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Camila Cabello Shitpost

Never Be the Same by Camila Cabello but she can’t stop saying “Something must’ve gone wrong in my brain”

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Happy Chinese Year! Stay gangsta

[dynatoxinc]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

[tielesiti-eftu]

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

[memescog]

I just realized something

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[90s90s90s]

[greensquirtle]

Why does this look like it goes “gua guaaaaaa bing bing bing bing doodoodoodoodoo”?

[yeezy-nation]

leave jojo alone

[dancing-cockroaches]

joji?

[yeezy-nation]

who

[dancing-cockroaches]

[greensquirtle]

This is so sad. Alexa play “Will he”

[donmamastroso]

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Te ngonovio

[pukicho]

Awaken

[greensquirtle]

And the world became woke

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The hype is real

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[paxamericana]

[f1rstperson]

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

[princekarkat]

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

[ralfmaximus]

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone. 

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.

[zooophagous]

Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.

[greensquirtle]

English to Spanish Translation

“He/she is having a severe anxiety attack” = “Tiene nervios”