[girlmostlikely]

Literally me

[great-and-small]

[ayscl]

[prescription-cactus]

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

[aubrey-plaza]

spotify wrapped is out and everybody is always posting their top 5 songs….. let’s see some love for number 6 that didn’t make the cut. rb and add your number 6

[astrobstrd]

Thinking you can handle a 26% pre-roll but you rock up to the Subway counter and realize the fucking cold cut combo is staring at you

[horrorlesbians]

knuckle tattoos that say STAY SOFT

[muikkunuuskanen]

My favorite genre of pictures that i just discovered is baseball players in middle of doing their silly little high kicks to launch the ball at bastardly speeds

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

[wizardjpeg]

get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show

[tittyinfinity]

What if I swab my pussy with this at home covid test to see how absolutely sick it is

[stshipper]

[prideprejudce]

have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

[the-orc]

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

[bob-belcher]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[chained2012]

employers will be like “augh we’re so understaffed” my brother in christ you’re in charge of hiring

[pityboy]

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

[pityboy]

i am suffering academically

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

[catgirl-greatsword]

its wednesday

[thecrimerat]

Irrelevant

[just-petty-thoughts]

End of my rope tuesday wednesday