I'm A Hoe For Green Tea

karen, 23. 🦁

[popculturediedin2009]

a holiday favorite: martha stewart showing off the ceramic nativity scene she made in prison (and big martha’s reaction)

[yeehaw-vampire]

The year is 2020, the Cullens have been stuck in quarantine for the past 3 months in an effort to seem human, Edward is slowly going insane because Bubblegum KK has been playing nonstop in Emmett and Alice’s heads since Animal Crossing New Horizons came out. He leaves the family to live at the bottom of the ocean until the stay at home order is lifted.

Because I had to make it a vid.

[yeehaw-vampire]

I’ve watched this about 100 times even though I’m the one who made it and it honestly just keeps getting better.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nikeypapi]

how do you deal with anxiety ?

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed

[kuragin]

it is a beautiful day on the island, and you are a horrible goose

edit: i fixed the goose and the wonky circle a little bit and while this design is still up, theres 2 versions of it now so use my creator id to find both 

[popculturediedin2009]

a holiday favorite: martha stewart showing off the ceramic nativity scene she made in prison (and big martha’s reaction)

[judithbuttplug]

[slimetony]

Not to be vague but not again please

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

Me cooking

[lactonicangel]

@tomfordvelvetorchid

[profashionall]

[mjalti]

this girl invented Harvard

[teathattast]

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

@natashadenona

[sovietnam]

[somecutething]

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

[officialgeoffpayne]

one direction/the office

[labias]

In the mood to suck on a tongue for 18 minutes straight

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

hmmm i dont like it when men say bitch