feeling like the health inspector

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feeling like the health inspector
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you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.
worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil
"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."
-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great
"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"
-This girl
They are both right
now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
now this is some wizardry shit
It's me. I'm the distant aunt.
I just burst into tears and had to sit on the bathroom floor
shoutout to crossdressing, jerking off, pain meds, 7$ beverage, and music for keeping me from killing myself at every minor inconvience
I don’t need a vacation when I have this view
my favorite romance trope is like. you dont want to hurt me but i am asking you to hurt me. i need you to stab me. i need you to hit me. i need you to carve this out of me. i need you to cut something off of me. this will hurt both of us in incredible ways. yours are the only hands i trust enough to weild this knife. you do not want to hurt me. i am asking you to hurt me.
Not Karl..
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that unfortunate accident known as "being born there"
Cuando el jefe no viene a la obra
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This is better than all the marvel movies combined
wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal