In discord meet cute AU Anakin once decided to take his younger coworker to his favourite gay bar. This coworker moved to the city recently and just got this job, and Anakin happens to be the only openly queer man in their department (it's a pretty small department, but still).
So, he and Anakin decided to go to the bar after work. Anakin is wearing his work regular relatively casual work attire (not "man, it's a gay bar, not a sports bar" type of clothes, but sometimes simple like longsleeve and pants).
He didn't consider that he always goes to this bar with Obi-Wan. And now all his acquaintances in the bar are joking that he exchanged his old man for a young twink. And also other young twink tried to flirt with him. Anakin was offended, because, firstly, he is taken, and secondly, he is daddy's little kitten himself, he doesn't need competition.
(He didn't want to tell Obi-Wan about it at first, but actually Obi-Wan found it really funny).
you know the “a victorian child would blow up if they saw an iphone” thing ? my version of this is that anakin skywalker (vanilla, body count of 1, waited until marriage) would blow up if he had sex with obi-wan kenobi (whore)
Hiii I know I'm super late, but if you wanted a prompt still, I was thinking about Anakin being like an onlyfans camboy and obi-wan feeling VERY guilty about having a subscription (and Anakin is unaware). I feel like it fits the stuff you write lmao.
thank you!! this is almost a sister piece to my kinktober chapter with obi-wan as an onlyfans model, but this time, it's gffa and they actually know each other...
All through the Council meeting, with the voices of his fellow Jedi buzzing in the lofty chamber, Obi-Wan can feel sweat gather all over his body. It's summer, so that is part of the explanation. The other part is his comlink, tucked safely away in one of his little belt pouches. It buzzed just before Master Windu started speaking, a message from Anakin telling Obi-Wan that he would have to cancel their plans to go to Dex's that night.
Which could only mean one thing, because Anakin never misses the chance to go to dinner with Obi-Wan. He would be alone, in his quarters, going live on HoloVidz, and Obi-Wan was stuck in a meeting for Force knew how much longer.
The fact that this worried him so much should worry him, but he can feel bad later. He hasn't come in what feels like forever, and Anakin goes live so rarely these days that he usually makes an event out of it. Obi-Wan feels his cock twitch just imagining the things he might do. Use a toy. A fuck machine. Deny himself an orgasm, whimpering and pleading with no one there to listen to him, while he, Obi-Wan, is sitting helplessly on the other side of a screen.
He swallows, and drapes his cloak a bit more loosely over his stomach.
***
When Yoda finally calls the meeting closed, Obi-Wan practically runs back to his quarters, trying to ignore a small stab of guilt over ignoring his friends to do this. To switch on his projector, log into HoloVidz, and breathe an embarrassing sigh of relief when he sees that there is a countdown on Anakin's page: five more minutes to go.
Obi-Wan squeezes his cock through his tunic and trousers, and even from this, his eyes almost roll back in his head. If anyone knew what he was doing right now, he would do his best to become the first Jedi in history to spontaneously combust. Especially if Anakin knew. But he doesn't have to know. Obi-Wan is good at keeping secrets. He has to be.
The seconds tick by, and when the screen finally goes black, Obi-Wan holds his breath until Anakin's face appears, backlit by dramatic red and blue lights. He's wearing makeup, and the sight of his eyes lined in black makes Obi-Wan keen. Anakin has always been beautiful, but there is something about the clandestine nature of this that makes it stand out to him even more. Somehow, Obi-Wan thinks that if he ever got the chance to see Anakin like this in the flesh, without the barrier of a screen between them, he would not find it as enticing as he does this.
"Hi," Anakin says, and it feels as if he is doing this just for Obi-Wan. HoloVidz doesn't let you see how many other people are tuned into a stream, but Obi-Wan guesses it must be dozens. Hundreds, even. "Sorry, I know it's been a while. How can I make it up to you?"
He pretends to think about this, Obi-Wan can tell. His hand is back between his legs, absentmindedly pressing the heel against his cock as he watches Anakin tap a finger to his lips.
"I think I have an idea, but I don't know..." Then he reaches behind himself and pulls something closer, but it's out of the frame, so all Obi-Wan can do is imagine. Lube? A butt plug?
"Did you know that this is my anniversary, by the way? Two years since I started posting on here." Anakin arches his back as he says this, showing off his long neck. And Obi-Wan did know. He has been subscribed since last year, and has watched every single one of his videos at least once.
"So I was thinking that you deserve a special treat. Something to celebrate." He finally raises his hand, and Obi-Wan's breath hitches when he sees what Anakin is holding. It's a lightsaber. Or, no. A replica of one, without the many little buttons and switches.
A replica of Obi-Wan's.
"Master, can you teach me how to use this?" Anakin asks in a sultry voice, bringing the saber close to his mouth.
He can't. He is not about to-
Obi-Wan stares as Anakin kisses the tip of the saber, then begins to suck on the hilt, tonguing along the length. When he looks into the camera again, Obi-Wan can swear he knows who is watching, whose hand is now wrapped around his cock and stroking it with only his own precome to smooth the friction.
He winks as he deep throats the saber, and Obi-Wan comes very, very close to his wish from earlier about spontaneous combustion.
In sunshine au Obi-Wan and Anakin had very hard time trying to introduce roleplays in their sex life. Usually at least one of them finds a popular roleplay scenario really off-putting.
But surprisingly they both enjoyed "Anakin is a hot electrician who came to fix wiring in Obi-Wan's house" scenario. Obi-Wan made sure there is no problems with wires in his Jedi quarters, because he was sure that Anakin would actually fix it instead of having sex.
no honestly on mustafar obi-wan should have heard anakin out and been like:
“yes, sweetheart, let’s team up and defeat palpatine and steal his empire. yeah for sure. okay, and we should get padmé to a hospital right? yeah, let’s do that cause she’s definitely gonna come around to those fascist ideas of yours—heh, i know i did. no yeah, you’re the sith lord boss, my dear. ahah. okay, and should we get some food and sleep in our system too? yeah good idea my sweet anakin i mean lord vader. after you. :)”
and then once he kinda calmed down been like ok… so this plan to kill palp? totally. like immediately after that though? we’re gonna have a serious talk sweetie but don’t worry about that just yet.
Anakin is the sort of boyfriend that would sneak onto ships in order follow his boyfriend on his missions. All the while leaving a note for his master that he’s out to get milk. And Obi-wan utterly fails to hate him for it.
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