gregamiah @gregamiah - Tumblr Blog

starrybats-m-deactivated2019042

no offense but it’s a whole new world we live in (do do do do do dooo) it’s a whole new way to see (do do do do do doooo) it’s a whole new place with a brand new attitude, but you still gotta CATCH! EM! ALL!! and do the best that you can do

yoshifawful64

friendly reminder that:

everybody wants to be a master

everybody wants to show their skills

everybody wants to get there faster

make their way to the top of the hill

theavengers

#Cap does a voiceover = you die

heatherwitch

I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that’s honestly sooo important for my mental health.

oldumbylievable

Hayao Miyazaki has said on numerous occasions that he wants children to know that even when the world seems harsh and life is hard, it is always still worth living, and there is always something beautiful in it.

That mental health boost is intentional and Miyazaki wants you to believe that you should continue to live, even if just for those little things.

thesunshore

reblog if u want a female black gay muslim link

dellbelle39

do it for her

materia-girl

@nintendows

Tony Stark: Friday give me a status report. How is my new Avenger getting along with the team?

Friday: Jessica Jones has proceeded to tell Captain America or as she refers to him Captain Popsicle to eat her ass four times, had sex with Thor, drank half of your liquor cabinet, proceeded to threaten Mr.Barton that she would report him to the IRS if he didn't give her the last piece of pizza,was tazed by Miss Romanoff twice and is currently playing Mario Kart with Mister Hulk

Tony Stark(tearing up): She is perfect

cherooshi

I really want Team Rocket to be in Smash

dankmemeuniversity

evilbuildingsblog

Video game building IRL

thisismud

“Where do you work?”

*suspiciously* “Yeah? Where’s it at?”

Oh down by

governor--megatron

Me: “Hey darlin’, you wanna go to A Nice Restaurant to eat?”

Her: “Sure thing! Where??”

Me: *prepares for a “Who’s On First”-esque conversation*

crazytom666

historyarchaeologyartefacts

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

gregamiah

but... this is a left hand...

chromolume

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

the-last-punbender

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

mrdittomansir

summonerxi

HIS DAD IS A DITTO

I AM NOT OKAY *SOBS*

pkmnrivals-blog

My heart

blackmodel

Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART

augutsy-deactivated20141216

i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE

ring ring

HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??

minichocolatine

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

alem-do-sol

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

spnyuri

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

katesofheaven

no

think➡️thought

blink➡️blought

spnyuri

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker!