puppeteer

Oldest Smythe and, quite frankly, one of the most relevant. I make art prettier than most people I know and that's a fact. I don't bite but i heard you might so let me feed your a p p e t i t e where do we go from here whisper what you want in my ear my little p u p p e t e e r

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beckyfayejackson:

That I’m running to be the most awesomest person in this school and you will have to listen to me the queen bee duh!

Well, your majesty, I am at your service.

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notpeterxparker:

Hey you and meh not a lot, but I’ve missed you. One person?

I’ve missed you too. Sorry for not keeping in touch recently.[PRIVATE] Do you remember Axton? To refresh your memory, we had a thing and they got scared when things got too serious. I decided to invite them to a party and, well, things got blurry, the drinks wouldn’t stop and we made out and apparently we’re together.

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ali-evans:

Oh hey Greg! I missed seeing you around here. I don’t think you’ve missed anything, I’ve been pretty busy too.

And I missed seeing that shining smile of yours. Busy with homework or just busy in general?

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Have I missed anything during my absence? Found out the hard way I shouldn’t put one person and school first before everything else.

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jaybuildsbots:

I haven’t had a semester drag me that far into the ground, this early on, ever… 

I miss anything important?

I haven’t heard anything, honestly. Unless I’m missing out too.. then we’re in the same boat.

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baileyfabray:

This week has been a stay in bed and listen to sad indie songs kinda week and it’s only fucking Monday.

Ouch. Been like that for a while or?

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itsdjjones:

Everyone’s been talking about the iphone X, meanwhile I’m over here with an iphone 4s. I’m so behind on the times. Have I turned into my dad? Maybe? Also why would they go from 8 to 10?? Like where’s the iphone 9? I think it’s dumb. okay rant over.

Isn’t the iPhone X like $1100+ at max?

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notpeterxparker:

Not really, kind of had a low, relaxing weekend. Someone drank who hadn’t drank in years, and they acted like the old them. Though, we talked about it and we’re good. 

[Private] Did you get hurt or anything?

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ofroseiisms:

Oh, well good to know. Her name is Sandy. I got her as a surprise after my high school production of Grease so, you can understand why I called her that.

I understand. So do you like musicals then?

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hummeleli:

He truly doesn’t. He also knows how to just wrap you around his little paws though. Oh for quite a while now, actually. My Dad wasn’t a fan though. But I finally wore him down. What about you? Any pets? Cat or dog person or both?

Sounds like a nice pet to have. We had a dog but I think it was more my mom’s. I call my best friend’s dog mine, if that counts. It’s a beautiful golden retriever.

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porcelainsongbird:

Of course, it wouldn’t have been out of pity. I’m a nice guy, though. Haven’t you heard?

I haven’t but your brother makes it seem like the Hummels are nice guys.

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wyatt-anderson:

That sounds great, thanks. I went to a black light party once and it was probably the best party i’ve been to. Being drunk with paint all over my body surrounded by neon lights was an awesome way to spend the night.

I’d have to agree. What other parties have you been to?

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sylviesmythe:

[PRIVATE]:

Well, I don’t think he’ll be texting back. He ordered food for me (a burger, my least favorite thing), and I ended up being sick. He paid for it, which was nice. I don’t think I’ll be going to the cheese market anytime soon.

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So he won’t talk to you because of you getting sick? He’s not a good person if he pulls that. Was he even attractive or just mediocre enough to settle? And by attractive I mean on the inside.

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allisonabrams:

Nope, none at all. Just Allison. Hi, Gregory.

Understandable. I don’t mind what I’m called; words are words. What have you been up to?

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serveituparden:

I think it was great! Although I had a little too much to drink. You didn’t go?

I did not. I was out of town at my own gathering with others I know better.

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lopezcollection:

That’s what mom and dad always told me.

You think you’re too cool to drink overfilled shots with us, Smythe? 

Well I don’t know any of you too well so I don’t want to be surrounded by buzzkills when I know I’m having a blast with others. 

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goodsoldierclarington:

I’m fairly certain that was most of the women there. One of them decided to use my chest as a pillow when I’d sat down… Can’t say I was complaining too strongly, but it was certainly odd. Army, yes. I was a Private. Stationed in Iraq.

I’ve never been able to stand those girls. They usually end up throwing up at my feet by the end of the night. Has yet to fail. So you’re not a partier? I’d invite you to one of our gatherings next time if you’re interested. Wow, what was it like? Any fascinating stories you could share?