and wouldn't you rather be a left-handed flea

ivy, she/her | whoniverse, star wars (mostly tcw & jfo), and miscellaneous other fandoms. all in one blog 👍

[greenwith-ivy]

i don’t know anything really i just like having opinions

[skidfarts]

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

[sacred-portal]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[anywhoozles]

[enba-and-luka]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[greenwith-ivy]

they need to fire law asap please get him out of there

[kosmogrl]

[scorebug]

[alexanderwales]

Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[veltroxx]

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

[lakevida]

save it for linkedin brother

[girlnumbers]

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

[greenwith-ivy]

new spider-man movie verdict: i liked that it was pretty good 👍

[greenwith-ivy]

guys it’s been two and a half hours how long does it take to clean a house…i know it’s a big one but still…

[greenwith-ivy]

ughhhhhh i wanted to take a nap before my plans this afternoon but i didn’t account for the fact that there’s cleaners here this morning 😭😭😭 too bad so sad. i’ll be fine