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stvrwar & sargxnts

[sargxnts]

HELP ME IM POOR LET ME MAKE YOU THINGS

ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS

help im so fucking poor rn please pay me to write or make you things.

Want me to finally write more group chat marauders au? Commission me!

Not enough of your favorite rare pair? Commission me!

A rich millionaire willing to squander their money on fanfiction? Commission me!

I will write for: The Raven Cycle, Percy Jackson, The Foxhole Court, Harry Potter, Marvel, Six of Crows, Star Wars (movies, EU and Legends), The Mummy, any of the Dublin Murder Squad books- if there isn’t anything that sparks your interest listed, feel free to ask as I am forgetful and know I’ve excluded things.

I will not write: non-con or incest, but once again, anything else is up to my discretion on whether I will write it.

MIN LENGTH: 1.5k

MAX LENGTH: 10k

MESSAGE ME HERE TO DISCUSS COMMISSION

PAYMENT: will run through PayPal or Ko-fi, whichever you are more comfortable with. Pay half up front, half once work is completed.

EXAMPLES OF MY WORK: can be found on my ao3 account

ALTERNATELY

I will also make gifsets for you in my signature Wes Anderson style for whatever fandom you would like.

COMMISSION ME.

[stvrwar]

Please I’m so poor. Hire me to write you shit.

[greektragdy]

this is my main account, and so, pls.

[stvrwar]

I saw a van gogh and I cried

[stvrwar]

PLS PAY ME TO WRITE YOU THINGS

ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS

Hello all! I’m poor and thus- I’m accepting commissions!

Want me to finally write more group chat marauders au? Commission me!

Not enough of your favorite rare pair? Commission me!

A rich millionaire willing to squander their money on fanfiction? Commission me!

I will write for: The Raven Cycle, Percy Jackson, The Foxhole Court, Harry Potter, Marvel, Six of Crows, Star Wars (movies, EU and Legends), The Mummy, any of the Dublin Murder Squad books- if there isn’t anything that sparks your interest listed, feel free to ask as I am forgetful and know I’ve excluded things.

I will not write: non-con or incest, but once again, anything else is up to my discretion on whether I will write it.

MIN LENGTH: 1.5k

MAX LENGTH: 10k

MESSAGE ME HERE TO DISCUSS COMMISSION

PAYMENT: will run through PayPal or Ko-fi, whichever you are more comfortable with. Pay half up front, half once work is completed.

EXAMPLES OF MY WORK: can be found on my ao3 account

COMMISSION ME.

[sargxnts]

ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS

Hello all! It’s that time of year again when I’m like, super poor and starting a new semester of school in which I will have to buy so many text books. SO.

I’m accepting commissions!

Want me to finally write that TRC!Star Wars AU? Commission me!

Not enough of your favorite rare pair? Commission me!

A rich millionaire willing to squander their money on fanfiction? Commission me!

I will write for: The Raven Cycle, Percy Jackson, The Foxhole Court, Harry Potter, Marvel, Star Wars (movies, EU and Legends), any of the Dublin Murder Squad books- if there isn’t anything that sparks your interest listed, feel free to ask as I am forgetful and know I’ve excluded things.

I will not write: non-con or incest, but once again, anything else is up to my disgression on whether I will write it.

MIN LENGTH: 1.5k

MAX LENGTH: 10k

Contact me at my gmail- [email protected] if you’re interested in having something comissioned and we can discuss price, plot, and length there!

PAYMENT: will run through PayPal or Ko-fi, whichever you are more comfortable with. Pay half up front, half once work is completed.

EXAMPLES OF MY WORK: can be found on my ao3 account

COMMISSION ME.

[sargxnts]

Help a broke girl get her car fixed

Like everyone who has done this, I hate to have to do this.

I’m a 20-year-old college student currently double majoring at Ball State and I am having issue after issue after issue with my situation but right now the main problem is my car. 

I just need to get it to a mechanic, which because of medical bills, apartment payments, insurance payment, and all of my college expenses (I am paying my own way through school with only financial aid), I don’t have any money to spare. 

I’m working as many hours as is allowed a week at a campus job while being a full-time student and I have no current way of getting a higher paying job because my car is nonfunctioning, 

I’m not just asking for this money without offering a service-

I can be commissioned to write a fic for you- examples of my work here- or make edits similar to these for any of the fandoms on this list. 

If you’d like either of these things just message me and we can discuss pricing based on what you’d like.

I’m so sorry to do this once again but I am flush out of options. 

If you aren’t comfortable donating to my YouCaring, you can also buy me a ko-fi or send through my PayPal

[stvrwar]

Go follow ya girl on Insta pls

[stvrwar]

— The Dead Moms Club (2016)

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

how to be a donna tartt character

wear old-fashioned clothes in all black or all white, odd glasses are a bonus

have weird nicknames with your friends and only refer to each other by them

intellectualism™ is important. make sure everyone knows that you love homer more than them

moral ambiguity is slightly more important. wanna scam people with fake antiques? wanna murder a friend? wanna steal your stepmom’s dog and drugs and run away across america? wanna semi-accidentally steal a painting and worry about it for years? wanna get into an ecstatic state and murder some random farmer? no time like the present

speak a few languages, preferably dead ones or russian

embrace your angst. amplify your angst. worry

consume copious amounts of substances. smoke, develop a drug problem, get sick drinking as often as possible

forget having actual romantic relationships with people, instead opt for romanticizing someone and obsessing over them and then confessing your love unsuccessfully or being totally gay for your best friend and then denying it later when they try to bring it up

[burningnights]

“Because it is dangerous to ignore the existence of the irrational. The more cultivated a person is, the more intelligent, the more repressed, then the more he needs some method of channeling the primitive impulses he’s worked so hard to subdue.”

           The Secret History by Donna Tartt

[jamespottervevo]

hamlet act iv, scene v, line xliii

a modern tragedy; james and lily

[provocative-envy]

alright this is gonna be quick and dirty because i Forgot™ to include it in my actual birthday post, but here are the pertinent facts or whatever:

this is a drabble giveaway

i am giving away a drabble

a drabble, written by me, is being given away

rules:

reblog this trainwreck of a post

i don’t really care if you’re actively following me because lbr i wouldn’t be following me if i could help it

make good choices

drabble will be anywhere from 750-1500 words

hp pairings only

would really prefer not to have to write about snape

winner will be selected at random sometime on thursday, july 20th

i’ll be posting the drabble on saturday, july 22nd

writing examples - masterlist || ao3 

look, i’ve already? received some enormously spectacular gifts from several people [ check the tag ] and i really want to give something fun back to celebrate and also thank everyone for sticking around here and laughing at my terrible jokes so

godspeed, good luck, etc

xoxo

[jamespottervevo]

“louvre” ft. jily

our thing progresses i call and you come through blow all my friendships to sit in hell with you

(tagging @alrightpotter bc I somehow made my attempt to not make it weird even weirder. but also thx to heaven for sportsgirl ad girl i Love her)

[jamespottervevo]

“louvre” ft. jily

our thing progresses i call and you come through blow all my friendships to sit in hell with you

[sargxnts]

if TRC was a Wes Anderson Movie 1/?

[stvrwar]

is this not how it went?

[stvrwar]

kiko mizuhara as blue sargent

[greektragdy]

hamlet moodboard