[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[greenvelvetchaise]

i am once again here to remind you your nose is so beautiful the way it is

[galaxia-art]

hanging out with your long lost beloved and the half dead wet gangly thing that it brought home

based on this post

pretend i drew the xenonite suits on them im only just realising i forgot until right now so just pretend with me here

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[slunch]

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[youngsamberg]

this is the height of romance

[segamascott]

individualism is killing us all you are not the main character of your own little movie you are literally just some guy

[segamascott]

[energyprison]

people really think "i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it" is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.

[energyprison]

it makes you sound like this

[notahorseindisguise]

in the airport ..bag dropped and through security. now i just hang out for 2 hours

[les-anges-electriques]

en le aéroport ..j'ai déposé le bagage et à travers la sécurité. puis, je traîne pour 2 heures

[notahorseindisguise]

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[segamascott]

[shencomix]

[madphantom]

You can tell I modelled a lot of my personality after Skulduggery Pleasant because I too say "ah" and not much else when faced with devastating new revelations

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[valtsv]

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

[seven-winged-liar]

she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different