macho

fuck my pronouns I'm nothing

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[trumbloola]

wait a minute...........wait..... are ALL of us people pleasers??!!

[niceinchnails]

[irondive]

[greatwolfcat]

my tumblr is horny again :/

[kosmogrl]

[honeyfawns]

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

[logarto]

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

[kosmogrl]

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[meluneira]

[aropride]

year 5 of this meme 🙂‍↕️

[jennyjaffe]

Captcha Needs You to Prove You Are Human

Re-type the phrase in the box. Select every picture that contains a motorcycle. Can you spot the difference between a photo of your best friend where she’s pretending to be mad at you and a photo where she’s actually mad at you? Select every picture that contains a coworker you secretly find attractive. You’re running out of time. Take a very satisfying dump. Have very unsatisfying sex. Re-type the phrase in the box in a way that won’t worry your mom. Can you spot the difference between a good cry and a bad cry? Captcha needs you to prove you are human. Cheer when the DVD logo hits the corner. Pretend that fart wasn’t you. Re-type the phrase in the box until it loses its meaning. Select every picture that reminds you of home. Tell your best friend your most toxic thought and have her say “shut the fuck up me too”. Describe a sneeze. Can you spot the difference between who you are now and who you used to be? Select every picture that contains multitudes. You’re running out of time.

[thiingamajiig]

different, but the same

[nrmnas]

[greatwolfcat]

I want to be kissed the same way like these two bats

[greatwolfcat]

sometimes when im in tumblr (on pc) i pretend that im a secretary