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pick your poison, either way kris is doomed

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

sunshine-tattoo

ceruleanheaven

march weather

iamyounicorn

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

deanwinchesterapologist

Help

saprophetic

is this the post you were looking for

chongoblog

Tumblr > Google yet again

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sajdd

#ALLY

#NEVER STOP THE GRIND

ink-ami

"Tell me to grow wings and let's fly out of this stupid town !" Chapter 5 sure was something

probablily

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

foxhardt

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

wizardshark

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

adamsmasher

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

rouge-the-bat

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

fluffysheeps

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

carbonatedeverclear

being neutral about other peoples kinks is necessary by the way. when consenting adults are doing things between consenting adults, and you prioritize your discomfort over their autonomy and right to exist safely in a space without having their private interests excavated and recontextualized to make them out to be predators, that says way more about your willingness to place yourself in the position of moral authority than it does about them and you deputizing yourself on the basis of nothing but vibes and your personal traumas makes you very dangerous politically.