Geeber

He/Him - 21 - Yee Haw'er - Elons Dungeon Refugee Did I mention I'm GreedyTexan? https://mod.io/g/drg/m/passive-aggressive-mission-control PLAY MY DAMN MOD YOU NERD

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

me

[humperxhumper]

sold out :/

[depsidase]

[citrusgender]

[uptownlowdown]

r/airplaneears aka the only good subreddit

[uptownlowdown]

i’m gonna cry

[torturedbitchesdepartment]

someone WHAT

[bluemandycat]

[rose-coloured-bi]

[9pointflower]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[hereissomething]

his name is Ace and this happens to him all the time.

[neutralomensart]

Don't worry he's just taking his big dog to the dog park

[neutralomensart]

ugh

my hand has been forced

no more "cerberus is the demon version of clifford" my friends. Clifford is a well known and NOTORIOUS hellhound.

[crestamorph]

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[hazelsmazecave]

[hjartasalt]

See him sweeties

[hjartasalt]

He's so sweeties!

[hjartasalt]

Now see him fabulous

[hjartasalt]

Now see him. In the dark.

[meltymoth]

it's wide witch wednesday, again!

[fnaflf]

rip twitter i guess, are you gonna repost a lot of your other posts here?

Going to attempt to at some point. I have an archive of the twitter posts just in case.

[punkitt-is-here]

i want you to know that every single fucking time i've ever scrolled down on my dash this is recommended to me. in your circles! for you! i am fucking cursed to continuously see soyjak animatronics every time i open up this godforsaken website. at the time of this posting it only has 8 notes, all of which are likes. i imagine it will be that small no longer. just know you have followed me like an accursed specter without even realizing.

[tutt3rs]

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

[tutt3rs]

like this

[rat-king-they-them]

[rodent-detector]

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

[mutipede]

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too