greenie of the month.

no rhyme or reason, just a bit of love and fun ~29yo

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

[renegadesstuff]

GUYS, THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED 🥹🤍

[cartoonrival]

any phannie worth their salt will tell you that its not the fact that they're in a relationship that is shocking its the fact that they announced it

[cartoonrival]

ppl who dont/havent watched dnp keep saying things like "i thought we already knew" which is funny because none of the phannies, who did actually know, are saying that, because its explicitly rude and also completely besides the point

[lesphian]

my for you is a bunch of slutty muscular men and considering I’m a lesbian there is only one person to blame for this development

[reunitedinterlude]

stalking him until he loves you, right guys!

[dlovesp]

a curated compilation

[phulge]

how it feels having to go to a normie ass job when dan and phil just came out as a couple of 16 years

[amazingphanisonfire]

Okay but now that spooky week is currently happening and Phan is confirmed and I can post my Phan shit without it feeling invasive and horrible

I can never forget the pumpkin cooking baking video where Phil very clearly had a flour print from Dan on his waist. When that video came out I did spiral.

[reunitedinterlude]

one person accepting you can make all the difference

congrats dan and phil on the hard launch 💙

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[possiblyawesometmblr]

"but if you'll have us, we'd love to finally be ourselves"

[treestomeetyou]

5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real

[oldphanny]

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

[livingchancy]

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

[kirbywithaknife]

I think what a lot of people aren't understanding is that: the fact that they're in a relationship isn't as much of a surprise as the fact that they finally decided to talk about it openly

[chromolumen]

This is all i am capable of doing right now.