Destiny by Thomas Bergesen ā” Counting Stars by OneRepublic ā” Black Lipstick by Powerman 5000
Favorite Tomes
Trinity by Leon Uris ā” Beowulf translated by Seamus Heaney ā” American Gods (not saying your name on my blog you bastard piece of shit) ā” Wonderbook by Jeff Vandermeer ā” Misty of Chincoteague by Marguerite Henry ā” The Fall of Berlin by Antony Beavor ā” Ghost Soldiers by Hampton Sides ā” The Age of Chivalry by National Geographic ā” The Millennium Series by Stieg Larrson ā” The Yellow Room by Mary Roberts Rinehart ā” For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemmingway ā” Broken Open by Elizabeth Lesser ā” Redwall by Brian Jacques ā” The Song of the Lioness by Tamora Pierce ā” The Prince by NiccĆ²lo Machiavelli ā” The Sanctuary Series by Robert J. Crane ā” Dragonland Series by Meg Jenkins ā” The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho ā” The Siege of Stalingrad by Antony Beavor ā” Titus Andronicus by William Shakespeare ā” Castle Waiting by Linda Medley ā” Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Hobbies
Worldbuilding ā” Research ā” Dungeons and Dragons ā” Watching movies ā” Working out ā” Fanfiction ā” Oil painting ā” Sketching ā” Language Construction
Critters
Opossums ā” Cats ā” Wolves ā” Dragons ā” Magpies ā” Vultures
Greenlings
Moss ā” Oak ā” Maple ā” Red Bud ā” Juniper ā” Mint ā” Lilac ā” Elephant's Foot
A Box for My Trinkets
Coffee mugs ā” Rocks ā” Dvds ā” Records ā” Restraining Orders
The Library
Featured Wips
The Reaping
Angelus of the Wolf
The Short End of the Stake
Personal Jesus
The Glory Addiction
Universes
Aldebaren
The Web
Series
The Domesblade Chronicles
Wastelands Trilogy
Godless America Anthology
OC's
Naizor Noran
Mokey
Sealghir Ketch
Wally
Wips
The Reaping
Original Novel
2013
Drafts: X
Current Draft Word Count: X
Naizor Noran goes to war with half a planet for her daughters.
Aldebaren
The Short End of the Stake
Original Novel
2022
Drafts: X
Current Draft Word Count: X
A vampire's baptism of blood ends in a new resurrection.
The Web
Angelus of the Wolf
Original Screenplay
2023
Drafts: X
Current Draft Word Count: X
A young man lays his sister to rest.
The Web
Personal Jesus
Fanfiction
2026
Drafts: 1
Current Draft Word Count: 3841
Ritchie Roberts has a stalker.
The Glory Addiction
Concept Album
2019-2021
Drafts: 1
Current Word Count: X
An exploration of ambition, ADHD and addiction.
...And more when I get prescribed Adderall!
