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kaijuno

chilewithcarnage

tikkety-tok

I swear, even if you haven't seen FMA, I think you might appreciate the fucking talent! 🤩

reallycoolsoup

The hotdogs taped together with what looks like scotch tape really makes this for me

alone-to-dance-deactivated20240

This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

whitebeltwriter

…I wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please

alone-to-dance-deactivated20240

I had an eloquent reason but really what it boils down to is I think Mamaw is a cryptid. The running joke in the family is that Mamaw will be at the end of the world with the twinkies and the cockroaches.

I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore, I think it’s a premonition.

alone-to-dance-deactivated20240

Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all “ew no way” and Mamaw stood her ass up and said “Who the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isn’t welcome in my house? This ain’t your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!” while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left

alone-to-dance-deactivated20240

No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasn’t gone gray and she’s never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.

alone-to-dance-deactivated20240

Mamaw got Covid-19. She presented with symptoms and was rushed to the ER with a dangerously high fever and next to no oxygen. The doctors took note of her age (she’s apparently 93 as best she can guess) and her vitals and, well, Mamaw wasn’t gonna make it past Monday.

By Sunday night the fever was gone and she was complaining that the hospital didn’t get WWE and she was gonna “miss my wrasslin shows!”.

She was home and completely fine by Tuesday. By Wednesday she was calling up the anti-maskers in our family just to call them idiots and hang up.

karmaneko3

Gods above, your Mamaw would scare Cthulu into submission.

alone-to-dance-deactivated20240

Mamaw would probably fish Cthulhu out of the sea and fry him up along with the catfish

chimericaloutlier

nitewrighter

Cyborg: I can interface with satellites that allow me to perceive and measure countless electric signals and waves flying through space and the atmosphere. I can listen to the sun, live. But sure, let’s all freak out because Beast Boy just figured out he can see shrimp colors.

Beast Boy: Cranky ‘cuz you can’t see shrimp colors, aren’t ya?

nitewrighter

Raven, not even looking up from her book: Tch. I can see shrimp colors too, it’s just there’s no way for me to see them without also perceiving 13 overlapping hell dimensions at the same time.

Beast Boy: Wh… what?

Cyborg: Seconded. What?

Raven: Oh it’s all ‘Raven why don’t you talk about yourself more’ until I mention the ‘Everyone’s face is peeled off’ dimension.

nitewrighter

@stammed-cleams You. You get it.

eztheressence-deactivated202412

Robin, who can’t see shit through his white mesh mask:

correct-gaang

Zuko: If corals get stressed, they die. So if I was a coral, I'd already be dead

Aang: What do corals get stressed about anyway?

Sokka: Current events

Zuko:

Aang: Ooh- I sea

chewytran

anon this ask has been in my inbox for literally 5 years i am so sorry it took me THIS LONG to get to it !!!!!!

anyways roy totally makes riza come over just to get those spiders for him. she is not getting paid enough for this job.

catchymemes

American movie be like

powerfulwizard

You know those movies about those little nerd boys who get with really hot girls, and those girls eventually learn to settle for a little nerd boy because he’s kinda nice sometimes? Propaganda.

powerfulwizard

hollypunkers

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”