I am a crazy, bi-romantic, violent, technically twenty-something adult fluffball who contemplates the diversity of souls. I have no control over what exits my mouth, so proceed with caution. Born Jewish. Practicing Pagan. Anti-zionist. Beak.
Okay, anyone who is watching My Adventures With Superman, is future Superboy Jon or Kon, are we thinking? Cause Jon would make more sense for Lois' current storyline and struggles. Just after they had that talk out pops her future child.
But Kon would make more sense with the Death of Superman type story we appear to be doing. With Android Superman and Biz. We already have Steel. I guess Kara kinda counts. We also saw Lex with him, which would have way more meaning if it was Kon. (Luthor finally being bald, lol)
The look is also leaning a little more Kon, but it could honestly go either way. I am personally going to guess Jon.
If they already said it somewhere than whoops, this was still my guessing process.
I will be thrilled to see either one, so long as they do not attempt to combine the two.
On another note, does anyone else feel that Bizzaro was being suprisingly straightforward? I was expecting more backwards/reversed stuff. But I don't find it a major issue. Actually, I was expecting Kon to pop out. But Biz is super fun too.
where the targaryens are a family of talented figure skaters, for generations
kudos to @irlhawke who helped me organize beautifully my messy thoughts about this au:
Since his retirement, Maekar has focused on his sons. Much to his disappointment, Daeron, his firstborn, couldn't handle the pressure, so he quit at an early stage of his career. All his focus is on Aerion now.
Aerion has won multiple championships, due to his impressive technical skills and lack of fear on the ice, which often leave audiences breathless. What he sometimes lacks in emotional vulnerability on the ice, he makes up for with complex combinations, including backflips, even though they were just recently allowed back into the sport.
After multiple years at the top of the rankings, both nationally and abroad, Aerion has lately come under scrutiny, due to unsportsmanlike conduct in connection to competitions. Aerion has been accused of belittling opponents, assaulting a fan at a bar during the 2025 World Figure Skating Championships. The last of which earned him a suspension from the competition, where he was set to be one of the top three contestants, if not the Gold medalist.
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Peter ends up in DC (not in gotham omg) exactly where he was in his universe. It takes him a two full days to realize hes not in his universe bc he chalked a lot of the strangeness to the spell Strange casted
But nope. Hes in a new universe that has completely different heroes, and more importantly, completely different memes (what the hell is "do the butts match"??) And this place has a distinct lack of one Tony Stark
So Peter basically starts up Stark Enterprises in NY again bc he poor and its what Tony (probably) wouldve wanted. He had to pay for this metabolism somehow
But obviously peter needed an investor or twenty, but who needs more than one when Brucie Wayne exists?? Hes like a hunkier yet still bimbo Tony, and practically throws his money at any sad looking teen
But Brucie wayne ends up taking him under his wing, bc hes like. An 18/19 year old CEO and he is Very Concerned abt how this kid not only invented a new type of metal (vibranium) and a very powerful form of energy (arc reactors), so he pays extra attention bc he does NOT need a villain running around with that kind of power and intelligence to back it
And peter is cautious at first but ends up equating Brucie Wayne to Tony Stark (billionaire, playboy, philanthropist? Hello? Bruce is just a foot taller than tony and thats the only difference) and gets wayyyy too comfortable
Comfortable to the point that he kinda starts to treat Brucie Wayne like Tony stark, in that he kind just blurts out whatever hes thinking around hom and just randomly calls bruce to ask for help
"hey is *insert company* chill? They wanna do a collab or something? Idk"
Brucie Wayne, actively on air in a live interview "Funded an anti LGBTQ+ movement a couple months ago, Peter, they're so last season"
No one let's bruce live down he said that on live television. Bruce defends it by saying its what Brucie Wayne would've said in that situation. No one denies it.
"Hey, can I legally *smth stupid that Bruce absolutely also tried to do as a young CEO*?"
Bruce, actively on patrol. "...unfortunately, tha answer is yes, but i strongly advice against it"
"Your advice is strongly noted. Thanks, Mr Wayne!"
Theres yelling in the distance and some sort of explosion followed by maniacal laughter. Bruce hangs up the phone for his own peace of mind
"Mr wayne, I think i just developed a new energy arc reactor"
Bruce, actually sleeping for once "...Peter, it is 4:37 in the morning"
Peter ends up being basically Bruce's most unofficial son. Or maybe like a nephew that calls their uncle instead of their parents. Whatever is it, the public eats it up and the Batkids are Not Amused
Except Tim. Tim thinks peter is a riot, as a fellow young CEO. But also bc peter has literally no supervision, press training, or even council to answer to, so this witty (and angry tbh) teen (who was also recently widowed from his last family member)(aunt may) kinda just. Says whatever he wants and does whatever he wants (within reason)
Idk... I love my dick as Peter's dad trope, but bruce as Peter's almost-dad-maybe-uncle (its a weird gray area. Hes got issues, okay?) Is objectively hilarious
Bruce Wayne catching peter as Spider-man or half dressed in the suit,,, his instincts as a father, Brucie Wayne persona, and vigilante life all merge together into one, immaculate reply
"Peter Benjamin Parker, what the fuck?"
Dysfunctional found family my beloved,,,
OH OH AND imagine they find out they're all vigilantes right?? So peter uses the design from the iron spider to make them nanite suits too they'd look so fire Tim would LOVE it
sooo many people talk like bruce wayne and batman is The Center of gotham or the world or at least every plot an dis The Reason everything/anything exists. But you know who you actually like kind of cant get rid of without changing literally everything significantly? Dick grayson
