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I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

ursavorpalis

sarkavonsy

gotta include the bonus panel

cheddar-baby

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

thenightgaunt

May I recommend "Duck it".

Because DuckDuckGo is better. And also it sounds like "Fuck it".

Go Duck it. Duck it yourself. Worth a Duck.

#still obsessed when someone ddg as a verb in past tense #and said “I duckduckwent”

swaxe

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

doodle-dust

Friendly reminder that age verification is NOT safe, i repeat

THIS SHIT IS NOT SAFE!

rimonoroni

“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

rimonoroni

added a graphic to elaborate on the specifics of what i’m trying to say.

basically, everybody changes all the time for all sorts of reasons. don’t let the myth of static selfhood trick you into thinking you’re unworthy. the only way to go is forward, which would be the case no matter what, and that’s okay.

wordfather

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

#not my circus not my monkeys but I am friends with one of the clowns

interestingmistakes

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

cheaphalloweencostume

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

cheaphalloweencostume

literally 😭😭😭

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

mrhealyourgirl

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

kabber

something i really liked about project hail mary is that Rocky and Grace are both equally out of their depth and about as competent as the other. theyre both the smart one. theyre both total dumbasses. neither knows whats going on. they both think the other is an idiot baby. they both admire the other's intelligence so much.

dogpuppy

rappersdoingnormalshit-blog

st3fan00

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

whitegirlsaintshit

those are his hooves you bitch

xenosaurus

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

xenosaurus