The Greg Stewart Show

Anything and everything I find worth telling other people about. I need more followers, so recommend me if you like what I post!

[minions420]

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

[magicbuffet]

saving the ozone layer one anxiety at a time

[dead-blog-go-to-artgoddex-deact]

ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST

CLEANING

Dish soap

Laundry detergent

All-purpose cleaner

Hand soap

Broom

Mop

Wash cloths / rags

Vacuum

Dustpan

Lint roller

Sponges

KITCHENWARE

Plates

Bowls

Spoons

Forks

Knives

Glasses

Mugs

Tongs

Spatula

Plastic wrap

Ziplock baggies

Garbage bags

Paper towel

Tupperware

Ice tray

Oven mitts

Potato peeler

Mixing bowls

Frying pan

Pot

Baking sheet

Whisk

Stirring spoons / ladels

Tea infuser ball

Measuring cups

Strainer

Cutting board

Coffee maker

Kettle

Toaster

Magnets

Dry erase markers

Sticky notes

Microwave

Wire sponge

Trash bin

Recycling bin

Rubber gloves

Silverware organizer

Measuring spoons

Aluminum foil

Wax paper

Can opener

Bottle opener

Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.

LIVINGROOM

Sofa

Rocking chair (you know you want one)

Loveseat

Coasters

Blankets

Throw pillows

Coffee table

Book shelves

TV

TV stand

Floor lamp

End table

Stereo system / radio

BEDROOM

Mattress

Box spring

Bedframe

Linens

Sheets

Comforter

Hangers

Laundry hamper

Trash bin

Curtains

Pillows

Pillow cases

Night table

Alarm clock

Lamp

Dresser

Coat rack

Desk / vanity

Comfy chairs

DININGROOM

Dining table

Minimum of 2 chairs

Coasters

Placemat

Tablecloth

Tea lights /candles and candle holders

BATHROOM

Face clothes

Towel

Soap bar

Body wash

Shampoo

Conditioner

Tissues

Toilet paper

Trash bin

Plunger

Toilet cleaner

Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds

Hydrogen peroxide

Antibacterial ointment

First-Aid kit

Tweezers

Nail clippers

Band-aids

Shower rod

Shower curtain

Toothbrush

Toothpaste

Floss

Period products

Bathmat

Air freshener

Trash bin

Towel rod

Towels

MISCELLANEOUS

Elastic bands

Stapler

Stables

Paper clips

Needles and thread

AA / AAA batteries

Light bulbs

Extension cords

Scotch tape

Duct tape

Shovel

Rake (if you have a yard)

Stain remover

Jar of courters for laundry mat

Screw drivers

Hammer

Nails

Sticky tack

Screws

Box cutter / X-acto

Pliers

Wrench

Pens

Paper

Pencils

Pencil sharpener

Eraser

Welcome matt

Shoe rack

Coat rack

Flashlight

Flashlight batteries

Watch batteries

Rechargeable batteries and charger

Safe place to discard dead batteries

Candles

Matches

Lighter

Mini travel fans

Real fans

Emergency Survival kit

Fire extinguisher

Landline phone

Window air conditioner

Carbon monoxide alarm

Fire alarm

FOOD STUFF

Mustard

Ketchup

Mayo

Salt

Pepper

Baking soda

Flour

Eggs

Milk

Bread

Olive oil

Tea

Jam

Peanut-butter

Coffee grounds

Cereal

Rice

Pasta

Vegetable soup

Tomato sauce

Frozen vegetables

Crackers

Chickpeas / lentils

Apples

Oranges

Granola bars

Juice

Hot chocolate mix

Frozen meats

[6aphomet66]

Also good for background drawing

[fuckinglesbian-deactivated20170]

I feel like this is the adult test. You’ve been living on your own or with roomies for a few years now, you should have figured it out by now. How many of these things do you actually have

[lost-password-deactivated201605]

to all the boys on tumblr:

you are not born a sexist/misogynist

you are not born a rapist

you are not born an abuser

you can change, learn, grow

you deserve as much body positivity as girls do. your body image issues and the eating disorders you may have are real and are valid

if you’re trans, you are in no way a misogynist for being who you are

if you’re trans, you are not worse than trans women, you are equal

you can be abused, by women too

it’s okay to cry, you aren’t weak for that

do not let this stupid site tell you that you’re worthless scum

you’re cute

you deserve support

i’m here for ya

[thatguyfromyournightmares]

Good to see posts like this among the muck that says otherwise. Thanks.

[did-you-know]

Source

[oddly-romantic]

anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -

me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it

anxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it

me:

me: …..go on

[gregorgaliant-blog]

I am done. Gonna punch someone in the face tonight.

[gregorgaliant-blog]

I HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY

[laurelance-archive-deactivated2]

[pagewoman]

Barn Owls in an Oak tree, Suffolk, England

by Mike Rae

[did-you-know]

"Under" people take note: it has been tweeted to the world and there is nowhere to hide.

Source

[gracefulswansofnever]

these are their stories

[staff]

This seems to have started a thing. 

[beerwiththeboyss]

A friend isn’t your friend until they defend you in your absence.

My mom is a wise woman. (via beerwiththeboys)

[sasakiwis]

[unwinona]

I love that Aang’s favorite fighting style is nooooooope.

[derrierebender]

oh same

[mousathe14]

The best fighting style.

[sandandglass]

[gabe-the-fallen-angel]

What actual friendship is like

[gregorgaliant-blog]

America: our education system needs to improve!

American education: we need another standardized test and more homework!

Finland: actually, we became one of the worlds' best education systems by getting rid of homework and standardized tests - also, we pay our teachers better than you.

China: same

Belgium: same

American education: better make it two more standardized tests.

[queerfarmgremlin]

If you’re ever going to be a successful assassin, you gotta stop singing “mmm whatcha say” every time you kill someone

My sister is highly critical of my technique (via dreamlordmorpheus)

[did-you-know]

A newborn Chinese water deer is so small that you can hold it in your hands… but when it grows up, it sprouts fangs and looks like a vampire deer. Source