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"YO LAN, I FOUND A CAT AND IM GOING TO NAME IT BAGELS!" -Greeds-Alchemy
FUCK YEAH!!! BAGELS!!! I get to play with it whenever I want right?
@greeds-alchemy
HELL YEAH! I JUST- Dont know what they like to play with so... I don't know much about them in hindsight. I just know Bagels likes trash. That's where I found them.
YARN AND THOSE LITTLE MICE ON A STICK!!! Iāve never heard of cats that like trash :/.
Also a litterbox. With litter. And maybe so Catnip. And a cat tower!!! A BIG ONE! Iām coming over right now to see Bagels.
Alright bet. I'll get that stuff after you get here so you can show me what's what. You obviously have much more experience.
I huhhhshsh
Greed. This is,,,,, an odd cat???? This is. An odd. Cat.
Greed. Where did you find Bagels? They are!!! Strange!!! I love them!!
Found them in the same can you're lookin at. Also how odd are they? If you haven't seen a cat like this before so I'm guessing they dont live in Xing. And...
I think I love them too. They bit me earlier while I was trying to move some of the trash, but other than that they've been precious.
That's not a catā
Wym thatās not a cat Martel???
Bagels.
It- it not cat
What could it POSSIBLY be besides a cat? A raccoon? Everyone knows those are a myth
Iām back baby and better than ever
Oh!!
"YO LAN, I FOUND A CAT AND IM GOING TO NAME IT BAGELS!" -Greeds-Alchemy
FUCK YEAH!!! BAGELS!!! I get to play with it whenever I want right?
@greeds-alchemy
HELL YEAH! I JUST- Dont know what they like to play with so... I don't know much about them in hindsight. I just know Bagels likes trash. That's where I found them.
YARN AND THOSE LITTLE MICE ON A STICK!!! Iāve never heard of cats that like trash :/.
Also a litterbox. With litter. And maybe so Catnip. And a cat tower!!! A BIG ONE! Iām coming over right now to see Bagels.
Alright bet. I'll get that stuff after you get here so you can show me what's what. You obviously have much more experience.
I huhhhshsh
Greed. This is,,,,, an odd cat???? This is. An odd. Cat.
Greed. Where did you find Bagels? They are!!! Strange!!! I love them!!
Found them in the same can you're lookin at. Also how odd are they? If you haven't seen a cat like this before so I'm guessing they dont live in Xing. And...
I think I love them too. They bit me earlier while I was trying to move some of the trash, but other than that they've been precious.
That's not a catā
Wym thatās not a cat Martel???
"YO LAN, I FOUND A CAT AND IM GOING TO NAME IT BAGELS!" -Greeds-Alchemy
FUCK YEAH!!! BAGELS!!! I get to play with it whenever I want right?
@greeds-alchemy
HELL YEAH! I JUST- Dont know what they like to play with so... I don't know much about them in hindsight. I just know Bagels likes trash. That's where I found them.
YARN AND THOSE LITTLE MICE ON A STICK!!! Iāve never heard of cats that like trash :/.
Also a litterbox. With litter. And maybe so Catnip. And a cat tower!!! A BIG ONE! Iām coming over right now to see Bagels.
Alright bet. I'll get that stuff after you get here so you can show me what's what. You obviously have much more experience.
I huhhhshsh
Greed. This is,,,,, an odd cat???? This is. An odd. Cat.
Greed. Where did you find Bagels? They are!!! Strange!!! I love them!!
"YO LAN, I FOUND A CAT AND IM GOING TO NAME IT BAGELS!" -Greeds-Alchemy
FUCK YEAH!!! BAGELS!!! I get to play with it whenever I want right?
@greeds-alchemy
HELL YEAH! I JUST- Dont know what they like to play with so... I don't know much about them in hindsight. I just know Bagels likes trash. That's where I found them.
YARN AND THOSE LITTLE MICE ON A STICK!!! Iāve never heard of cats that like trash :/.
Also a litterbox. With litter. And maybe so Catnip. And a cat tower!!! A BIG ONE! Iām coming over right now to see Bagels.
"YO LAN, I FOUND A CAT AND IM GOING TO NAME IT BAGELS!" -Greeds-Alchemy
FUCK YEAH!!! BAGELS!!! I get to play with it whenever I want right?
@greeds-alchemy
Sentence Starters
āI canāt dance, Iāll just make a fool of myself.ā
āI have to say, that certainly isnāt their color.ā
āThey are like a swan on the dance floor. Graceful when still, but a waddling mess when on land.ā
āYou can hardly call this a royal ball. More like the nobility desperate to act like things are the same.ā
āThe champagne has gold leaf in it.ā
āI donāt know whether to be impressed by the fineries, or appalled by the waste.ā
āLooks as though the Duke is already three sheets to the wind.ā
āI should have eaten before I came. Hors d'oeuvres are not going to be enough.ā
āI really only came for the feast.ā
āHow early is too early to leave?ā
āThere is a game of cards going on in the other room, care to join?ā
āThese shoes are the worst.ā
āEveryone is so extravagant, I feel underdressed.ā
āThe king has yet to arrive to his own party.ā
āDo you think the kingās mistress is making him late?ā
āCare to dance?ā
āCan I cut in?ā
āOw! Thatās my foot.ā
āThey are a terrible dancer, but they are also awfully sweet.ā
āYouāve danced with everyone here but me!ā
āWell. Arenāt you popular with the ladies/men tonightā¦ā
āPlenty of good matches tonight, donāt you think?āĀ
āAnyone catch your eye tonight?ā
āYou could meet the love of your life tonight and not even realize it.ā
āWhat have they done to gain your affections that I couldnāt?ā
āThose ladies have been eyeing you like you are a knight in shining armor.ā
āTheir position is determined by marriage, and to them you are a secure future.ā
āIād like you to meet ______, They have been dying to get to know you.ā
āDonāt look now, but I think ____ has plans of winning you over.ā
āYou look amazing.ā
āYou are the most ravishing lady in the room.ā
āYou clean up well.ā
āCan we go home?ā
āI only came to be polite, and now Iām going home.ā
āIām your āplus oneā. You brought me here, I canāt leave without you.ā
āOh please, can we stay just a bit longer?ā
āThe king is black out drunk, and that is my cue to leave.ā
āWine, women, and dancing. What else could a party need?ā
āIām sorry, Iām waiting for someone.ā
āThis is a party? Looks more like a gambling den.ā
āYouāve been alone all night, come join us.ā
āWallflowers rarely have any fun, are you sure you donāt want some company?ā
Romantic Royalty Starters
āI want to unlace your corset slowly.ā
āI couldnāt take my eyes off you from across the ball room.ā
āNot any jewel in the entire kingdom could compare to you.ā
āI cannot marry that man. He smells of rank meat!ā
āI cannot marry that woman. Her voice causes dogs to howl!ā
āI need you in my life. I am incomplete without you.ā
āWe could retire to my suite. No one would know.ā
āMay I suggest a walk in the garden? The roses are in bloom.ā
āI will slay anything that dares to harm you, my love.ā
āThere are secret passages. Come! We havenāt a moment to spare.ā
āI willĀ marry you. I shall make it happen. Somehow.ā
āHow long would it take to remove all those layers?ā
āMy crown is heavy. It feels lighter when youāre around.ā
āIf you go to war we will not be togetherā¦ā
āNothing matters if we are not allowed to be in each otherās arms.ā
āOur parents are fools.ā
āI do not care if our nations are at war.ā
āIt drives me mad that no one will leave us alone!ā
āWhen we are not together, I am pained to my very soul.ā
āWe must pretend not to feel anything. They cannot know about us.ā
āForgive meā¦ā
āWe shall be happy together, forever.ā
āI know that fairy tales cannot come true but I feel that one may have.ā
āYou are so magnificent on the dance floor.ā
āYou sparkle even without the jewelry.ā
āI have never seen a more eloquent creature.ā
āThis maybe the wine talking, but you are glorious.ā
āIāll never look at another.ā
āIām blushingā¦ā
āI will fight for you.ā
Has anyone heard from my husband lately?
Whatās he up too these days anyways :/
Our muses are in the hospital together. Send my muse aĀ š„Ā for them to hear your muse calling out their name.
To be fair, I didnāt know that stealing a car would be noticed so quickly. But, to justify everything Iām going to do now that Iām out of jail, my dad-in-law implied I donāt have good ideas so, I guess he warned you.
Why did Greed get to marry for tax benefits too that was Mine and Greeds thing.
Listen you both are the REASON I agreed to it in the first place. It really is a good idea. PLUS I get apple pie with this contract! SO SUCK IT!
Yeah well u get a pie, and a bratty son and daughter-in-law. I just got tax benefits and a happy marriage
I also get a cool wife who is very nice so far as Iāve seen. Pie and Alcohol is a good combo as well so our sales will go up. Hell with the orchard we could make our own cider.
I get money, pie, tax benefits, and a cool chick.
Well. I get to steal things, and a cool husband. And I donāt need money anyway. Cause we steal things. So. There.
Sweetheart, thatās illegal. One of you is gonna get out behind bars for that.
Not if we donāt get caught. Who are you to tell me whatās legal. Why did you call me that.
⦠I donāt know I think the dad is kicking in. It feelsā¦.. Weird?
Is it the Protecc emotion?
Is it the āWanna set them on the right path and see them get all they want out of the future and live a fulfilling lifeā emotion?
Both of those? But thereās another one and I canāt think of it. Itās on the tip of my tongue-
Ah also the āI will literally fight them if they donāt listen to meā Emotion and the āYell go to your roomā Emotion as well.
Oh are you getting the āIf you donāt listen to the house rules that Iām making up as I go along then Iām going to take away your blog privileges for a dayā emotion too?
Oh- yeah thats what that one is! Thanks.
š well guess what
You are gonna be high on the ārebellious teenagerā Emotion arenāt you?
Oh god is that what it is?
Fuck you dad Iām going to steal now.
ā¦. Now I see why you hated me so much.
Alright just be safe.
Dad I want my own car
And thatās why youāre stealing? Lan, literally, I could get you a job.
Job? I donāt want one of those I want a car.
Ya need money for a car and to get money you need a job.
Why canāt you just buy me one?
Because Iām using my money for repairs and such as well as getting more alcohol for the bar.
Whatever. I already stole one anyway.
ā¦. Lan-Fan.
What?
ā¦ā¦ā¦ Nothing.
Have fun.
š”š”š” Fine.
Iām gonna go do something rebellious. Like. Steal from the bar. Or something.
Steal from the bar and I break your fingers Lan. :)
Weāve had this discussion before
I STOLE FROM THE BAR DAD.
LOOKS LIKE IāM GETTING ROAāS HAMMER.
WONT DO YOU ANY GOOD IF YOU CANT CATCH ME CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WITH A CAR
I CAN LITERALLY RUN WITHOUT A BREAK. I DONāT NEED TO FUCKING BREATHE. YOUāLL END UP RUNNING OUT OF GAS AND IāLL BE RIGHT THERE WHEN YOU DO.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SMASH MY FINGERS? BEAT ME WITH A HAMMER? UR GONNA LET ME DIE? THATS NOT VERY DAD OF YOU.
IāM NOT JUST YOUR DAD, IāM YOUR FRIEND. FRIENDS DO THIS SHIT.
I DONT THINK THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS DO. BUT IT DOESNT MATTER CAUSE I THINK THE POLICE MIGHT CATCH ME FIRST.
Oh well have fun in jail. I may or may not bail you out. Weāll have to see.
I might break out on my own. You know what Iām not even using my call to call you then. š
Who you gonna call then? Ghost busters?
Just call me when you can and Iāll get you out.
Will you come get me before they send me back to Xingā¦.? Please?
Yeah of course I will. Though legally youāre married to an Amestrian so- citizenship and all.
I think Iām done stealing cars.
Thats the smarter decision youāve made today.
Wow r u calling me dumb.
Nope, just saying some of the things youāve done today werenāt exactly āsmartā.
š I donāt want to talk to you anymore. Iām hanging up now.
Why did Greed get to marry for tax benefits too that was Mine and Greeds thing.
Listen you both are the REASON I agreed to it in the first place. It really is a good idea. PLUS I get apple pie with this contract! SO SUCK IT!
Yeah well u get a pie, and a bratty son and daughter-in-law. I just got tax benefits and a happy marriage
I also get a cool wife who is very nice so far as Iāve seen. Pie and Alcohol is a good combo as well so our sales will go up. Hell with the orchard we could make our own cider.
I get money, pie, tax benefits, and a cool chick.
Well. I get to steal things, and a cool husband. And I donāt need money anyway. Cause we steal things. So. There.
Sweetheart, thatās illegal. One of you is gonna get out behind bars for that.
Not if we donāt get caught. Who are you to tell me whatās legal. Why did you call me that.
⦠I donāt know I think the dad is kicking in. It feelsā¦.. Weird?
Is it the Protecc emotion?
Is it the āWanna set them on the right path and see them get all they want out of the future and live a fulfilling lifeā emotion?
Both of those? But thereās another one and I canāt think of it. Itās on the tip of my tongue-
Ah also the āI will literally fight them if they donāt listen to meā Emotion and the āYell go to your roomā Emotion as well.
Oh are you getting the āIf you donāt listen to the house rules that Iām making up as I go along then Iām going to take away your blog privileges for a dayā emotion too?
Oh- yeah thats what that one is! Thanks.
š well guess what
You are gonna be high on the ārebellious teenagerā Emotion arenāt you?
Oh god is that what it is?
Fuck you dad Iām going to steal now.
ā¦. Now I see why you hated me so much.
Alright just be safe.
Dad I want my own car
And thatās why youāre stealing? Lan, literally, I could get you a job.
Job? I donāt want one of those I want a car.
Ya need money for a car and to get money you need a job.
Why canāt you just buy me one?
Because Iām using my money for repairs and such as well as getting more alcohol for the bar.
Whatever. I already stole one anyway.
ā¦. Lan-Fan.
What?
ā¦ā¦ā¦ Nothing.
Have fun.
š”š”š” Fine.
Iām gonna go do something rebellious. Like. Steal from the bar. Or something.
Steal from the bar and I break your fingers Lan. :)
Weāve had this discussion before
I STOLE FROM THE BAR DAD.
LOOKS LIKE IāM GETTING ROAāS HAMMER.
WONT DO YOU ANY GOOD IF YOU CANT CATCH ME CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WITH A CAR
I CAN LITERALLY RUN WITHOUT A BREAK. I DONāT NEED TO FUCKING BREATHE. YOUāLL END UP RUNNING OUT OF GAS AND IāLL BE RIGHT THERE WHEN YOU DO.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SMASH MY FINGERS? BEAT ME WITH A HAMMER? UR GONNA LET ME DIE? THATS NOT VERY DAD OF YOU.
IāM NOT JUST YOUR DAD, IāM YOUR FRIEND. FRIENDS DO THIS SHIT.
I DONT THINK THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS DO. BUT IT DOESNT MATTER CAUSE I THINK THE POLICE MIGHT CATCH ME FIRST.
Oh well have fun in jail. I may or may not bail you out. Weāll have to see.
I might break out on my own. You know what Iām not even using my call to call you then. š
Who you gonna call then? Ghost busters?
Just call me when you can and Iāll get you out.
Will you come get me before they send me back to Xingā¦.? Please?
Yeah of course I will. Though legally youāre married to an Amestrian so- citizenship and all.
I think Iām done stealing cars.
Thats the smarter decision youāve made today.
Wow r u calling me dumb.
Why did Greed get to marry for tax benefits too that was Mine and Greeds thing.
Listen you both are the REASON I agreed to it in the first place. It really is a good idea. PLUS I get apple pie with this contract! SO SUCK IT!
Yeah well u get a pie, and a bratty son and daughter-in-law. I just got tax benefits and a happy marriage
I also get a cool wife who is very nice so far as Iāve seen. Pie and Alcohol is a good combo as well so our sales will go up. Hell with the orchard we could make our own cider.
I get money, pie, tax benefits, and a cool chick.
Well. I get to steal things, and a cool husband. And I donāt need money anyway. Cause we steal things. So. There.
Sweetheart, thatās illegal. One of you is gonna get out behind bars for that.
Not if we donāt get caught. Who are you to tell me whatās legal. Why did you call me that.
⦠I donāt know I think the dad is kicking in. It feelsā¦.. Weird?
Is it the Protecc emotion?
Is it the āWanna set them on the right path and see them get all they want out of the future and live a fulfilling lifeā emotion?
Both of those? But thereās another one and I canāt think of it. Itās on the tip of my tongue-
Ah also the āI will literally fight them if they donāt listen to meā Emotion and the āYell go to your roomā Emotion as well.
Oh are you getting the āIf you donāt listen to the house rules that Iām making up as I go along then Iām going to take away your blog privileges for a dayā emotion too?
Oh- yeah thats what that one is! Thanks.
š well guess what
You are gonna be high on the ārebellious teenagerā Emotion arenāt you?
Oh god is that what it is?
Fuck you dad Iām going to steal now.
ā¦. Now I see why you hated me so much.
Alright just be safe.
Dad I want my own car
And thatās why youāre stealing? Lan, literally, I could get you a job.
Job? I donāt want one of those I want a car.
Ya need money for a car and to get money you need a job.
Why canāt you just buy me one?
Because Iām using my money for repairs and such as well as getting more alcohol for the bar.
Whatever. I already stole one anyway.
ā¦. Lan-Fan.
What?
ā¦ā¦ā¦ Nothing.
Have fun.
š”š”š” Fine.
Iām gonna go do something rebellious. Like. Steal from the bar. Or something.
Steal from the bar and I break your fingers Lan. :)
Weāve had this discussion before
I STOLE FROM THE BAR DAD.
LOOKS LIKE IāM GETTING ROAāS HAMMER.
WONT DO YOU ANY GOOD IF YOU CANT CATCH ME CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WITH A CAR
I CAN LITERALLY RUN WITHOUT A BREAK. I DONāT NEED TO FUCKING BREATHE. YOUāLL END UP RUNNING OUT OF GAS AND IāLL BE RIGHT THERE WHEN YOU DO.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SMASH MY FINGERS? BEAT ME WITH A HAMMER? UR GONNA LET ME DIE? THATS NOT VERY DAD OF YOU.
IāM NOT JUST YOUR DAD, IāM YOUR FRIEND. FRIENDS DO THIS SHIT.
I DONT THINK THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS DO. BUT IT DOESNT MATTER CAUSE I THINK THE POLICE MIGHT CATCH ME FIRST.
Oh well have fun in jail. I may or may not bail you out. Weāll have to see.
I might break out on my own. You know what Iām not even using my call to call you then. š
Who you gonna call then? Ghost busters?
Just call me when you can and Iāll get you out.
Will you come get me before they send me back to Xingā¦.? Please?
Yeah of course I will. Though legally youāre married to an Amestrian so- citizenship and all.
I think Iām done stealing cars.
Why did Greed get to marry for tax benefits too that was Mine and Greeds thing.
Listen you both are the REASON I agreed to it in the first place. It really is a good idea. PLUS I get apple pie with this contract! SO SUCK IT!
Yeah well u get a pie, and a bratty son and daughter-in-law. I just got tax benefits and a happy marriage
I also get a cool wife who is very nice so far as Iāve seen. Pie and Alcohol is a good combo as well so our sales will go up. Hell with the orchard we could make our own cider.
I get money, pie, tax benefits, and a cool chick.
Well. I get to steal things, and a cool husband. And I donāt need money anyway. Cause we steal things. So. There.
Sweetheart, thatās illegal. One of you is gonna get out behind bars for that.
Not if we donāt get caught. Who are you to tell me whatās legal. Why did you call me that.
⦠I donāt know I think the dad is kicking in. It feelsā¦.. Weird?
Is it the Protecc emotion?
Is it the āWanna set them on the right path and see them get all they want out of the future and live a fulfilling lifeā emotion?
Both of those? But thereās another one and I canāt think of it. Itās on the tip of my tongue-
Ah also the āI will literally fight them if they donāt listen to meā Emotion and the āYell go to your roomā Emotion as well.
Oh are you getting the āIf you donāt listen to the house rules that Iām making up as I go along then Iām going to take away your blog privileges for a dayā emotion too?
Oh- yeah thats what that one is! Thanks.
š well guess what
You are gonna be high on the ārebellious teenagerā Emotion arenāt you?
Oh god is that what it is?
Fuck you dad Iām going to steal now.
ā¦. Now I see why you hated me so much.
Alright just be safe.
Dad I want my own car
And thatās why youāre stealing? Lan, literally, I could get you a job.
Job? I donāt want one of those I want a car.
Ya need money for a car and to get money you need a job.
Why canāt you just buy me one?
Because Iām using my money for repairs and such as well as getting more alcohol for the bar.
Whatever. I already stole one anyway.
ā¦. Lan-Fan.
What?
ā¦ā¦ā¦ Nothing.
Have fun.
š”š”š” Fine.
Iām gonna go do something rebellious. Like. Steal from the bar. Or something.
Steal from the bar and I break your fingers Lan. :)
Weāve had this discussion before
I STOLE FROM THE BAR DAD.
LOOKS LIKE IāM GETTING ROAāS HAMMER.
WONT DO YOU ANY GOOD IF YOU CANT CATCH ME CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WITH A CAR
I CAN LITERALLY RUN WITHOUT A BREAK. I DONāT NEED TO FUCKING BREATHE. YOUāLL END UP RUNNING OUT OF GAS AND IāLL BE RIGHT THERE WHEN YOU DO.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SMASH MY FINGERS? BEAT ME WITH A HAMMER? UR GONNA LET ME DIE? THATS NOT VERY DAD OF YOU.
IāM NOT JUST YOUR DAD, IāM YOUR FRIEND. FRIENDS DO THIS SHIT.
I DONT THINK THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS DO. BUT IT DOESNT MATTER CAUSE I THINK THE POLICE MIGHT CATCH ME FIRST.
Oh well have fun in jail. I may or may not bail you out. Weāll have to see.
I might break out on my own. You know what Iām not even using my call to call you then. š
Who you gonna call then? Ghost busters?
Just call me when you can and Iāll get you out.
Will you come get me before they send me back to Xing....? Please?
Why did Greed get to marry for tax benefits too that was Mine and Greeds thing.
Listen you both are the REASON I agreed to it in the first place. It really is a good idea. PLUS I get apple pie with this contract! SO SUCK IT!
Yeah well u get a pie, and a bratty son and daughter-in-law. I just got tax benefits and a happy marriage
I also get a cool wife who is very nice so far as Iāve seen. Pie and Alcohol is a good combo as well so our sales will go up. Hell with the orchard we could make our own cider.
I get money, pie, tax benefits, and a cool chick.
Well. I get to steal things, and a cool husband. And I donāt need money anyway. Cause we steal things. So. There.
Sweetheart, thatās illegal. One of you is gonna get out behind bars for that.
Not if we donāt get caught. Who are you to tell me whatās legal. Why did you call me that.
⦠I donāt know I think the dad is kicking in. It feelsā¦.. Weird?
Is it the Protecc emotion?
Is it the āWanna set them on the right path and see them get all they want out of the future and live a fulfilling lifeā emotion?
Both of those? But thereās another one and I canāt think of it. Itās on the tip of my tongue-
Ah also the āI will literally fight them if they donāt listen to meā Emotion and the āYell go to your roomā Emotion as well.
Oh are you getting the āIf you donāt listen to the house rules that Iām making up as I go along then Iām going to take away your blog privileges for a dayā emotion too?
Oh- yeah thats what that one is! Thanks.
š well guess what
You are gonna be high on the ārebellious teenagerā Emotion arenāt you?
Oh god is that what it is?
Fuck you dad Iām going to steal now.
ā¦. Now I see why you hated me so much.
Alright just be safe.
Dad I want my own car
And thatās why youāre stealing? Lan, literally, I could get you a job.
Job? I donāt want one of those I want a car.
Ya need money for a car and to get money you need a job.
Why canāt you just buy me one?
Because Iām using my money for repairs and such as well as getting more alcohol for the bar.
Whatever. I already stole one anyway.
ā¦. Lan-Fan.
What?
ā¦ā¦ā¦ Nothing.
Have fun.
š”š”š” Fine.
Iām gonna go do something rebellious. Like. Steal from the bar. Or something.
Steal from the bar and I break your fingers Lan. :)
Weāve had this discussion before
I STOLE FROM THE BAR DAD.
LOOKS LIKE IāM GETTING ROAāS HAMMER.
WONT DO YOU ANY GOOD IF YOU CANT CATCH ME CAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WITH A CAR
I CAN LITERALLY RUN WITHOUT A BREAK. I DONāT NEED TO FUCKING BREATHE. YOUāLL END UP RUNNING OUT OF GAS AND IāLL BE RIGHT THERE WHEN YOU DO.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SMASH MY FINGERS? BEAT ME WITH A HAMMER? UR GONNA LET ME DIE? THATS NOT VERY DAD OF YOU.
IāM NOT JUST YOUR DAD, IāM YOUR FRIEND. FRIENDS DO THIS SHIT.
I DONT THINK THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS DO. BUT IT DOESNT MATTER CAUSE I THINK THE POLICE MIGHT CATCH ME FIRST.
Oh well have fun in jail. I may or may not bail you out. Weāll have to see.
I might break out on my own. You know what Iām not even using my call to call you then. š
Who you gonna call then? Ghost busters?