feel like im the worst so always act im the best

INTJ//she/her//arts and astrophysics//swiftiee//love tall blondes w blue eyes//marvel comics fan

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[valtsv]

podcast character body pillow

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

alt version

[valtsv]

you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.

[valtsv]

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[birdcagesandbutterflies]

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[astronomical-bagel]

now this is some wizardry shit

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

It's me. I'm the distant aunt.

[ratcity]

I just burst into tears and had to sit on the bathroom floor

[pansyfemme]

shoutout to crossdressing, jerking off, pain meds, 7$ beverage, and music for keeping me from killing myself at every minor inconvience

[manrippedapartbydogs]

I don’t need a vacation when I have this view

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

my favorite romance trope is like. you dont want to hurt me but i am asking you to hurt me. i need you to stab me. i need you to hit me. i need you to carve this out of me. i need you to cut something off of me. this will hurt both of us in incredible ways. yours are the only hands i trust enough to weild this knife. you do not want to hurt me. i am asking you to hurt me.

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..

[valtsv]

wtf you're polish?? why???

that unfortunate accident known as "being born there"

[cannibalchicken]

[milkflys]

[luisonte]

Cuando el jefe no viene a la obra

[elvencantation]

#we are the (osha)violators via @google-searchhistory-official

[rancoreedisprezzo]

This is better than all the marvel movies combined

[daggerdoggy]

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal