Martel D. Brosh

lesbian snake | warning! she bites and hisses and eats whole

[greedsgirlfriend]

[best-of-memes]

[ohplesiosaur]

Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.

[hella-free-space]

MANDATORY REBLOG

[end0skeletal]

This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.

[traveling-spartan]

Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.

[martels-alchemy]

Humanity was a mistake

[adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate]

[antique-scarecrow]

It is so so important to show that queer people have always existed and are allowed to live long, happy lives. Young queer people–especially those in conservative areas–need to know that being queer is not a death sentence. Despite the many struggles we have faced, throughout history there have always been queer lives filled with joy and love. and you will find yours.

[dankmemesdepot]

reptile illness

[nicolecoenen-deactivated2016091]

Women Self Defense in 1947

[littlekiwi37-archive]

I’m not sure what’s the best part of this video: the fact that she’s in heels, the fact that she does the whole thing looking like she don’t give a fuck, that chick in the back just exercising and enjoying the show, or the fact that both men and women are observing this and the girls are laughing and the guys look concerned/pensive as fuck as they watch all their tactics get shut down like nothing is even happening.

[slenders1ckn3ss]

… msties is it just me or is this familiar?

[leaper182]

Some of these are moves I haven’t seen before.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Some of this looks similar to the self defense I learned in a course three or four years ago. It’s definitely got some judo in it (arm bars, throws, fighting to and from the ground). I love this lady. She is rad. I feel like she, much like the rad lady I had as my self defense teacher, would also warn the women that if they don’t think they can gouge out someone’s eyes, don’t start trying because you’ll attack better with something you can follow through on.

[satanstrousers]

crimelords I’m sorry I couldn’t not reblog this for you

[i-feel-fantastic-deactivated202]

The cheerful music makes it even better

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

[thefutaking]

This sho

[eddie-bullshit]

Wierd :o

[starlightdealer]

I want in

[mysterygirlsofficialtumbler]

I call doubt

[edeneye30]

Hmm

[amethysts-pants-official]

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

[nertleturtle]

i s2g-

[nertleturtle]

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

[raging-kitten-deactivated201708]

I dont believe this

[thathighclassbitch]

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

[a-birdy-talks]

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

[thathighclassbitch]

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

[a-birdy-talks]

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

[angrybeardedbastard]

Hmmm

[katuki-yuri]

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

[lavendericy]

yolo

[decendedinhell]

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

Hm.

[vampirojoto-remade-deactivated2]

ok i believe

[cuddlefights]

shrug emoji

[the-milk-was-expired-deactivate]

BITCH FUCK ME UP

[vorpalmango]

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

[lvulic]

what is this mahogoney.

[cliche-ask-max-deactivated20171]

Dude wtf

[a-boy-and-his-gem]

((i am utterly confused))

[tabii-search-history-deactivate]

oh))

[neeancy-search-history]

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

[flowerscout-davey-search-history]

*rolls eyes* suuuure

[phoneykin]

//:^)))

[euphorickie]

pls

[retrostan-deactivated20180915]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

[sweetseaveydreams]

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

[themostbeautifulthing123]

Q?

[trashyeds]

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

[finns-curls]

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

[woahidiot]

OKAY LETS TRY IT

[vi-bi-bye]

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

[beep-beep-beverly]

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

[beep-beep-beverly]

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

[vitalhemmings]

hm

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

[sluttykacchan-deactivated201910]

hm doES it really work?

[monkel-in-the-bathroom]

What the hell is this

[let-me-puke-in-ur-mouth-em]

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

[diego-hargreeves-official]

Aight let’s try

[tiso-heart]

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

Let’s try this bitch

[crab-07]

Let’s see if this still works

[charlessoda-deactivated20200226]

dont trick me, ya dingle

[lillypad-moved-deactivated20210]

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

[theitalianscribe]

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

[edaryn04]

Come at me

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I wanna

[so-lovelee]

please

[schrodingers-fyke]

Hmm… Maybe?

[strixton]

Holy shit it works!

[tech--romancer]

Ive got mail!

[itsmeeve1220-blog]

Let’s go gaymers lmao

[inkedmyths]

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

[zonai-of-the-lost]

I want to see what will happen X3

[zonai-of-the-lost]

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

[allthatdivides]

bls

[mpleaff]

OwO

[stevinel-is-life]

I WANT ASKS!!! 😆

[starribyte]

come at me bro 👌

[volleykirty]

Lol I still haven’t even gotten the Gordon Ramsay but I’m trying this anyways send me love anon

[bunsters-deactivated20260417]

no fucking way

[frankierose]

hello?????

[you-need-geesus]

bitch imma try it

[motherneverlovedyou]

…there’s an entire line of deactivated accounts.

Magic comes with a price dearie

[draculoid-money-deactivated2020]

Let’s do this!

[clevercorvidae]

Oh this is all kinds of funky

[zennou]

We’re not devils, let alone Gods. We’re human. We’re just insignificant humans.

[electrictype]

reblog if you ARE a lesbian, SUPPORT lesbians, or if you REALLY WANT MAJOR GENERAL OLIVIER MIRA ARMSTRONG TO KICK YOUR ASS

[sketchdeath]

“you were such a pretty girl, i dont know why you had to cut your hair off and do all this”

[humming-fly]

Was doing some posing sketches and once I got to arms realized there was an opportunity for greedling bullshit

Bonus nonsense cause I love this style:

Czytaj dalej

[humming-fly]

the incorrect quotes where ed swears for no good reason are always my favorites

(lovingly taken from this quote by @incorrectfmaquotes​)

[humming-fly]

it’s less greedling being rude and more that when ed’s questions are aimed at both of them they’re always insane 

anywho my family was taking a long enough time packing that I was able to knock one more shitpost out before the holidays merry christmas everyone 

Team Greed Masterpost

[humming-fly]

Child Ed finding a frog?

a stunning discovery (can you tell i used to draw yugioh-style eyes a lot in high school lmaO)

Bonus:

[humming-fly]

If you're gonna draw stuff, why not Greed? Maybe someone turned him to their christmas tree idk

did. did you mean to write “turned into”?

i mean., Alright

personally given his fashion choices i feel there’s an even better festive comparison 

[ruinsofxerxes]

lol imagine an au where Hoho stuck around long enough to teach Ed and Al alchemy and they transmute while sitting on his lap and accidentally use his stone. the transmutation comes out WAAAY bigger and more impressive than intended and they just stare at it like "wow cool! that's unexpected!" and meanwhile Hoho's just sitting there sweating like "OOPS. sHIT"

THIS IS SO CUTE. THIS IS THE CONTENT WE MISSED OUT ON. IM GONNA CRY.

Trisha is in the bg watching this happen like

[humming-fly]

#ksldjf ok the implication that using the stone would destroy souls and hoho knows all of them#means he’d probably just witnessed his sons inadvertently committing a murder and im alskdf - i made a comic from my own tags cause honestly i’m still fucking laughing 

[humming-doodles]

I’m trying to trick myself into drawing more complicated scenes by throwing my favorite characters in them

Fun fact: in addition to changing the booth layouts the rando on the left used to have glasses but i was encouraged to change that